Greetings and Salutations!
I know, mad shocker.
Two updates within a 24 hour period.
I do seriously apologize for this, but as of late, when my stress levels peak out, I’m utterly incapable of writing. Most fellow bloggers can relate I’m sure. I mean it’s not an excuse, more of a “pardon moi, I’m currently overwhelmed by my life” sort of thing.
Either way, the short but sweet update, and y’alls comments were greatly appreciated again by myself and Gretchen. She’s been a trooper through all of this, and adding on the self-inflicted stoopid of DumbC, she’s managing very well TBH.
Me?
I’ve made my ‘red lines’ clearer and harder than VodkaManBads.
Cross those lines at your fucking peril.
THAT is what a .45ACP is for.
Why, you may ask, a .45ACP?
Well, because they don’t make a .46 or .47.
So anywho…
Back to the CEO of UnitedHealth.
Word is now leaking out (like the blood from his CEO corpse, slowly, but surely) that there were ‘messages’ engraved on the shell casings that the shooter left behind… What they are, at this time, are unknown to this Intrepid Reporter. HOWEVER, the very fact that the shooter felt the need to insure that “the message was sent” tells me that there was a message…
Now the reason I bring this up?
Whelp, as “Fire Marshal Bill” would say:
Seems shortly after I poasted the update to Gretchen’s (and mine) current ‘medical adventures’ she/we got a letter from UnitedHealthCare in tonight’s mail…
Hold on, as this’s gonna be a doozy…
Per United:
“We received a request to cover health care services recently…. After the review of the information submitted…
…it was determined that this service was not medically necessary.”… blah-fucking-blah…
The “…” spaces cover the ‘other legalese’ language…
Despite a Medical Code of: “K62.5 Hemorrhage of anus and rectum” (with Doctors notes stating this was severe AF) they fucking are denying her three day stay in the hospital and ALL the costs associated to and with it. Which means We’re (for now) on the hook for about 20k in medical bills.
You know what I have to say to this?
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
Yep.
I can -get- a machinegun if needed.
Friends in Low/DotGov places doncha know…
That and a flammenwerfer….
Jes’ Sayin’
And you can be sure AF when I call the appeal line tomorrow that I’m going to be very pointedly asking them if they want to be added to the “…should be shot on sight” list that the rest of ‘Murica seems to be drawing up.
See…
TBH, I’ve been feeling something that has me worried, but also rather? jubilant? I dunno but it seems in my opinion, that there’s a vast amount of based Americans that are coming out of their collective shells… The folks with the guns…
Meaning that the “Original Spirit of 1776” is still alive, and possibly thriving in the background… The Spirit that drove us to shoot the motherfuckers who ‘taxed our tea’ too much… the Spirit that drove us to kill anyone who stood before us, to include the Native Americans who were stupid enough to resist the inevitable…
Am I saying it’s right?
Fuck no.
HOWEVER
I am saying that I’m seeing a baseline rebirth…
All it’s going to take for me to cement these beliefs that shit has had a major change is a few moar assholes being killed out of hand for being ‘members of the Corporate-Globo-Homo-Judeo-Oligarchic Control Group’. A couple moar CEO brains “splattered and scattered”, and a few moar family homes burned to the ground… some tar-and-featherings plus general shunning… Hell, let’s cut NYFC off.
No moar food.
If you’re a farmer, stop selling the product.
If you know someone who is selling their product, reason with them at first, and then go to slightly moar drastic measures as needed. I gar-ron-damned-tee that NYFC would go full on nigra-cannibal within a week or two…
We might even get to watch Whoopi Goldberg eat that Jewess Joy Behar live onscreen…
But Like I said? After getting that notice?
Yeah, I’ll profusely apologize to the first line “Customer Service Rep” as I’ve both been one, and managed them. My own experience was working a healthcare Call Center as a Manager for the VA… you want to talk about abusive???? Yeah, me and mine: BT-DT.
My personal IRE is going to be saved for whatever level of fucktardery that I can get to… and I’m pretty good as far as ‘climbing the ladder’ on the phone with these folks… between being sympathetic and empathetic to the ‘front line’ folks who usually take the most shit from the callers, I let them know that I -know- it’s NOT their fault, and that IF they pass me on, and stay connected, they can hear me burn an asshole (usually their boss) a new asshole…
They tend to ‘pass me on’ when I tell them that.
EVERYONE likes to hear the boss take a verbal asswhuppin’
Even my people when we (on that rare occasion were responsible for a fuckup) positively loved to hear me get my anus et the fuck oot by someone for aforementioned fuck up….
Yeah
I know it’s in bad taste, but being told that some desk jockey accountant, at a company that had a $138 BILLION dollar profit last year has determined that my wife’s anal bleeding wasn’t enough to warrant a three day stay in the hospital?
Get me fucking names
Fuckers will learn what “personal responsibility to the people and or customers” means in short motherfucking order, I guaran-damned-tee it…
Yeah… I didn’t go into extreme detail but for the sake of this, the way it went down was this:
Gretchen called me into the bathroom after she pooped.
Now, she has gastro-issues.
THIS is a ‘regular thing’ so to speak.
She ONLY calls me if thing are really fucked up.
She interrupted my Fallout London Game by calling my on my cell phone. The house is large enough that while we don’t warrant an intercom, I’m so fucking deaf that if she yells, I can’t hear her. She called me on the cellie, and said “I have a problem….”
So I went back to see what was up with whut.
OK….
There’s bleeding.
Then there’s bleeding
Then there’s “Oh Holy Fuck” levels
In this particular instance?
I know, TMI, but this wasn’t a blown ‘rhoid, nor some light bleeding… this was a coating of arterial blood… ALLLLLL over the bowl… like the last time I saw this much bleeding, I put a tourniquet on dude’s leg in Iraq… No fucking joke. THIS was a “OH FUCK” moment where my initial reaction was, quite honestly, to stuff a QuikClot suppository up there… not that there’s such a thing, but I was doing the ‘out of the box’ thought mode, as there was that much fucking blood.
I even went as far as to make sure that this was a ‘thick coat’ via a Q-Tip…. I wanted to make sure we weren’t just dealing with a minor hemorrhoidal blowout… and when I ran the Q-Tip over the bowl (and mind you, it was COATING the bowl, a THICK blood coating, alllll the way up to the rim… she had had a full on O-Ring Integrity Blowout from what I could see….).
Fuck.
When I saw how thick the blood was, and how severe it was, adding on that she started almost immediately feeling light-headed (blood loss IMO) I threw her big Amazonian Ass in the car and rolled hot and heavy to the ER.
Now granted, in the end (pardon the pun) it apparently was tied into a previously (two days before) diagnosed UTI, as well as her general gut problems (PCOS, as well as a slew of ‘other’ stomach issues’) that it allllll culminated in her having an O-Ring Blowout in a literal bloody fashion. Seems her lower colon didn’t like the meds that the doc-in-the-box put her on for the UTI, and it showed via the blow-out.
BUT
For United to make a baseline call that this wasn’t necessary?
Oh Yeah…
I’m positively looking forward to my call with the appeals folks. They know not with whom they’ll be dealing with…
I have no problem asking/informing them that
“You know what? How would YOU like to be the next contestant on the “Healthcare Fuckers We Need Kil’t?” It can easily be arranged. YOU are not high enough on the corporate ‘food chain’ to warrant any sort of ‘protection’…. you AND your co-workers are easy fucking meat. You, as well as your families. Your CEO was ‘the easy meat’… and he’s waaay better protected in theory and higher on the food chain than you… Jes’ Sayin’ ”
No threats per se…
Just a reminder, as Caesar was told during his triumph:
“Remember thou art mortal.”
Rather prescient innit?
So, I look forward to seeing if they catch this guy.
Personally, I hope he gets away clean.
Considering it’s NFYC, my own persona bet (80-20) is they grab some random mook and lay the blame on him… not the real shooter mind you, but some ree-ree tardy kid they’ve had under observation for a while that’s an easy frame, who’ll make a good patsy so’s to make the NYFPD look good, and make the rest of the potentially targeted fucktards chill out… that’s how –I’d– be playing it if -I- were ‘large and in charge’
Have to see if THAT prediction comes true…
If it does, you heard it here first.
Lots of info drooling out (which is appropriate as the mass enemedia are nothing but if retarded) that the guy made a bunch of mistakes, but as of now? I say “Best of Luck Bro… you done did good!”
More Later
Big Country