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Issues w/The Blegg
Author: BigCountryExpat
The Home Country Is In Flames! Éirinn Go Brách Bitches!
Greetings!
My ancestors would be oh so proud.
And man, TBH, my Irish Pedigree is sort of OMG famous. LOTS of rebels, lots of Irish ne’er-do-wells, scalawags and bandits. I’m the eldest first borne Grandson of an O’Leary (matrilineal side, MomUnit’s Da) who could trace his roots back alllllllllllll the way back to the Original Eight Major Irish Clans.
Like 540A.D. or somewhere around then…
I’m directly related to General Daniel Florence O’Leary. Not sure how many ‘Grands’ he is, but both FedBro and myself have that in our blood.
General O’Leary is really famous down the “South ‘Merican Way” as he was the Aide-de-Camp to “El Liberatore” Simon Bolivar, as well as his head of Logistics and Operations. Like NFS, back in the early 80’s my Grandpa, Daniel H. O’Leary got invited to Venezuela to participate in the 70th Anniversary of the Liberation… kind of had the whole fam like “WTF?” to find out our roots were like so prominent. Turns out Grandpa was like the Oldest Remaining (Last Man Standing) representative of that particular part of the O’Leary lineage.
Either way, he got a free trip and a place of Honor in the Parade with Grandma.
Kind of cool IMO.
I also have a lesser known Gran…. his ‘claim to fame’ in the Family Lore comes from getting killed randomly during a somewhat famous (or infamous) assassination in 1922. My Great-Great Grandpa, Timothy O’Leary and his family was located on a homestead located in County Cork happened to be in Béal na Bláth.
The Assassination In Question?
Michael Fucking Collins!!!
Seems that, according to Family Legend, the Anti-Treaty IRA showed up at the family cabin, and told them “…to keep yer fookin’ heads down!” and left it at that, and then rolled out for bastardy and eeeee-vil. Now back then? If the IRA showed up at your door? You “kept yer fookin’ head down” and went see no, speak no, and hear no.
Seems his (Tim’s) favorite place during his hard-earned retirement was to be drinking Irish Whiskey in the front window, overlooking the road. He was the retired postmaster from Cluain Siabhra Mór, a small(ish) place about 25 kilometers Northwest(ish) from the homestead that he retired to. Also according to the stories past down, Michael Collins’ convoy past by the house juuust close enough for Great-Great-Gran-Tim to see it. He was a great admirer Collins as it is told…
According to the histography, while he’s sitting there, he suddenly hears the gunfire break out. Not exactly sure if he knew what was going down, but his instincts go with what -I- would have done…
He grabbed his weapon to help out.
He was 83 years old.
Balls. Of. Fucking. Adamantium.
He, as stated in the beginning, didn’t make it.
Stories vary.
Not sure if he died of a gunshot wound to the head, or from being buttstroked. Either way, he’d already been hit with ‘walking pneumonia’ and was sick as it was. The head wound wasn’t a penetrating wound, and like I said, stories vary.
Irish AF amiright?
The documentation is there though. Death Certificate, Registry of Death/Burial, circumstances and whatnot. Shattered skull, etc…
Seems Great-Great-Grandad was a certified bad ass or maybe just certifiable?
Not sure.
Definitely runs in the blood Aye?
But, back to the ‘Meat and Taters’ of tonight:
Eire is on fire
How bad can it be?
Welllllllll……..
Oooooooooooops.
They done fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up
File under ‘things two weeks ago that I would have said, with an absolute certainty being: “Things that will never happen for $1000, Alex”… I mean they’ve been fighting like rabid motherfuckers forever over this… and now?
A Common Enemy.
Or Enemies that is
The Globalist Retards, the Pro-Mass-Invasion/Replacement Immigration retards? Yeah, I’d say “All of the above.”
They know not who they decided to fuck with.
I mean the reaction has been absolutely predictable:
As well as completely and retardedly over-the-top:
Arrested for Facebook poasts?
Wow……….
“Meet Mr. Flammenwerfer you fucking slore.”
Sounding from the guy in question, he sounds older than myself. Fuckin punk-assed motherfucking no-load-can’t cunt pussy-assed weak-kneed Globalist Scum… especially that bitch… Any bets she ends up with two to the back of her head?
True story: One of my neighbors in Quincy Mass when I got out of the Army had been convicted in 1996 for running guns (or attempting to) to the IRA. Great guy. I lost track of him after I went to Iraq. He was conditionally living with his Mom and lil Sister (she’s a whole different story for another time…28 years old… 3kids and hawt but ultimately a tragedy). I met him from the Ex Wife who one day was struggling with the two kids and getting a carload of groceries into the house… Spawn #1 being 3 years old, and Spawn #2 being -barely- one, and X was having hell of a time as I was at work. This was a year pre-Iraq.
He saw her having a time, and ran up the street, despite having an ankle monitor LOL. When I got home, she told me about the ‘nice guy from up the street who helped her unload the car and the kids, and refused anything for it.’ So, me being me, I went and looked him up, and introduced myself, and asked if I could do something like buy a case of beer for him? His name was/is John. Red-Head Green Eyed lanky assed Mick who had a string of Irish Hotties coming around the ‘hood to the point the X was on my ass about hanging out at his weekend BBQs…
We got to talking, and actually got along despite a ten-year age gap (me being the ‘old man here’). When I asked him about the ‘range’ on his ankle monitor when he helped the then-spouse, he said that he was pretty sure that he was able to do it…coming to my house that is, as in Massachusetts, an ankle monitor for house arrest, depending on the crime, has a functional Go/No-Go ranges between 50 to 150 feet… His Mom’s house was three BIG houses down, so I knew he’d been pushing it.
When I asked him why he took the risk, he said he had to help out a fellow Mick, which he knew about as on St. Paddy’s Day, I used to fly the Flag of Eire on the front door. I did it mostly to piss off the other neighbors, who were Syrian. Loud, Irish and Proud baby!
So, for the four months that he was home on appeal, we hung out occasionally (actually a lot), I learned a quite a bit about gunrunning and the IRA. Fascinating doesn’t even begin to cover it. Unfortunately, after he lost the appeal he went back to FedPrison, and I sent him a few letters until I went to Iraq, after which sort of to my shame, I lost track of him. He wrote back as well, and when I could, I threw some $$$ to his canteen. John was a good kid who wanted to help out what he considered his ‘homeland.’
Which, at long last, brings me to my point:
ALLLLLLLL These retards, morons, idiots and sufferers of extreme brain damage (meaning the cops and politicos) There’s more than likely a metric fuckton of available weapons to be had in Ireland. John told me the amount of ‘stuff’ that was smuggled was by and far, no where near what the fucking fuzz found. Told me the entire countryside was positively riddled with caches and ammuntion. A HUGE amount also came from “Middle Eastern Sourcing” as he told me, to include heavy(er) weapons… RPGs, Mortars… as he said:
Just Because The Accords Were Signed Doesn’t Mean They Turned In ALL Their ‘Stuff’
Knowing that, and if ANYTHING, growing up “Irish”?
“Saving for a rainy day is the Irish Way
Granted, the ‘saving’ was so they could, at some point, start trying to kill each other again and settle the ‘question’ once and for all. That being said?
Now?
<Slow Golf Clap>
Congratulations Globalists.
You should get the Nobel Peace Prize
You finally ended the Irish Civil War and Reunited the Country!!!
Sorry that it means that IF (or more likely NOW with your idiotic responses) the Irish get pissed off enough, and decide to ‘break out the shovels, then the hardware’ and that they don’t stop ‘rolling hard’? It’s going to be a damned shame that your pet Gollums are going to be slaughtered in wholesale lots, and eventually those that remain are going to be driven into the sea(s) to be fish food… but hey! You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs?
Mind you, and do keep it in mind
You’ll be next
This public service announcement isn’t a threat, but a reality.
“Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle K”
More Later
Big Country
Debbie’s a Bitch, Trip is on the Back Burner BUT! Need MOAR Food, But Been a Good Day!
Greetings!
Yeeeeah.
Driving?
No. We were supposed to leave around mid morning (10 a.m.) which means ‘noon’ in GretchenTime. Those of you married to a Diva (especially professional hair/makeup one for that matter) this means unless you have a shock collar installed on her neck to get her ‘up and moving’, it takes a minor miracle to get her ass out of the house on time. She practically always has to have on her ‘professional face’ so to speak… She’s gotten really good at getting ready faster, as my time in the Army and the whole “15 minutes early is actually 15 minutes late!” thing motivates her…
I do other ‘asshole’ things too…
I can wash my ass (crack/balls/pits/face/quick-hair rinse) in less than 7 minutes. Ten if I shampoo. Ten minutes is luxury to a point… Hell… in Afghanistan, at Bagram in January, it was sooooo fucking cold, I managed to get the nightly ‘quik-klean’ down to 3 minutes, lest I run out of warm-to-tepid water… any longer and you risked hypothermia when the mini-hot-water tank (all 3 gallons of it) ran out, and ice water came out of the showerhead…
Brrrrrrrrr. I get cold just thinking about it.
THAT is some PTSD right there let me tell you….
So because of the speed-clean talent I have, I’ll wait juuuuuuust until she’s ready to ‘go out the door’, get up, hit the fangs, hose off, towel off, throw on a clean uniform, and still be able to ask “Hey Baby, let me know when you’re ready… I’m waiting…”
One of these days she just might shoot me LOL.
Surprisingly we were actually sort of kind of set yesterday. –I– was the one who called ENDEX (end of exercise) when my guts took a turn for the worse. Got up (tuna sammiches for dinner the night before) and Ye Olde Morning Farte didn’t go so well… To quote Middle Country from Iraq back in the day, “I dun sharted” on my way to the Royal Thunderbox. Ended up doing a “waffle stomp” in the shower after completing the Thunderbox download… FFS…. And it didn’t get any better as the day wore on either. Every. hour. +/-. it. seemed.
No way was I chancing getting in the car and having a NASA-like “Catastrophic Failure of O-Ring Integrity” whilst on I-75 or I-95. So we called Miss Daisy, who said things were copa-she-she… I have my doubts, but her Gran (Miss Daisy’s) with whom we’ve been coordinating her protection and help with also stated things are cool…
Tense… but cool.
So we ‘stood down’ and I’m comfortable with that.
Next time ’round maybe. There was also something about a ‘big storm heading our way’ but to me? News to me this A.M., BUT: This’s Florida…
To my bro RABear BTW: I’ll call you this week once the other unexpected festivities finish out around here. Not that I’m worried about this Tropical Storm, Debbie I believe is the name? I’m just justifiably fucking annoyed. The issue being that ALLLLLLL them ‘infiltrators’ (add ((()))s as needed) from waaay up yonder from NFYC/NFJ/NFE and all its surrounding, deep-blue-water polluted environs? Well the way they’re fucking acting all unhinged and sheee-it, you’d thing we got a Category Fucking 7 Hurricane, with Brimstone mind you, headed our way:
FFS…
Morons…
It’s a tropical storm.
However, because of this and the current ‘panic stupid?’
Bread? Milk? Eggs?
What are these items of which you speak? I am unfamiliar with them, as they sure as fuck ain’t available in Publix or Costco.
I won’t even be bothered to go to our local Wally World(s) as unfortunately, the employees there are for the most part currently substandard Burrito Goblins and Lazy Nogs who’re generally worthless. The shelves in those stores on a good day frequently look like someone looted them… haphazardly stocked (if at all) and no one either A) gives a shit or more commonly as of late B) “…no habla ingles.”
Even if there may be a better price at Wally World, due to the vicissitudes of my recent encounters there, I’ll take the financial hit so to speak. However, all is not lost for one such as myself. I got the means to get ‘stuff’ if needed, include a guy who has chikinz up the street that I regularly barter ammo-for-eggs/honey from. 2 x 7.62x51mm reloaded ball per egg or one 7.62x51mm Tracer per 4 eggs… Farmer Ted as he goes by… great guy… chikinz, fresh eggs, his own honey. An original Old School FloridaMan…
To continue however:
So, there’s a BUT in here: (there’s always a ‘but’ in there innit?) One of the things we positively have to do tomorrow, rain or shine, is get up to the InLaws Place in the Villages. Gretchen was talking to Mom and Dad, and maaaaan! Turns out we have multiple self inflicted issues that must be dealt with with a mega-quickness.
One of which… well, without too much ‘family drama aspects’ to be put out there (I already vented to Cederq earlier on the fon…. appreciate and love ya man, no homo) but Gretchen’s parents have 3 kids, Gretchen being the middle, with an older step brother (Dad’s first marriage) and Lil Brother (Gretchen’s Mom, current Mom, my MIL)
Quick Breakdown:
Eldest Scumfucker Step-Brother: A complete and utter POS. Calls me “Full Mental Jacket” Has a standing “to be shot on sight” DeathMark here at the Casa. He’s been trespassed from here too, so it’d be all nice n’legal if on the odd chance he’s retarded enough to get within range. He won’t… fucker has zero testicular fortitude. He’s UTTERLY Disowned for being himself now by everyone in the fam. It’s the reason Dad calls me “#1 Son” which really makes me feel good TBH… loves and helps me despite ALL my faults… and I mean all of them.
Any wonder I go so hard to help when needed?
Anyways…
Lil Bro: Great Guy. Former Navy. Honorable discharge. 6 Years in. HUGE geek. D&D, Transformers…still. Esoteric SciFi Nerd. Only issue with him? Very….. hmmmn… how to put it? He’s as big as I am, thick… burly. “Good with his hands”. Great shooter… Trust him with my life. However… I think he’s a -A wee bit– on the ‘spectrum.’ The guy is a highly intelligent motherfucker don’t get me wrong…. nosebleed intelligent. I love him to death, but he’s like, for a lack of better terms, ‘simple’… like as in “Wake up, eat, go to work, eat again, go home, do things for pleasure, fuck (if on the schedule), kill if needed, sleep” Wash, rinse repeat.
If he wasn’t Navy, I’d say he would have been a perfect Marine Grunt. Even an Infantryman in the Army. Follows orders to a tee. High Praise from me, let me tell you… The issue in this case stems from that since Gretchen (and I) had to do the “Cancer Dance” back in March/April with Doc Samizdat, and the subsequent bullshit that went along with all of that, Lil Bro was tasked to take over the twice a month ‘Grocery Call’ w/Mom.
Since they’re damned near house bound, Grocery Delivery Apps have been what’s been keeping them fed. To do this, well… the ‘Grocery Call’? It’s sort of labor intensive and stressful as Mom ‘wants what she wants’ and she sometimes uses out-of-date sales flyers, which causes a wee bit of chaos… Gretchen was doing this for over a year and a half when I told her that Junior needed to take over, as she needed to focus on herself and the whole ‘deadly disease bullshit’. So Gretch ‘trained him up’ and he’s been at it ever since…
SO this A.M. she does her morning call to the ‘Rents… as we were supposed to see them on the “Daisy Run” as we pass right by their AO. Gretchen starts asking about “do you need anything?” and yadda yadda… at which point (I was sort of tracking, but still half asleep… in that mid-zone… y’all who’ve been ‘in’ know of what I speak.)
Whelp.
Shit.
Turns out they haven’t bought groceries in over two months!!!
Seems they have a $3k tax bill coming up (they own their casa outright, paid cash) and due to Dad’s med issues and whatnot (copays/Medicare/Medicaid Shenanigans) They’ve been ‘scraping the bottom of the pantry’ and ‘didn’t want to bother us’…
………………………………………………..
(that stands for the long silence while I contemplate the Universe and the ‘how and why’ of said fuckery)
They’re, by their standards, -broke-
Not to mine mind you, but BoomerBroke is a new thing to some of them… sacrificing groceries but keeping the cable TV going? Yeah… BoomerBroke… (new term as far as I know… you heard it first…) Let’s do it officially:
The Definition of BoomerBroke;
‘Boo-mah-Bro-ke’ Descriptive Noun (BB for brevity):
“Having enough money to pay a $240 a month cable/internet/in-house-landline bill, (while also having a cell phone/separate bill) BUT not having enough to cover the (paid for in cash house) tax bill/groceries and getting upset at the suggestion to cut the cable bill down to bare minimum. This can also be applied to boat registrations, second home mortgages, insurance on the New Corvette in the Garage (which is never driven) and the like. Peak Boomerism.”
Not mad, more just……resigned….
So, Gretchen calls Lil Bro… who apparently was completely unaware of the situation. He thought when Mom said “Oh no need to order this week honey, we’re good!” that they were good. He didn’t probe or ask for further instructions… Guess his ‘coding’ doesn’t allow for it.
For Two Months.
Not for nothing, I might have gone the same route. Initially
BUT
Now? 2x Months, no food deliveries.
Ugh.
And since everybody these days is pinching pennies to a point, I ‘dipped’ into the car payment (Go fuck yourself Hyundai, It’ll be late, suck my taint) and we sent $200 in food right then, right there. However, that, in my mind isn’t good enough.
So off I went into “need to restock their deep supply”
Went into MY deep storage.
I’ve been hoarding TBQH… for years.
Long term goods. Stared when I was contracting. A case of Mountain House here, and a case of MREs and/or Foreign MREs there… Sales stuff… individual cans and whatnot. Nevermind when I discovered the Mormons… Not sure if I shared this or not, but them jokers? They have a store that IF you register, they’ll ship you ‘bare bones’ survival chow for a flat rate, and man, it ain’t no joke how much ‘stuff’ you can get. Mind you it’s barest of bones but the Church of Latter-Day-Saints have a rule (if I recall correctly) every. person. in. a. household. POSITIVELY HAS TO HAVE one year worth of vittles on hand.
The LDS kids back in the day were persecuted as badly as the (((tribe))) here in the States, so for the sake of self-preservation, they made it mandatory that they stay “prepped”. I sure AF wish other religions would get on that bandwagon amiright? Either way, they subsidize it on their website, link HERE
Now
Much to my surprise, the prices have gone way up
And the choices available?
Lots of ‘missing items’
No Honey being one of the larger things that stood out.
It’s all #10 cans. I got a bunch of them back in the day. Nitrogen sealed #10 food can last a loooong time. Standard shipping used to be $10. However, Now?
Hmmmmmmmmn
The $10 shipping BTW covered ALL shipping. Took an average of a week, maybe two. Came in by UPS. Mr. Big Brown Delivery used to get upset (in a joking manner, he and I were cool) when I ordered some heavy stuff like 2 or 3 cases of #10 Flour/Rice/Pasta. Fuckers are a good 40+/- pounds of grub…
Now?
As seen above?
Looks like the LDS Kids –might- be expecting some shit.
As in $25 for a 1-3 day turn around?
WOW!
To continue
I went into –some- of the deep storage. I went looking primarily for stuff that’s within a ‘useful timeframe’ meaning shit that’s not going to kill them, nor go unused, as well as “Will they eat it?”
I gave Gretchen the veto power. She knows them best.
MY personal attitude is “Be Fucking Grateful that it ain’t fucking Alpo man.”
Cold? Yes.
Realistic?
Abso-Fucking-Goddamned-Lutely.
See, there were times in 2004… and some of you may or may not be able to back me up on this, but when the ‘wheels came off’ in Baghdad, and the Gen’ruls had no fucking clue what to do, we started getting down to the ‘nitty-gritty’ levels of ‘having no shit available’ like this:
“No more chow hall ‘hot ‘As’ for chow!” (Breakfast and Lunch)
A hot ‘A’ being a hot meal… usually reconstituted eggs and shit for breakfast, and Mountain House ‘stuff’ for Lunch and dinner…
“One MRE per man, per day, with ONLY 2 x 1.5 liters of bottled water issued per ID Card per day as well, until further notice!”
That didn’t last long, but maaaan…
Like 2-3 months….
Yeah….. It was a fucking Goat-Rope.
Hunger purely sucks. In college, it was -generally- b/c I spent my food $$$ on booze and weed, but I knew there was ‘light at the end of the tunnel’, a part-time job that paid weekly. In the regular Army? Go broke? We got Chow Halls…
Gretchens Mom and Dad?
Yeah, some folks would say ‘don’t help’ but yannow what? Fuck yourselves. They’ve been nothing but Gold to me, even at my worst. They do NOT deserve to have this happen. So I’m going to make it right the best way I can.
I’m pretty good with helping them, so’s the first thing it to get the Cable/Internet/Bullshit bill down ASAP. I just know they’re getting fucked. They positively need the landline as it’s hooked up to the “I’ve fallen and can’t get up” machines that Gretchen and I still pay for since we insisted on putting it in… it’s paid for itself. I need to find out just what sort of sketchy bullshit is needed otherwise that I know they’re getting overcharged for… a $250+/- bill monthly? For two 80+- folks? Fucking something reeks. I mean what internet upload/download speed(s) are they on? That sort of $$$ sounds cray-cray fast/expensive…. Here at OUR house we have two lines…
One Sapper handles, which Gretch rides/piggybacks on for her YouTube, and besides webcrawling, Sapper does gaming with his, and even when he’s balls out gaming, there’s never any lag, nor does Gretchen have any problems, and his is $110 a month in toto.
MY Line is a biddness line.
I pay about $150 for the minimum as since it’s a biddness line, I don’t need much more… I should really check to see if there’s a cheaper one, but for right now? I’m good as after work hours, I can game like a motherfucker against Sapper. Plus mine is a full on tax deduction.
But, back to the original:
I went online to check out ‘replacement’ costs for some of the ‘stuff’ we’re bringing with us up there to M&D’s. The prices it seems have gone all inflationary, just like everything else. Like OMG…
Almost $60 a can
Daaaayyyyyum!
Crazy right?
Well… since I plan on bringing them a can of this… well… let me start over… My actual plan is to bring an individual pouch. Sapper and I have a buttload of them… Wally World on occasion has the pouches on sale for $8-12 bux, depending on the ‘flavor/size’ of the pouch. Needless to say, we clean them out of them IF we find it as such… Mainly b/c we rarely hit WW these days… but to continue… The idea is to let them try it (for lunch maybe?) and see what they think. I’ll have to bring the #10 can with me, and IF they like it, I’ll leave it with them, as a #10 can is 10 ‘normal servings’ and to them, they could probably stretch it, as they don’t eat a lot anyways. Call it 12 portions. That six days on ‘main meals’ for them in tough times.
But also there’s a side of me, Mr. Asshole, that’s sort of like “You’ll be happy with what I give you, so Sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up.”
Sometimes –someone– has to be the prick.
<Le Sigh>
THANKFULLY Dad’s prior Navy too, so when I read him the riot act, I do it in a military-style way so that he gets a kick out of it, but also, he completely understands where I’m coming from. THAT helps IMMENSELY as HE then puts a metaphoric ‘leash’ on Mom and her complaints.
Thank The Gods.
But because of this imminent ‘downsizing’ of the household preps, I then went online to see about “How much is it going to fucking cost me to replace these “holes in my preps?” Reason being is all that time in supply? The rule of a GOOD 92Y (Unit Supply Specialist) being: “Keep the best, bogart the rest” and “One Out, One In, No Exceptions.”
BTW, the Beef Stew is NOT the only thing I plan on supplying either… not going to keep them in this state, however… until we get the Logistical Chain unfucked if you will…. they’ll eat what I provide, and not fucking bitch about it.
I activated my search bots. I have some really old ‘stuff’ a buddy of mine coded back in the day… very basic but useful. I think there’s apps that can do it now, but hey, ‘use what you know right?’ Still…. According to almost EVERY. SINGLE. WEBCRAWLER. BOT. I have, ALL of them have found that an average price for the subject item (Mountain House in particular) is between $50 to 65 and higher on average for a single #10 can of Mountain House…
Ouch.
Way out of the ‘willing to replace’ price range…
UNTIL
I thought on it, and realized I got Fecesbook.
Specifically Fecesbook Marketplace.
Yeah… I rage against it.
I deleted my original page, one that dated back to LONG BEFORE I went to Iraq/Kuwait/Guantanamo Bay/Iraq/Afghanistan… man that hurt.
BUT it was because of that lunachick psycho whole-slore that I had to go undercover. She is, as of last info I had, in prison
Link HERE
There’s crazy, then there’s plum-dog-utterly-should-be-put-down-rabid crazy. THAT is the broad who was terrorizing oh so many of us, Phil, a couple other bloggers out there… the whole time pretending to be ‘other people’ and shit… fucking bitch had me paranoid like a motherfucker for a while until we moved to Tennessee, when ‘all of a sudden’ the stalking and bullshit ‘dropped off’… Might have been since I was now out of state, however, having spoken to the prosecutor and whatnot, I’ll be notified when this nutjob gets out, IF in fact she ever gets out… Thank God.
But yeah, I have another FB account… don’t go there often. I mostly use it to keep track of my Rakkasan Brothers. That being said, I -did- join the FB Marketplace. Normally I treat shit like that as Craiglist levels of “Do Not Trust” but occasionally (like today,) there’s some good that does come out of it.
In this case, a guy offered up a case of Mountain House #10 cans of Beef Stew. $80. For The Case!
Mind you, the expiration date is 2039? Like over half of the date gone by +/-? They say a can of Mountain House is good for 30 years… That being said, a short history lesson for everyone:
Mountain House started in conjunction with REI (Recreational Equipment Inc) which is now a -BIG- supplier to the DotMil as well as civvie-world for sports gear… Mountain climbing stuff… sleeping bags and the like, and starting in 1969?
“Civvie” LURPs.
The one below is a 1966+/- DotMil one.
They’ve been around a minute.
The Food Packet, Long Range Patrol (LRP; pronounced “lurp“) started in 1966 under a different company. They fielded them in Vietnam with varying degrees of success. The idea (which still holds true) is that a lightweight, calorie-heavy meal with some additional ‘stuff’ added in, like the Oatmeal cookie (which was still being put in MRES up until the late 90s) and ‘other stuff’ as well would help the long range kids get in and out of Dodge without the added weight of a 4-6 pound C-Ration. Mind you a C-Rat was ONE meal…
The was NOT like a “modern” 24 Ration like the new (or maybe not so new by now) “First Strike Ration”:
A 2.8 pound 24 hour ration.
Lots of ‘stuff’ in them.
I had those in Iraq when they first came out…
Anyways.
In 1969, the civvie side of the house got involved. Eventually, the LRPs or ‘LURPS’ ended up being sold to campers and hikers, of which in that timeframe there were a LOT of them… Mountain House eventually took over the supplying of these to the DotMil, and you can find the main meal, in a small 3x3x2 inch compressed cube available online. No extras like tootsie rolls or cookies included.
Long story short:
There’s a LOT of 50+ year old Mountain House/REI and DotMil field rations that are still edible. If they’re STILL sealed, if they’re kept WELL (no extreme heat and cold), No EXTREME UV (ultraviolet light breaks down the packaging) well, there’s been tests of some 40-50 year old LURPs on one of my favorite MRE Tester’s YewToob Channels:
The channel is Steve1989MREInfo. He’s eating a LRP from April 1977.
Not bad.
Check him out if you haven’t.
OK OK OK…. too looooong on my digression…
Jesus
I swear my ADHD is getting the better of me in my old age.
“Look! Squirrel!!!!”
OK… back to the original issue.
So what I was doing is that I needed to look for a replacement for the #10 Can of Mountain House Beef Stew without breaking the bank. Turns out, Fecesbook Marketplace provided. I dug in, did ‘only local searches (+/-40 miles) and found a guy in North St. Pete. The Guy in Question wanted ONLY $80 bux for a case of #10 cans of Beef Stew!!!!!
Can you say OMG YES!?!
Turns out he was selling his ‘preps’ as he was moving. He also had to sell his preps at a slightly lower price than what he told his wife that he’d paid for the stuff! Sort of like that Meme of “When I die, and when you sell/get rid of/pay my wife for my guns, give her the money I told HER that I paid for it!!!!”
Laughing. My. Fat. Ass. Off.
Dude even had a sense of humor about it.
Told her he paid $110, for the case, about 10-15 years ago.
Sold it to me for $80.
Current cost of a case of Beef Stew?
Yeeeeeeeeeah.
eBay
Granted I saw it for much lower on some other websites, but this’s to give you a ‘top end’ price. I paid $80 for between $260 on the low end, to $380 on the top end. Each can is 10-12 servings, so 60-72 servings of good chow if and when it’s needed.
He had also a case of Chicken A’la King w/Noodles… another ‘older’ case, but even then, eBay has ONE can at $45 for it, and that works out to about…. $270 for the case… and we talked dude down as we’d already paid full price for one case, and he just wants to get rid of this stuff before his move.
In total, between me and Sapper:
$140 paid out
Cost IF we were to buy this new:
$320 (avg for the Beef Stew)
$270 (avg for the Chikinz a’la Kang)
Replacement for Factory Cost: $590 +/-
which works out to 12 cans of still-good expires in the late to mid 2030s for $140… plus gas.
Like I said in the title…
IT”S BEEN A GOOD DAY!!!
So I get a happy face.
When we got home, we loaded up our (or I should say Gretchen) old canned goods (rotation rotation rotation for the pantry… never forget to do it PrepperKids!) so we can ‘reload’ what they already ‘dun et thru’ on the ‘bottom of their pantry’ as well as making sure they have Shit-Hitting-The-Fan Chow if needed.
Also, while we were gone, Gretchen cooked up, no shit 4 complete trays of food for them. 2x of stuffed shells, 1 lasagna and a tray of brownies for dessert. This being ON TOP of ALLLLLLL the other shit we’re traipsing up there with…
Taking care of family is what I do Aye?
Treat me the way I’d like to be treated, and I’ll bend and break the world for you. I mean hey… family isn’t necessarily blood as I learned the hard way in oh so many instances. Forgiveness AND openness to Forgiveness, as well as dialog is important… Plus some basic respect. THAT goes both ways. Maybe some folks need to look, realize that maaaaaybe they might have misinterpreted things, or are being stone-cold ignorant and stubborn, and that IF they were the ‘bigger person’, that maybe some other folks might be open to a dialog… If said folks could try and walk a mile in the other’s hoof-covers… to each their own I suppose….
Make of it what you will.
More Later
Big Country
Captain Obvious is at it Again
Greetings!
A short, but sweet one tonight. I’m off to bed as I have many miles to go over the weekend to check on Miss Daisy. Also need to swing by one of y’all’s places as I traipse through Georgia on my way North. Gotta see a man about a horse…
But yeah… this was an actual headline from today:
“Offishully” listed as ‘death by gunshot’
Really?
Absolute Genius I tell you…
It also listed it as ‘homicided’ in the coroner’s report TBH
Which in itself is interesting on a different level.
However, there’s enough shit out there conspiracy wise.
My reaction to this is (of course)
Yep.
Yeeeeah
Our DotGov at work
What was that about a ‘crisis of competence’ again?
Mmmmmn
Yeah
More Later
Big Country
Got No Worries, She’s Got The Curry
Greetings!
Gotta hand it to them DemoncRats, they suuuure do loooove them some good ole blaq accentuation and elocution while campaigning for the nigra vote:
Between Killary doing it, or the Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den telling how how “…he’s gonna put y’all back in chains!!!” and sheeee-it.
How’d that work out?
In fact, an interesting little thing got put out today.
Cumala’s Birth Certificate.
Seems they failed to scrub it like they did the Obamamessiah.
Not that it’ll matter.
Of course the usual suspects in the Treasonous Ministries of Lies and Propaganda are going to try like hell to say this’s doctored/photshoped, what the fuck ever…
Problem is they’ve got some serious credibility issues these days. Not that they care or are even aware. I mean there’s just too much shit to cover up.
And considering how the blaqs feel about Gopinder and his street-shitting corner store owning asses, this is not a viable long term strategy. There’s just too much to … pardon the pun whyttewash when it comes to the THROATUS. There’s just too much out there…
And if that isn’t enough to convince you:
Not sure which one the cumdumpster is in this pic
(They all look alike to me)
But yeah. The humor factor is at an “eleventy” right now as the various Organs of the State try to get this bitch across the finish line. However, that being saidf, I’m, also not sure if it’s a legit effort.
She hasn’t filed as of yet any official paperwork with the Federal Election Commission… of course that may just be something us plebes have to worry about amiright? They play by their own rules… Rules don’t apply at that level from what I hear.
I mean look at the whole “OrangeManBad Assassination Attempt”… More and More cell phone footage coming out in the open, more info, more ‘crossing the lines’ by whistleblowers to get the truth, whatever it may be out there. I positively knew the cellie-cam pics and vids were going to start leaking out.
EVERYONE with half a brain kept any info or footage they personally shot on the Doooooown-Low as they knew that there’d be a pretty high chance that IF they caught something that they were not supposed to that they’d end up like the ‘Tard on the Roof. ‘Suicide by Fed’ being at the top of that list.
Now?
Since the Cumala story sucked all the air (and sperm) out of the head-lies? They feel a wee bit more open to sharing…
God, what a time to be alive Aye?
So yep.
Have to keep watching… I mean it’s only going to get more entertaining as time goes on. I’m not even going to touch the story about the nine fucking (((IDF))) fucktard-rapists troops who got freed after raping both boys and women in Gaza by the (((authorities))) who then had the audacity to say that the Jewish Religion allows for these sorts of predations…
That’s funny…
OUR Religion used to make certain allowances too!
Soooo
Yep.
I’ll just leave that one to speak for itself…
More Later
Big Country
More Of The Same
Greetings!
Oy Vey! All dis kvetching over the Olympic Opening Ceremony! Donchaknow it’s Antisemitisms!!! All them haters and eeee-vil right wingers???
Of course the soon-to-be THROATUS had to put her two cents in:
A post like that makes me realize that the Throat-GOAT can not ‘read a room’ nor…. well…. Hell… judging just in generalities I think “basic reading” at my Grand’s Level (age 6) is a bit of a stretch at this point
The only thing she’s able to do is successfully suck-start a Harley Davidson…
I mean I still can’t get over the shenanigans and bullshit, never mind the incredible amount of whitewashing and scrubbing that’s going on. I mean in full on Orwellian Fashion they’re desperately attempting to rewrite this vapid side-hoe cumdumpster into the Second Coming of…what?
Fuck…. even they don’t know what or who she is…
The entire operation stinks of the Intelligence Community again. I still can’t quite figure it out… the why of it all. I try to be a ‘big picture’ kind of person… thing of it is, none of it makes sense… it just reeks of hubris, ego, and institutional inertia that fails to take entropy into account… which then makes me think that it’s insanity that’s now fully infected the whole of any and all ‘things’ that are going on….
The very fact that “Bath-House Barry, the Obamamessiah” and “Big Mike” are still around and running the show ‘supposedly’? I mean anyone who’s spent any significant time researching Barry and his background knows that he’s literally a ‘product’ of the IC… I mean literally ‘made to order’ by some mysterious behind the scenes people that truthfully, at this point to me appear to be far more clownish than sinister.
We know he’s a CIA/Red Diaper Baby. That there’s a ‘strain’ of ‘true believers’ of “The Communism That Wasn’t Tried, But We’re Working on It!” group that firmly controls both our money and politics. John Brennan the former Head of the CIA being a prime candidate of these ‘behind the scenes’ clowns…
Brennan himself admitted during his polygraph that he’d voted for the Communist Party Candidate Gus Hall in the 1980 Presidential Election. Now, unlike some claims, he never admitted to being a member of the CPUSA, nor specifically being a Commie. He called it a “youthful indiscretion.”
HOWEVER
Others like Anthony Lake, who had been President Clinton’s national security adviser got nominated in November 1996, following the resignation of Director of Central Intelligence (DCI) John Deutch. Clinton then nominated Lake to be the new DCI.
Interestingly, Lake made some statements regarding Alger Hiss, the full-on fucking Soviet Spy who was oh so beloved and defended by “the System” to the point that when Lake was ambiguous on whether or not Hiss was in fact a spy, his dissembling was enough to derail his push to be the new head of the CIA.
So I guess if you don’t call out a Communist spy as a Communist spy is enough to derail the ‘job interview’ to be the Director of the CIA but voting for the Communist Party of the USA is just fucking peachy!?!
Just for the record, despite the attempts by the Treasonous Ministries of Lies and Propaganda, His was undoubtedly a fucking spy, and a long term one. Project Venona, a hi-speed-lo-drag early NSA project that had decrypted a bunch of Soviet messages and the like, and that Hiss was a spy, and that ALES was his probable code name.
SO yep.
Lots of behind the scene trash happening.
ALL linked, either up-front or peripherally to the Intel Community and it’s Lackeys and Fucktards
Then
The more info we get about the attempted assassination of Trump, the worse it looks for the US Secret Service. Seesm now the local-yokel cops as well as their tactical teams had spotted Ree Tardy Autist almost a full hour before the shooting, and yet when they called it in, nothing happened. I can speak that even from my most limited experience in Personal Protective Details that IF there’s even a whiff of potential contact/danger to the principle, you lock him/her down, and keep everything locked the fuck down until a “clear” is called.
You sure as fuck don’t let the man take the stage and speak for 10-15 minutes…
But that’s exactly what happened
Add on the current ham handed election interference going on with the various tech companies attempting to erase any and all reference to the attempted assassination in real time? Seems that the goolag and ALL the AIs out there started saying that, when questioned about the “Attempted Assassination of Former President Trump” the answers invariably came back and said essentially “nah, never happened” or “I know not of what you speak”
Make of it what you will
“1984” apparently is being played out in Real-Time
As is the “Steal 2024, Venezuelan Edition” going on Right Now
Nicolás Maduro was up for ‘re(s)election’.
According to him He won with 51.2% of the vote.
This is/was damned near the exact amount percentage-wise that Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den won against OrangeManBad aka The Bulletproof Felon won by.
Interesting That innit?
Of course the THROATUS had to chime in… reinforcing the steal. I mean of course they’re going to try the same. exact. thing. here. AGAIN. Because that’s what they need to do.
But it’s getting ugly down there.
Lots of gunplay
Lots of dead.
SOME of the Venezuelan DotMil switched sides. It’s so bad that the opposition party ran, and hid in the Argentinian Embassy for protection. Maduro then ordered his Chavistas (his own private Army of thugs, much like BLM) to ‘take’ the embassy.
Argentina has started a general recall and activation of it’s troops. They issued a demarche, which pretty much is being ignored.
Shit’s getting interesting to say the least.
The last Venezuelan (s)election only went over because shit there wasn’t terminally bad. However, Now? It’s gotten far worse, and people are done. Have to watch and see.
So More Later
Big Country
Faggot-Infested France and Various ‘Things’ Usually Left Unsaid
Greetings!
To keep up with the outrage that’s going on with the pretty much openly-Satanic Olympic Opening Ceremony:
Like really?
This’s a “Drinker Moment”
Did we really save all them French folks and sacrifice oh-so-many of our best and brightest to have this sort of shit happen?
Shit like this makes me want to ask them via a time machine…
Or at least call it out
Yeah. This was followed by a mockery of the Last Supper:
To whit I came up with this:
So
Yeeeeah… And LOTS of questions of just WHO was behind this?
First two guess don’t count as you know who is behind it.
and… man, they sure AF don’t help themselves:
But of course!
Gay AND Jewish.
Which also has this tidbit about that ‘can’t miss if you aim at it’ bull moose that was the “Christ” figure in the above abomination:
As Arthur Sido and I say on the regular:
And for those who want to throw the anti-semite flag?
Go ahead.
I’m not per se.
Just like they aren’t Anti-Whytte.
Just ask them. That’s what they tell you.
Until they get grouped in as Whytte.
Then “all of a sudden” when they look like they’re going to be hit by their Gollums, then they try like fuck to hide behind the fig-leaf of “oppressed group” to gain a foothold on the “protected class” group.
Hint: Ain’t going to help you, one way or another
Jes’ Sayin’
The problem is that currently, no one remembers the at-best Questionable ‘Holocaust Narrative’. With the ‘aging out’ of the troops who were there, the ‘Greatest Generation’ as well as the boomers and the should be dying out/aging out of ‘supposed survivors’ the current crop of youngsters don’t give a fuck…
AT ALL
That and they can do the basic math.
I mean lets be completely honest.
Supposedly there’s 245,000 death camp survivors STILL ALIVE
OK… to me? Seems a bit high IMO.
What you’ll notice is that they will not tell you how many of them went to the “death camps”. So, that leaves us to look at the last known good count of how many Jew there were in 1933:
9.5 Million.
IN TOTAL
In 1933
With supposedly “6 Million Killed” is all the camps?
And yet they also tell us that there’s almost a quarter of a million of them still alive? Not to mention the 9.5 million number includes areas that the Germans never had control over Like England, Spain and a bunch of ‘other’ places.
Add on the current surviving number of US WW2 Veterans as of 2023? Well to start with, we have a pretty good count of “How Many Served” +/- a couple of thousand:
So 16 million were “in Boots”
How are currently still alive?
Not fucking many:
This was as of September 2023.
I’m pretty sure that that number has dropped significantly.
My entire point is, that IF there were 9.5 million Jews at the beginning of WW2, and then 6 Million were Killed, and THAT majority came from ONLY occupied countries, well, let’s add it up, using their own chart:
The Jewish communities of eastern Europe were devastated. In 1933, Poland had the largest Jewish population in Europe, numbering over three million. By 1950, the Jewish population of Poland was reduced to about 45,000. The Soviet Union had the largest remaining Jewish population, with some two million Jews. Romania’s Jewish population was nearly 757,000 in 1930 and fell to approximately 280,000 (1950). Most of these demographic losses were due to the Holocaust, the rest to postwar emigration from Europe.
The Jewish population of central Europe was also devastated. Germany had a Jewish population of 525,000 in 1933 and just 37,000 in 1950. Hungary had 445,000 in 1933 and 190,000 in 1950. Czechoslovakia’s Jewish population was reduced from about 357,000 in 1933 to 17,000 in 1950 and Austria’s from about 191,000 to just 18,000.In western Europe, the largest Jewish communities remained in Great Britain, with approximately 450,000 Jews (300,000 in 1933) and France, with 235,000 (250,000 in 1933). In southern Europe, the Jewish population fell dramatically: in Greece from about 73,000 in 1933 to just 7,000 in 1950; in Yugoslavia from about 70,000 to 3,500; in Italy from about 48,000 to 35,000; and in Bulgaria from 50,000 in 1933 to just 6,500 in 1950 (the reduction in the Bulgarian Jewish population resulted from postwar emigration). The demographic focus of European Jewry thus shifted from eastern to western Europe.
Before the Nazi takeover of power in 1933, Europe had a vibrant and mature Jewish culture. By 1945, most European Jews—two out of every three—had been killed. Most of the surviving remnant of European Jewry decided to leave Europe. Hundreds of thousands established new lives in Israel, the United States, Canada, Australia, Great Britain, South America, and South Africa.
“The United State Holocaust Museum ‘Holocaust Encyclopedia’ ” website
So as the numbers go from their own website HERE as the following:
Germany: Start: 525000 End (1950): 37000 Loss: 521300
Hungary: Start: 445000 End (1950): 190000 Loss: 255000
Czechoslovakia:
Start: 357,000 End (1950): 17000 Loss: 340000
Austria: Start: 191000 End (1950): 18000 Loss: 173000
The other countries NOT listed with very specific losses were Russia, Poland and Romania. However, through the extraction of things from their own charts gives us an approximate loss:
Russia: Start: 2525000 End: 2000000 Loss: 525000
Poland: Start: 3000000 End: 45000 Loss: 2955000
Romania: Start: 980000 End: 280000 Loss: 700000
All in all, doing the math using their own numbers, that means 5,469,300 were killed in the Holocaust. And then they say that there was ackchully 6 million, which is a disparity of about 530,700.
My point is, that if they Der Chermans were so good at this ‘extermination’ then HOW did, as of last year, a quarter of a Million of them not only survive, but are still alive!?!
Let’s also just say, for grins and giggles that those 245000 soooooovivors were what? Let’s assign the Age of “10” as at ten, they’d be able to do things and have enough self-awareness/survival skills to stay alive under horrific condition. That means that IF they were ten in 1940, and they made it to 1945, it means they were born in 1930.
That means they’d ALL be 94.
My Father-in Law was born in 1938. 86 years old. He’s still mentally ‘there’ but health-wise, physically? Notsomucho.
Just how many 94 year olds do you personally know?
Me? Fucking Zip. Nada. El Zilcho. ANd for all the ones who claim to have been ‘babies in the camps’?
What happened to “babies were bashed/killed/slaughtered/fed to dogs as soon as they got to the camps?” Just…. wow…
I mean THIS is why no one buys the grift anymore.
FAR too many ‘supposed survivors’ coming out and being nailed to the wall for lying about their ‘sooooooviving!!!’ The very fact of they still are getting paid by Germany and getting ALL this Grift Money flowing into their coffers, never mind the Christian-Grift ads on TV at night talking about ‘poor Holocaust Sooooovivers’ who need “your monthly $22 dollar donation so they can stay alive!!!!”
I mean the Daily Fail at least once every two weeks or so does an ‘expose’ on some ‘stunning and brave’ soooooovivor and either their sooooooviving and their story or even better (for laughs at the total bullshit factor) of how the “newly widowed Sooooovivor met up with her childhood boyfriend NOW, who ALSO is a sooooovivor, and how they just got married!!!!”
Ahhhh true love…
THIS is why the newer Generations like the Millennials and Gen Z don’t believe in the Holocaust, nor are willing to even entertain the idea. Those of us who’re Gen X? Well, we just don’t and didn’t give a fuck anyways. We were the first generation to realize ALL the other generations were full of shit, and thus, we. didn’t. care. either. The Jewish groups overall, just made it too unbelievable.
What they (Gen M and Z) do believe is what they see… which is GAZA and the savagery unleashed on a mostly-civilian population, and OUR bought-and-paid for Mostly Dual Citizanshit Politicos sending a metric fuckton of OUR money to support an ongoing Genocide.
Believe you me, I’m not denying anything from the past.
However, the numbers just don’t add up.
I’ve been to the “death camps/work camps” I’ve seen them with my own two eyes.
Did bad things happen there?
Fuck yeah.
Was it as bad as they say it was?
Don’t know.
I wasn’t there. And neither were you.
So because of that, I’m pretty neutral about it. That being said though, and seeing what I do see which is that the ones who seem to nearly constantly call for the annihilation of white people and/or the Christians as a whole? It bothers me, as IF you say anything it gets you hemmed up.
WiscoDave send me this:
It’s a propaganda drawing from ‘back in the day’ that was an American anti-communist illustration showing Stalin painting the world red with the blood of ‘Dead Christians’.
Of course I had to update it:
Far More Accurate for today’s times w/Krainfeld.
Which in itself has not been addressed by anyone that I can tell. The Kokaine Kowboy Krainfeld and his Koterie of Klowns are ALL Jewish. ALL. of. them. and they’ve been utterly resolute in continuing a war that is slaughtering primarily Orthodox Christians. In fact, look at the Members of the Tribe on the US Side who’ve been the architects of this ‘tiddly lil war’ and man…
I think the backlash on THAT particular problem, when and IF the Krainians ever figure it out, there won’t be a Jew left alive in the entirety of the Krain at all. IF they wake up… man. Glad I’m not part of that group when that particular “sleeper awakens” over there. Considering that the Krainian Nazis were MOAR Nazi-Than-Nazi back then, and even now?
Hoo-Boyohboyohboy.
Then there’s the mentioning of the Gaza. Seems up north, a soccer field was supposedly hit by a Hezbollah Rocket, that resulted in 10 dead kids. That really really sucks, no matter what the situation is. However, on finding out a bit more info/intel, turns out the kids in question are Druze.
The Druze are of the Druze faith, Abrahamic, monotheistic, syncretic, and ethnic religion whose main tenets assert the unity of God, reincarnation, and the eternity of the soul, per Wiki. They ain’t Jews, and they ain’t Islamic. They tend to side with the Jews however, as the Islamics hate them almost as much as they hate the Jews. It was they who bore the brunt of today’s casualties.
Twelve teenagers and children have been killed after a rocket attack on a football field in Israeli-occupied Golan Heights, Israeli media reports.
The rocket hit a football field in the Druze town of Majdal Shams killing several people between the ages of 10 and 20.
The Israeli Defence Force have blamed Hezbollah for the strike with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu warning the militant group ‘will pay a heavy price’, according to his office.
Israel’s military called it a ‘very serious’ incident with their military chief spokesperson, Rear Admiral Daniel Hagari, describing it the deadliest attack on Israeli civilians since the Hamas attack on October 7.
Daily Mail
Problem however:
The Hezbollah denied it. Not for nothing, BUT then this came out:
Even the locals are saying it was a falling Iron Dome round…
Make of it what you will. Thing of it is, the Hezbollah aren’t known for targeting the Druze at all. I fact, so far? It’s been primarily targeting Izzy DotMil bases and settlements.
Again, make of it what you will.
Your thoughts always welcome in the comments
So More Later
Big Country
A Follow Up To ‘Chinballs’ Height and THROATUS’ Wiki
Greetings!
A couple of you pointed out that the scale, because of the distance front-to-back in The Empress and The Popeshitter, that there would have been a variance of scale.
Now, supposedly the tool I have takes distance wariance into account, and does it’s best to compensate. That being said then, I found, courtesy of WiscoDave a great pic that ALSO shows that the various “Chinballs, Type Many Each, Mark One, Model(s) 1,2,3 and 4” have a variation of heights. This one was taken when he was standing next to Bibi “ChildKiller” Nutjobyayhoo at the meeting yesterday:
You can go to the Twatter and dig out the rest if you want, but for shits and grins, I ran this pic through ‘Ye Olde Measuring Toole’ as well:
Pretty Close to what I got last night.
Close enough for <ahem> “Government Specs” Aye?
And looking at it, I’d say this was “Chinballs Model #2” which is the same one they’ve been using a lot lately.
Either here, nor there.
“Janky” was this (mal)Administrations forte.
“Skanky” is going to be the one under THROATUS on the off chance that she actually gets in. Myself? I personally think there’s no way they can run her alllll the way to a win. Even with a cheat or outright ‘steal’ she’s just too damned disliked, if not outright hated and despised. Despite the knee-jerk (and drop) that the various Traitorous Ministries of Lies and Propaganda reaction had, and subsequent attempts to poorly scrub any and all negative stories about this cum-dumpster, it’s readily apparent to even hardcore Blue-Dawg DemoncRats like MomUnit that she’s critically, if not criminally incapable of doing the job.
I mean on her best days she’s barely verbally comprehensible.
Considering that we’ve had to suffer through the Mindless Stumble-Bum Joey “Mumblefuck” Xi-Den’s incoherent ramblings for years, The Throat-Goat is NOT a viable replacement… At least with him, they had the ability to fall back on his ‘stutter’ which he had as a fucking child. However, her near-constant propensity for clueless “word salad” and mindless/clueless verbal drivel/diarrhea has been a joke for years, even among the Traitorous Ministries of Lies and Propaganda who on occasion has made fun of her… An example of such ‘pithy phrases’:
“What can be, unburdened by what has been”
What in the fuck does that even mean!?! She’s said it so much that it even has it’s own Wiki Page! Interestingly, it still there (link HERE) but as ALL things that are negative against the Uber-Fascist Left Wing, there’s an ongoing ‘discussion’ of whether or not to delete it. If you have a Wiki Account, you can get in on the fun if you want. I don’t and won’t, but that’s just me. For posterity though, here’s the screen cap:
…and they call US fucking fascists
If there was ANYTHING that makes me utterly and completely oh-so-over them, I’d have to say the whole ‘projection’ thing. These people… it’s like they’re from an entirely different planet or something.
They sure as fuck don’t live in the real world.
So. That’s about it for tonight. I’m utterly exhausted from all the ‘extra’ stuff I’m doing these days. Like “falling out/wiped out”…
SO I’m off to bed. “Emptied” the pupper again, took care of “The Gimp” and now it’s MY TURN!
More Later
Big Country
The Various ‘(p)REsidents’ And Chinballs… We Got Problems.
Greetings everyone!
So the majority of us saw the farce that was the “Chinballs” (p)Residential Stand In. I’d hanker a guess that they got at least four of these guys who’ve been doing the “performance art” of filling in for the Corpse Formerly Known as the Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den, or simply “The Joetato” for brevity.
The reason I call him Chinballs is pretty self-explanatory:
‘Deez Nutz’ if you will, were first noticed on the (p)Residential Airplane, ‘Air Farce Dumb’ a few months back. It raised all sorts of questions then which were dutifully ignored by the now-absolutely Traitorous Ministries of Lies and Propaganda. It was also when he went a wee bit off script, leaving Secretion of Staatz Anthony Winken, Blinken, and Nod looking utterly horrified.
What I find interesting (outside of the Chinballs) is that it always seems to be Blinken who is the ‘handler’ of the various “models” of the (p)Resident, the Corpse Formerly Known as The Joetato.
Considering that the Chinballs Guy goes off script pretty frequently, I have to wonder if he’s doing it intentionally? Maybe to keep people just wondering IF The Joetato is that fucking fried or what?
Not sure.
There were a couple of ‘other’ anomalies that played out. Keen-eyed observers pointed out The Joetato’s watch:
The time on the watch face is set to about 18:07/6:07pm, give or take a minute or two I believe.
Supposedly the “presser” went LIVE at 20:00 or 8pm “The Usual Suspects” immediately came out and started screaming about “Deep Fakes!” which is going to be a regular thing for the next couple of months I reckon. The upper left corner is what the time should have been, however, the watch face itself, as I said, shows a wee bit past 6pm. In this case, it’s his Rolex Datejust:
However, right after the presser, The Royal First Usurper, The Empress KinkyBoots and the Relic Formerly Known as The Joetato came out to give some sort of ‘remarks’ in the Rose Garden out back of the Whytte Haus (leastways I -think- that’s where they were):
(Screengrab from CBS I think)
Anyone else notice anything?
I did.
This here above is a picture of the The Emperor and Empress where they are pretty much side-by-side there at some sort of fundraiser or some grift… Their respective heights are listed on the Goolag as such:
Hmmmn.
Tater is 6’0
Kinkyboots is 5’6
A six-inch-difference…
Time to do some BCE Investigative Bullshit…
Because of this, I did another screen grab, and ran it through my measuring tool, (the same one I used to measure Ree Tardy Autist’s rifle barrel length in another poast HERE) using a “known good” (the green line) and then got a really rough estimate for the Big Guy himself:
The ‘known good’ is ‘5.5’ as it’s done in increments of ten, so 5’6, is 5.5.
Him? That’d be about 6 foot 8? 3/4 of a foot.
And she’s wearing HEELS!!!
As Joe Pritch on ‘Poast’ put it up over there:
I report, you decide.
Even my patron, DiveMedic noticed, and put out his opinion HERE Besides the Chinballs, he points out that the eye color is different between the two guys playing (p)Resident…
H/T DiveMedic
There’s also the hair factor:
That was when ‘The Non-Chinballs Model’ was ‘supposedly’ coming back from Delaware to get ready for the “Big Explanation” that we saw yesterday. A LOT more hair than what they had last night. Gretchen, who’s done hair professionally said that there is absolutely a difference that even ‘product’ (i.e. gel/spray/ whatnot) could NOT account for int he differences.
Let me tell you, she knows her hair ‘stuff’ like I know weaponry.
That’s saying something…
That was taken at this year’s “State of the Onion”… which I believe is another Model, the “Intermediate Chinballs” one… Better hair, smoother skin and lesser Chinballs.
It’s a pretty sure thing that there’s a couple or three, if not more of the Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den has more mobile carcasses running around loose out there.
Of course afterwards all of them are going to be stamped
…and ‘disposed of’ promptly.
Not sure if they understand that.
So, AGAIN, we live in INTERESTING times to say the least.
The basic issue that I’ve been meandering towards is that we got problems. And it’s NOW out in the open. Like it’s been in the open forever and a day for anyone with half-a-brain. The thing of it is? The majority of the US “Educated” NPCs had no idea that it was this fucking bad. I mean just the other day, I saw some Joe Rogan podcast from February where Michael Malice explained to him just what an “NPC” was/is.
The fact that Joe Rogan “Mister Super-Intelligent and Wired-in Who Examines The Pulse of ‘Murica” had no fucking clue what an NPC is tells me a lot about the current state of affairs.
Celebutards like him AND his ilk are the primary ‘Gatekeepers’ of the current ‘Social Constructs’ if you will. Much like how George Clooney, who raised how many millions of dollars for the Festering Corpse of The Joetato’s re-(s)election, until he suddenly reversed course? And when Clooney did the fastest turnaround in the history of them, how many Box-Wine Aunties and Eggless Egg Carton Wahmen did the same exact thing? They jumped so fucking quickly from the sinking “Joepedo”
over to voat for literally a woman who made it to the “top” by being on the bottom?
The very same wahmen who speak of misogyny and how “…they don’t need no man!” and all the usual fucking platitudes? They literally have changed their political allegiance without question from a because a ‘top tier man’ who gives them the screaming thigh-sweats told them to? A guy who, for the majority of them, wouldn’t piss on them to put them out if they were flailing about at his feet, on fire.
To steal a line from Monty Pythons “Holy Grail”
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…”
But instead of any rational reason Clooney, a multi-millionaire Nepo-Baby ‘adult pretender’ told them to (s)elect a Desiccated Dullard who on his best day(s) might have been a high functioning Midwit Retard, told them that it was a good thing for them to voat this way.
Because reasons and sheeeeee-it.
JD Vance had it right. As he stated in 2021 he saw as one of the biggest problems facing America: It’s being run “by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.”
Absolutely Goddamned Right.
And it’s only going to get worse as time goes on.
Too Many NPCs.
Too many fanatics.
I will openly state though, I can’t say that I know a lot about Vance, nor do I really give a fuck. I do know he was a genuine combat Marine as opposed to Transportation Pete “Never Left The FOB” Buttplug. Everyone can agree to disagree with me, but IMO, he’s the possible Vice President, so why should I give a fuck? In the past, no one genuinely gave a shit who the VP candidate was, unless it was some “Erf Shattering Change-Up” like when Geraldine Ferraro got picked to run with whatizname? Walter “Nobody” Mondale… that was it…. and notice if I didn’t define who she was, the majority of you non-political types would have had to goolag her name…
The one and only reason that the Veep became even remotely/partially important over the past few years is
A) The Joetato was so blatantly infirm and incapable. Anyone (with the exception of hardcore DemoncRats and NPCs) with even a quarter-of-a-cortex could see it, and therefore damned near everyone thought there was a pretty good fucking chance that -whoever- The Corpse Formerly Known as “Brandon” picked would be the new Prez shortly after the (s)Election.
and
B) The Fucktard they/he did pick is probably why no one tried to off The Spud. I mean even on his own side, despite the Ministries of Lies and Propaganda to the contrary, he wasn’t exactly beloved by the various DotGov Population. Even the Obamamessiah purely hated his ass. The problem was, he (or the people who run him) picked the best ‘safety valve’ he/they could. A sperm-burping, nonintelligent, right color, right gender, and unambitious at the time cackling retard. A perfect ‘nonentity’ that IF she got elevated, everyone knew she’d be an UTTER and COMPLETE disaster (and probably as easily controlled), so therefore everyone held their collective breaths (and noses) and waited. And prayed that they could just s-q-u-e-e-z-e ONE full term out of him, maybe two.
Otherwise?
The Veep position, per historical precedent would have been under ‘normal circumstances’ just overlooked and ignored. He/She is just supposed to be a ‘spare’ in case of ‘issues’
No More, No Less.
But per German Field Marshal Helmuth Von Moltke: “No plan survives first contact with the enemy”.
I’d say that’s a stone cold fact.
The other reason now isn’t because of the Throat-Goat, (or THROATUS which also cracks me up) but because someone took a shot at OrangeManBad, and someone else will probably do so again, so again, the Veep candidate unfortunately matters.
Again.
So your thoughts? Gotta go empty the pupper (who’s growing like a weed!) for the night.
More Later
Big Country
A Bit Sparse Tonight, Got Medical ‘Stuff’ Happening
Greetings!
So for once it’s not me!
Nope.
Last Night, Gretchen was in the bathroom handling business. The pupper was out and ‘being a pupper’ running around, just clueless when she decided that doing the “I’ll weave in and around Mommy’s legs while she’s trying to get her drawers back on.“
Needless to say Gretchen attempted to do the whole ‘bob and dodge thing as well, Chili is still but a wee pupper. In the attempt, she rolled her ankle pretty badly.
So I ended up instead of blogging, I was now in ‘help the wife’ mode and have been in it since. Lots of ice, compression, an ace bandage to start with, and then I got her one of those gel-cast things. She said that that’s what she used when she’d roll her ankle when she did dance back in the day.
I’ll say thing, I ordered that sucker at like 7pm, and it was at the front door when I went to take Chili out at 0700. The box at the front door scared her to death as it ‘was out of the norm’ for her. She’s at that age where anything out of the norm scares her… typical pupper.
So that showed up, and this AM and after I ’emptied’ both doggos, when I went to put the brace on, her ankle was now black and blue and way more swollen up that the night before. I called the Orifice at People’s Glorious Tractor Factory #871 and told them I was clocking out to get Wifey to either the EER or the Urgent Care up the street.
She got in, and that went pretty quickly.
It was when she had to go on referral to the large-ish Medical Imaging place is where we ended up spending the remainder of the day. Like a 3, maybe 4 hour wait for the MRI.
And even worse, the results didn’t get back to us until about an hour ago (20:30+/-) so too late to do anything. Not that there’s much to do. Reading the ‘stuff’ she’s got 2x clean tears on the ligaments on the outside of her hoof:
AS I circled, specifically the Anterior talofibular and Calcaneofibular ligament(s).
Thankfully, surgery isn’t required.
However, it means I’m now reduced in ranks to “Body Servant” as she’s going to be bedridden and I’ll have to jump around. Between taking care of all the dogs, the cats, the cooking and cleaning, plus my ‘regular duties’ I’m going to be as busy as a one-legged motherfucker in an asskicking contest.
The only thing of specific note on the Poly-Ticks side of things is that one of my oldest friends, who literally has been a Absolute Hippy-Democrat for like his entire life has “rage-quit” the DemoncRats. This’ a guy who for years debated with me over the various ‘stuff’ going on ‘out there’. We’ve always been on polar opposite sides, but we’ve always respected each other and each others opinion. Like one of the few I’ve ever been able to get along with like that.
Now?
On Facebook, the current undemocratic “selection” of the. most. unpopular. woman. in. politics (outside of Killary) has him so pissed off that he’s now fanatically Pro-OrangeManBad…
For that matter he said that anyone who runs against the “Throat Goat” would get his vote, even if it was a fried-egg sammich. Now taking that into account, let’s just think about the math on that… That’s just one guy I know.
Word is there’s a couple of thousand just like him. And Twitter? The fucking ‘swing to the right’ is truly something to behold. Like crazy levels of ‘defections’. What is it they say? Something about an anti-gun/anti-self defense person who gets raped/robbed ‘suddenly’ becomes a fanatical pro-gun/pro 2A person?
Converts tend to swing far harder in the ‘new direction’
I.E. becoming damned near fanatical Converts.
So between the ‘reality’ of the Joetato becoming well and truly exposed, the media lies of the past 3-4 years become even MORE exposed, and now the ‘switcheroo’ to the Throat Goat?
Yeah.
Grabeth Le Popcorn.
Gotta go get the Wife some water w/ice
More Later
Big Country
