Big Country Expat

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Telling y’all… keeping an AD-HD Nookular Powered Redhead busy and entertained is a mite strenuous to say the least… to say I’m tired has to be the understatement of the year…

Coloring, crafts, baking cookies and rocketry today of all things. Got me a three-pack of Estes Model Rockets off the Zon for about $25+/-

FedBro and I had a rocket launching set when we were kids and had a hell of a good time playing with it. It was another $10 at Hobby Lobby for the rockets, and I already have all the ‘other’ needed equipment that I use for fireworks and whatnot… wasn’t hard to convert one of the igniter to shoot a 9v ‘squirt’ to the flameless initiator that Estes engines use…

I let her ‘decorate’ the rockets themselves after we had put them together. This was HER fav:

Now, when we launched it, and mind you it’s been 40 years since I’ve done a ‘recoverable’ model rokkit, Ye Olde Memory still ‘had it’ and we set everything up quite nicely in a HUGE field up the road from here. Unfortunately, Gretchen didn’t get it on video, despite that being her one job.

It’s better that we didn’t though. Had a “Challenger Moment” so to speak… I’m still not sure if the engine was faulty or what, but it launched, got about 25 feet in the air and blew the fuck up.

As you can see, that’s the top part, with the parachute and all still packed in the rocket itself. Took a few minutes to find the ass end of it, which was all melted and blown out:

Bad Engine?
Not sure…
I managed to put it all back together again so’s she can take it home to put on her bookshelf if she wants… I mean it is her first rocket amiright?

Hell we got two more available for tomorrow if she wants to try Round Two. Afterwards, we did dinner on my Birthday Gift:

Gretchen, Sapper and her ‘Rents all contributed to get me a Weber Grill. Been needing a new grill for quite a spell. Been cooking the ‘grillables’ on the Ninja XL Air Grill or the Forman grill… which has been great. However

Nothing beats a real charbroiled piece of dead animal flesh.

Like ab-so-fucking-loot-lee nuthin’

As such, Point Proven:

Best Hamburger I’ve had in a looong minute.

So we drop off Gran#1 later tomorrow IF I haven’t died of exhaustion. Either way, it’s been a blast but I sure could use the rest.

Now
Lets do a broad overview of “Things in the World That We Have NO Say In”… Time to get it stuck in Aye?

GAZA
The Gaza Slaughter is still kicking, although Nutjobyayhoo is talking about some form of ceasefire to exchange hostages or something… which strikes me as odd because the whole “We never negotiate with Terrorists” started with the Israelis… And because of this willingness to call a pause in the ¡Genociding! tells me that there’s one of two things going on here:

1) They’re calling for a ceasefire as public opinion is getting waaay beyond their ‘normal narrative control’ methods. I mean when the fucking Rwandans come out and start saying that “You’ve gone too far!“, you got issues that the ‘normal’ Jewspin of “Muh Holocaust” and Kvetching just ain’t going to stop… I mean when a coalition of Hutus and Tutsis are saying you’ve literally worse than Hitler? Yeah, you ain’t coming back from that one anytime soon bro…

And then there is, what in MY opinion is the real reason that BadBibi wants to cop a rest, is

2) That the IDF has been getting their kosher asses handed to them, one fat chunk of asscheek at a time. What few vidyas I have seen show a very large body of work of Hamas kids (and I do mean kids… we’re talking 12-16 year old flip-flop wearing kids toting RPGs) coming out of a disguised tunnel, and firing off what appears to be some newer model RPG round(s) into Merkavas…
Namely one, introduced in 1988, the PG-7VR:

Anyone want to guess who currently has a metric fuckton of these and has been using them since February of 2022? A country who’s >ahem< moral character is somewhat less than stellar?

That and one of the Doctors from Docs Without Borders let it slip that he, personally, had counted over 400 dead IDF kids where HE worked… that was in one week. Both the interview and story have been scrubbed, and for that matter, according to Le Monde (he was a Frog) the Doc himself is currently listed as MIA… “Whereabouts unknown.” Which is Mossad/Spook-Speak for ‘dead in a shallow grave and we’ll blame Hamas later IF they find his stiff….’

Like ALL of the NATO equipment, and ALL the hype of the superiority of the training, the weapons, the support and the all-around mythos of the Invincibility of both the JewArmy and the US DotMil, the hubris that was gained by essentially beating on smaller, weaker opponents that ‘burnished the reputations’ of the fighting prowess of the aforementioned folks, when in reality?

Well, as they say, in many cases, it’s been “Fucked Around, Found Out” on a near continual basis. The US DotMil got its ass beat in and chased out, tail betwixt legs from Affy, and the IDF has been pretty only been a slightly better armed police force for the past 20 years. Both outfits are Best Known for (metaphorically speaking that is) ‘rousting the neighborhood drunks’ and acting like badged overblown bullies that 99% of our cops have become… It’s a whole different ball game when the heavy hitters come out to start swinging…

It’s one thing when Barney Fife arrests and pushed around good ole Otis Campbell in Mayberry… it’s an entirely different situation when Barney decides to -try- and intimidate a just-released-from San Quentin Prison inmate who did a stretch for murder, and then decide that he’s going to arrest said-killer because he can…

Somehow I -don’t think said-con is going to put up with Barney’s shit, one bullet or not.

Hamas has been very quietly building up over the past ten or so years. And because of The Kraine, they timed this Op perfectly. It left Krainfeld completely in the wind, with ZERO chance of getting any money and/or weapons. Mainly because our “true masters” have spoken:

Hell, Krainfeld is ALSO in the wind in the respect that someone in his chain of command was the one who authorized the sale and transfer of allll them tank killing RPG rounds. (The PG-7 variant round I’m talking about and have seen in the vids are designed to take out tanks like the Merkava with Reactive Armor specifically)

Got me a hunch his fellow (((co-religionists))) aren’t too happy with his ass right now. I know -I- sure AF wouldn’t be, profit or no profit…

Then on the home front, well… truthfully not a hell of a lot going on….
…………………..(pause ‘cos I literally fell asleep)…………………
OK… I got to go to bed… no joke my head went off the KB and just woke me up. I am officially worn the fuck over and out.
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Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Man, I think it’s going to take another month to work our way through the leftovers. Been ‘grazing’ for 2 days now… so to speak… just picking a lil bit here, and a lil bit there… the cake has been getting hit pretty hard, what with a 5 Year Old Redhead who’s addicted to chocolate cake as far as I can tell…

Thankfully, she’s in a sugar coma right now.

She’s been watching the “Home Alone” movies with her Gigi…
Which means IF I want to sleep in my own bed tonight, I’m going to have to pick her up like a sack o’taters and –hopefully– she doesn’t wake up. Otherwise, it’s me and the Sausage Princess on the couch again.

Speaking of which:

She hasn’t moved, except to got out and pee n’poop.
And she’s been pooping like NO Tomorrow… as far as we can tell, she’s -still- in the turkey coma… she’s active and all, nothing wrong, just gorged and dead to the world.

The Sausage Princess and Gran#1 waaay back in the day… about 4 years ago… They’re still besties…

OH!
Plumb forgot to update y’all!
“Penis the Cat” AKA Beans. He’s doing great and after alllll the medical trauma, he seems a lot more mellow around the house and positively LOVES cuddling up with ME which is something he never did before… before he seemed to be scared of me, but now? Guess he knows I’m the one who saved his furry lil butt.

Cat Gratitude… that’s a first for me…

His fur is till growing back where the IV was in… and there? He’s decided that Gretchen’s craft-jewels are his dammit!

Only thing I’m going to hit on today is it’s the two year Anniversary of Saint Kyle of Kenosha’s Acquittal.

Two years ago today, accused of unjust charges, I heard 'NOT GUILTY' five times over from a jury of my peers who heard the facts.

My case split the nation into opposing sides fueled by emotions, politics, and misconceptions driven by media and political figures.

Today, I want…

— Kyle Rittenhouse (@ThisIsKyleR) November 19, 2023

The meltdowns by the NPCs on the Twatter have been epic

Talk about a bastion of DSM/V-5 and the ICD-11 codes…
Fucking nutters… flat the fuck out bugshit nuts.

Seems he’s got a book “Acquitted” coming out, or leastways was announced today, which I got a hunch was intentional… After all, it gives the morons the chance to shoot their mouths off again which in turn allows him to sue the ever living fuck out of they who’re too stupid to learn from history.

Shit, Nick Sandmann? The kid from Covington High School who went toe-to-tow with that snaggletoothed meth head Injun? Yeah, last I heard he’s settled with CNN and CBS in the subsequent lawsuits, and the rest were thrown out by some activist FedGov Judge… either way, he’s still got a pile of suits going up against a lot of worthless wastes of skin like Whoopie “NotaJew” Goldberg and her fellow hosts of the View…

Why they haven’t cancelled that fucking nightmare of a show is beyond me… I figure it’s got to be the whole “JQ” thing, i.e. the Jewish led deconstruction of White Society and they, the members of The View, are the main proponents of the brainwashing propaganda that’s used to abuse those mid-wit housewives and single cat/wine aunts who are the only viewershit that remains…

St. Kyle has a bunch of lawfare suits ‘on deck’ as well… Lawfare and Administrative Violence folks… use their own tools against them. We all know what “lawfare” is, which is war by legal means, however, “Administrative Violence” is a term which often describes the methods used to achieve coercive and inequitable results through entirely legal methods.

To paraphrase: “To use Administrative Violence, is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their paralegals”.

1Sgt Terrance Popp over at Redonkulas.com has webinars on how to use this highly effective tactic. No take or $$$ for me, I just love Popp and his message.

So, yeah, it’s great to see the Mental Illness on full display again over on the Twat… go fucking figure Aye?

So, still tired… might be the Turkey this time around…
Jes’ Sayin’
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Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
LITERALLY all day over the stove… The bird went in the oven at 10am… and everything else was timed to come out around the same exact time.

Don’t know -how- I managed to pull it off, but I did.
Mashed and Sweet Mashed Taters, Garlic Green Beans, a small Ham, and the aforementioned Bird. The bird was nice and juicy, but a wee bit tough, which we attribute to the fact that it’d been deep freezed for the better part of two years.

Gretchen and the Gran made me a Birfday cake as well…

Seems someone got to lick the bowl…
Dinner was good… I’m just beat after all the cooking/cleanup

Now the ham was done a bit differently from the norm. II wrapped it up in foil, and threw it in the air-fryer. After 25 minutes, I opened the foil, slathered it in a brown sugar glaze, and gave it ten more minutes, except this time I left it uncovered. Gave it a nice crust, and maaaan…. it was -the tenderest- ham I’ve ever made/eaten.

Then and hour or two after we did the Birfday thing:

Big ole honking chocolate cake, multi-layered with home made buttercream frosting…

I’m going to have myself a beer or three
And crash…
Been a LOOONG day.

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Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Thanksgiving on Sunday (leastways around here). I’m doing alllll the cooking and prep tonight.

I’m doing the prep on what I can… The dressing/stuffing, which in itself is it’s own meal. It’s so good and popular, I literally had to make 4 pounds of it this year. Basically, 4 boxes of Stovetop, with the 6 cups of water, and 2 sticks of salted butter. The key to it is the 3 pounds of mild Italian ground sausage. I season the fuck out of all of the above, and then it’ll go in the oven for about 20 minutes at 400….just enough to ‘crisp’ the upper crust and reheat it…

Thats a LOT of dressing…
Jes’ Sayin’
Also doing a sweet potato thing… essentially 3 BIG honking sweet potatoes that I baked and then scraped. about a cup of heavy whipping cream, and added a pile of cinnamon and sugar… capped off with marshmallows.

Then ‘dusted’ with more cinnamon and sugar for good measure. Instant diabeetus anyone?

Eh… what the hell? Gretchen has a mad sweet toofus.

Now, as to the title?

The bird we’re cooking has been sitting next to Walt Disney in the extreme deep freeze for about two years +. It was a ‘work gift’ so to speak, back in 2021. We already had a bird, so we plonked it in the deepest part of the freezer (next to Walts Head). This year as shekels have been tight, AND we’re having a full-on T-Day with Gretchen’s Parents, plus Sapper and the Gran, (nevermind we’re even bringing the Sausage Princess with us) I figured we could bust out this big fucker for all of us, as it’s just a shade under 15 pounds.

That’s also the reason I’m ‘going big’ for ALL the food this year, it’ll make it so Mom and Dad have a fuckton of leftovers to narf on for the next few weeks… I did the majority of the defrost the other day, and then, since I’m in progress, I snatched the label off of it so’s I could gander exact weight/cooking time to make my plans…

Holy. Shit.

A 14.85 pound bird
From 2021
.49 cents a pound
Total Price, as you can see $7.28

This was essentially Year One of the Reign of the Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den.

“Bidenomics” hadn’t gotten really started then…

Essentially the pic above is “How It Was” and the new one? I’m going to have to go get a pic tomorrow of a ‘current day turkey’ at Publix for the “How It’s Going” part of the meme… just checking online though?

And at $1.71 a pound, that’s supposedly better than LAST YEAR!?! Down 5.6% supposedly???

That’s some Jim Cramer math right there Aye?
And Publix tends to be a bit more expensive than Wally World or Winn Dix. Even so, how in the fuck do they frame THAT particular shytteshow? I mean literally I have the receipt!

Yeah, we’re fucked.

No idea what’s going on in the Kraine right now, but it can’t be good. Insomuch as the Ministries of Propaganda and Lies have all gotten new marching orders, and have been blasting Krainfeld, and that the war needs to be ‘settled’ ASAP, even if it means that the Kraine give up some territories like Donbass and such for the interim. Problem with this?

Well, the 600 Pound HIGHLY Combat Experienced Russian Bear-in-the-Corner might have his own opinion as to just how this particular fucking shitshow ends… and I damned well can gar-ron-tee that NO ONE is getting to ‘set terms’ except for them.

Winners get to fuck the Prom Queen…
You figure it out from there.

Which also leads me into an observation. As of late, over on the voenhronika website, the vidyas thay’ve been showing? Well since it’s pretty much a Russian Rah! Rah! channel/report, the majority of the ‘stuff’ they show are the Krainians getting their asses handed to them… which I’d expect. The NEW THING that I noticed however, besides a LOT of dead broads, was the helmets.

Before, whenever we saw vidya of Krainians either being KIA’d or captured, they ALL seemed to be wearing the ‘latest and greatest’ type of Skullbucket. Most of which were like my HHV tactical cut style cover. Now?

These two pics are freeze frames from some of the vidyas… one is a drone vidya, the other from Russian Troops taking a trench and inspecting the stiffs…

That’s the drone vid, and then IN the trench:

That dude is a stiff… the close up is when the Russian pulls the helmet back, and there’s a big ole hole in his squash.

What -I- noticed is they’re all wearing the earlier model helmets.

Those look like MICH or ACH models…

Which IF these are ‘front line guys’ (which I believe they are, as the Russians ARE killing them on the front lines as opposed to the rear areas right?) It makes the Loggie In Me question the supply situation.

Are they OUT of the ‘latest and greatest’ gear?
Are they down to using whatever they can scrounge?
Inquiring minds and all that Aye?

I mean if they are out of the latest model helmets, that ain’t good. I mean we already know that they’ve exhausted their prime age menfolk… to the point we’re now seeing dead splits in the trenches…

I mean I can absolutely see them running out of Tier One Gear… in fact a LOT of the rifles we’ve been seeing in these capture/kill videos that the Krainian Korpses have are older AK-47s firing the 7.62x39mm round, unlike earlier in the war, when the Krainians were running M-4s with their SF kids, and AK-74s firing the 5.45mm round… Couple of Russians who took a trench in one vid were bitching that they couldn’t reload, ‘cos the ammo in the trench, that they could find that is, was all 7.62mm as opposed to their 5.45mm they needed…

I haven’t seen a lot of M-4s or M240s either as of late…
Like a Krainian Male who’s 20 years old, not rich or connected, in good health and not in the Krainian Army???

He’s on the endangered species list.

Yeah…

Difference is instead of a shithoused Martin Sheen, we’re going to see a Koked out Krainfeld fleeing to Palm Springs, seeings how Israel is a bit ‘hot’ these days…

No matter, the FSB will settle his account, if our own CIA guys fail to ‘scratch’ him… he’s pissed off too many people, especially his own… IF he makes it out of the Kraine I’ll actually be shocked. It’s becoming more and more apparent just how many are actually dead, and that HUGE numbers of families are sick and tired of the lies, propaganda and bullshit being spewed by their -now- (p)Resident For Life the Kokaine Kowboi Krainfeld and his Koterie of Klowns…

I wonder if they’ll finally get their jimmies rustled up enough to have a “Ceaușescu” Moment?

Either way, that show, much like “Weekend at Bidens” is over. It’s just a matter of figuring out “…where to let the body(s) fall, and who’s going to be the replacement(s)?”

Stay Tuned… Savage Times Ahead
And Don’t Forget the Raffle! $10 gets you about $400 in Gear!
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Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
So, now I got ONE out of the two items in that’s up for grabs via a raffle. A single $10 puts you in the running for both items. DM me if you want to mail in the entry to my bce187th@protonmail dot com email, and I can send you a mailing addy. The first item:

Now, this’s also a handy little piece of helpful gear. Not a lot of folks are aware of it, because as far as I know, it was never directly marketed or sold to the public. This particular one is mine. The one that’s up for grabs is brand new in the box.

And as Jack Burton would say: “What’s in the bag Egg?”
Well, let me show you:

This is the Gerber eFECT M-4 Tool.
A Multi use tool designed for a troop, probably by a troop judging from just how useful it is. It’s compatible with Otis Cleaning kits, which has the contract to make the cleaning kits for the DotMil. For those of you who might still be serving, the NSN (national stock number) is 5120-01-578-4888 if you can get your supply guy to order a few. That’s how I got mine. It came out in 2008, and mine was gifted to me by a Supply SSgt from one of the Reserve Units I was doing weapons for.

Now, it’s got six tools that are all folded up inside:

It features a positive locking bar on each side (those little tabs on the body of the tool) that run through the body itself. The tools are as follows (pic stolen from a surplus sales website):

As you can see, it’s got a Carbon Scraper, which I don’t use that frequently. The pin punch is handy, as well as the brush and Otis Pick tool. My most-used tool has been the front-sight post tool (FSP for brevity now). Anyone who was ever in the DotMil utterly despised the front sight post. IMO that’s the worst part of the original design of Eugene Stoner’s (PBUH) epic rifle.

I think every person who ever had to fuck around with that thing pre-multitool cursed the thing. You need a nail, or even worse, in a pinch, a live round to push down the spring loaded front sight detent (that lil pin on the right side of the sight itself in the pic above.) BECAUSE it’s spring loaded, you have to push DOWN and at the same time -try- to spin the sight around.
One.
Miserable.
‘Click.’
At.
A.
Time.
Honestly, it made for a miserable experience in the Army, because you were firing as time between sight adjustments versus live fire was very short, and if you needed a LOT of front sight adjustment? Yeah, it sucked. This tool resolves all of those issues. It ‘snaps on’ to the font sight via 4 little ‘teeth’ that compresses the detent pin, as well as grabbing on via the other remaining three holes:

And yeah, as you can see, it’s removable. It’s held in place by a pretty good magnet. Some of the early-early models the FSP tool could be flipped over, and had a 5 point pin for the waaay early M-16A1 FSP. Those have gone to the wayside as I don’t think there are -any- A1 uppers left now… I could be mistaken however as I did back in the day come across some made-in-1968 Hydramatic Lowers that were still in service.

Let’s face it, an AR IF properly cared for will last a long, long time. Not sure if it’s as robust as an AK long term, as I’ll leave that to the Gungeeks and Toobers to argue it out, but you know what I’m saying.

The little Otis Pick is useful as well, if you need to get into the nooks and crannies during a detailed cleaning.

I had to put it on a white piece of paper and use some illum to get that pic to come out. It’s really a dental pick that screws onto the tool, and is replaceable. In fact the little brush is replaceable if you wear it out. As you can see, I’ve kind of beaten on mine a bit, but that’s what it’s for.

Now, as to price?
All depends on where you look.
eBay is running about $50 for a used one, and some of the surplus sites out there?

Well… I suppose gouging is still a thing…
That’s a mite high IMO. I suppose it’s because it wasn’t sold to the public and that it’s now been discontinued. Which is a shame because really, you don’t need a hell of a lot more of a small in-the-field mini-gun centered multitool

So yeah. I have that for the raffle, and I’m still waiting on the other item:

I’m waiting on Surefire to get it to me.
It’s the White/Red Primary with IR Blinker. Also New in the Box. When it gets in, I’ll make sure I announce it. I was told it’d be here NLT Saturday, but what with the Holiday and whatnot, I got Gretchen’s Christmas gift that’s been delayed now twice and what with the general fucked-uppedness of the world today, I’ll be happy if it gets here before Christmas.

Another thing too, is Coffee Brand Coffee who’s a sponsor here (link/button on the side) got in a WHOLE PILE of new flavors for Christmas, as well as some pretty good snack-type stuff. If you use the code “NTJ” (Name The Jew) it’s 10% off your order and yes, I do get a ‘taste’…

After all, I’m at the second anniversary at Peoples Glorious Tractor Factory, and I still haven’t gotten a raise. I was promised that it was put in for, but I haven’t seen it yet. As they say, things are tough all over, and every little bit helps. SO, if you are entertained here, feel free to visit the links on the right as it can help out both myself, as well as some of the smaller businesses like D-RMOR Gear who’s a small self-run owner/maker of some really quality gear.

The Paypal Link on the right (which is tiny for some reason, gonna have to fix that) is the Donate Button. Use that and make sure I have a good mailing addy. Figure I’ll run this until Christmas Day? I don’t want to mail it out before as the odds of the prize(s) getting lost around this time of year is a bitch… let me know what you think in the comments

Now I got to run pick up Gran#1 for the Holiday… Gonna be a busy couple of weeks as she’s out of school, and -I- have to make an early Thanksgiving Dinner tomorrow ‘cos we’re going to Gretchen’s parents to ‘do’ both my B-Day and T-Day all at the same time.

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Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Well, talk about nailing it so to speak.

Link to the article HERE
I mean talk about telegraphing it. The money quote:

“”I want to talk about Governor Newsom Nuisance. I want to thank him. He’s been one hell of a governor, man,” Biden said Wednesday during a welcome reception for Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) leaders in San Francisco. “Matter of fact, he could be anything he wants. He could have the job I’m looking for.” (Bold/Underline mine)

I.E. The (p)Residency.
Talk about telegraphing the ‘punch’…

Hoo Boy… that’s the very last thing we need. (p)Resident Goblin “Hairgel” Nuisance as the Big Cheese. I mean that would be the “End” for real if that fucktard gets in there. The only person stupider and useless would be Fetterman. In fact I’d say because the list of ‘negatives’ attached to ole Goblin’s Resume, the only way they can get ‘their guy’ (meaning the deep state scum) in there at the top of the heap, is to drop Kamel Hoe, and install him in a position to take over when ‘Weekend at Biden’s’ comes to it’s unavoidable conclusion.

Change My Mind.

Then on somewhat seriously fucked up news, two things I found. One is from the Kraine. It’s a twatter file, but hey, get the news where you can I suppose… a lil NSFW warning on it, as it’s got corpsicles and blood and shit in it… front line battlefield footage that IMO is really fucked up:

🔞🇺🇦🇷🇺🚨‼️ BREAKING: Ukraine uses WOMEN in frontal battle units near Spornoe.

They’re running out of people … crazy. pic.twitter.com/hxy0DIQDJU

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) November 16, 2023

Uhhhhh…
Even at the worst-of-the-worst times, the Germans didn’t use chicks on the front lines… Medics? Yes… Hell everyone has females in a medic role.

But as a front-line Grunt?
That’s seriously fucked up
Women are supposed to be protected as the child bearing future. They’re NOT supposed to be fighting in the trenches, nevermind getting blown away… This particular nasty lil war is going to go down in Modern History as one of the most fucked up ones. And Krainfeld? IF they, the Krainians themselves, when and IF they ever wake the fuck up, Krainfeld’s Kokaine Snorting Hebrew Ass is going to get the Mussolini treatment if he’s lucky.

Now, another one, this unfortunately I could find the one I saw before with the translation on it, but this one is a sort-of happy ending compared to that first one :

Video shows a female Ukrainian soldier surrendering to Russians. She claims to be pregnant. If this is true, "IF," being the key word, then that means Zelensky conscripted a pregnant woman to send to the front.

Now, to address the obvious, this could be fake. It could be a… pic.twitter.com/RUdswNa6Fy

— Noctis Draven (@DravenNoctis) November 10, 2023

Couple of other places have been showing it, and the whole “This’s fake! It’s Putin Propaganda!”
My question is why would they fake this? I mean the Krainians themselves have said that they’re putting chicks on the front lines. As Simplicius has been saying, the Krainians have burned through three complete Armies so far. And judging from the prisoners I’ve been seeing in a LOT of videos, the folks that they’ve been capturing are a LOT of guys older than me, a bunch of what appear to be drug addicts and literally the bottom-of-the-barrel people that the Commissars can grab up.

In fact I find it very telling that the “Recruiters” are all in shape, healthy Rear Echelon MotherFuckers (where the term “REMF”, comes from in the Army) who look like -they- haven’t missed many meals, and are driving some nice vehicles… One I saw was in an H3 Hummer… being a recruiter must be good duty yannow whut I mean? Safe, Fat and Happy.

For Now.

But yeah… Moving on to something a bit funnier.

Seems that the Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den can’t keep his feet out of his fucking mouth. When he isn’t fellating his Lord and Master Winny Xi Puh, he’s fucking up so horrifically, it’s utterly hilarious. Not even ten minutes after his meeting with his Boss was done, he came right out and called Winny a ‘dictator’…
And someone caught Blinken’s face and made this:

*** BLINKEN CAM FROM BIDEN-XI APEC MEETING *** pic.twitter.com/zbtR8n1KTL

— iBankCoin, A Reliable Source (@iBankCoin4tw) November 16, 2023

So someone put that together
Seeing that reaction is great. However, it also is a bit telling. All the folks who’ve been talking about ‘the power behind the Throne’ and whatnot… the ‘Dark Cabal’ or whatever the name of the week is these days… to me? Blinken’s reaction tells me that despite all the programming and whatever, that they still do not have complete control, especially when their sock puppet is out in public… you can see the horror and realization that the Kidsniffer went fully off script and straight into “Full Retard” mode.

Which is the way I like it.
Let chaos reign supreme. ANYTHING that fucks them up or impedes them in whatever grift they got going on, I’m all in for.

Let it fucking burn baby… all the way to the fucking ground.

Then, another thing I found and this took me a while to ‘get’ so to speak. All sorts of folks on Gab started doing all these octopus poasts… like MAD amounts which confused the fuck out of me until I did a bit more of a deeper dive. Seems our Favorite Fetal Alcohol Baby, Greta Thunberg made some sort of statement or something regarding Gaza, and there was a stuffed toy octopus… a plushy of some form there in the background of her poast.

Methinks they doth protest too much.

It goes back to, as stated above if you can’t read it: “…Nazi propaganda depicted Jews as tentacled octopuses using their arms to manipulate finance, media, and politics.”

Annnnnnnnnnnd?
Your point?

They’re getting waaaay out of hand with this whole “Oy Vey we’re soooo oppressed!!!” they scream as they’ve dropped over 25,000 tons of high explosives on mostly women and children while levelling Gaza. So, my answer?

Link HERE
If I still lived in ‘colder climes’ I’d hanker to get one for myself… even if it wasn’t to annoy the ever living shit out people. I think the Blue and White one like the one pictured is rather cool any which way, no matter what the motivation is.

Then again, I do have a ‘thing’ for hats…

And speaking of Gaza…
That hospital? The one that the Israelis have been saying has a HUGE underground facility? Yeah… seen a lot of “How do we know that’s true?” Well according to TableMag dot com, the ‘secret’ Hamas HQ bunker?

They know about it because the Israelis fucking BUILT it.
Link HERE
Looks like back in 1983 when the Israelis still ‘owned’ that particular piece of turf, they built this as part of the defense needs of the IDF at the time. When they gave Gaza to the Palestinians, well… Hamas took over the already-standing and set up area…

“The Israelis are so sure about the location of the Hamas bunker, however, not because they are trying to score propaganda points, or because it has been repeatedly mentioned in passing by Western reporters—but because they built it. Back in 1983, when Israel still ruled Gaza, they built a secure underground operating room and tunnel network beneath Shifa hospital—which is one among several reasons why Israeli security sources are so sure that there is a main Hamas command bunker in or around the large cement basement beneath the area of Building 2 of the Hospital”

Telling you, everything these days is sooooo Fake and Ghey
Go Figure.
Going to have to do the gearpoast tomorrow… apologies for that… damned thing –still– hasn’t come in like it was supposed to… got a new notification that said-gear isn’t going to be here until tomorrow, so I’ll hit it then.

So I’m off to make dinner
More Later
Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Yeah, yeah… I know I was AWOL yesterday however, good reason. Follow up appointment(s) with the Docs at the VA. One was the eye doc to check the new lens, which was the reason for the absence. She had to dialate me again which as I’ve mentioned before, the med they use hit me pretty harshly. SO I was out-of-action after that. Thankfully I had the primary care visit first.

Which was interesting in that they didn’t find anything wrong.
Shocking isn’t it?
What really surprised the hell out of me was the liver results. I’ve had a fatty liver like forever… part of it from being big, liking my groceries a little too much as well as stronk drink. So I had like ALL the tests. CAT Scan, Ultrasound, plus the usual bloodwork.

No scarring (cirrhosis) which to be quite honest shocked the hell out of me. I mean I’ve been trying to murder that damned organ for years and apparently to no avail. All that hard work and effort wasted… ah well…

Also the weight loss is going well, and it seems again, I’m no longer diabetic. It comes and goes with my weight. Get under 310, (like I am now) and everything stabilizes… Just have to watch the poundage.

So… what have we missed?
First off, another pic from the Kraine of one of our wunderwaffen post-action with the Russians:

That’s an M1126 Carrier/Scout model
I -don’t- think anyone got out of that.
Granted it’s only an APC (Armored Personnel Carrier) HOWEVER, the way it was ‘sold’ by the MIC and to the Krainians that this was a vehicle that would be one of the keys to their success.

How’s that working out for them Aye?
That hole from my POV is a HEAT round that on the other side you’d find a much smaller hole and that’s the ‘blast through’… I’d say it got really fucked up.

Then, Reality is a Bitch:

Link is HERE
Seems ain’t in No How, No Way can anyone at this point ramp up ANY production of ANYTHING DotMil related to get shit to the Kraine in the near… oh Hell, even in the far future at this point. All this Copium and “Happy Smoke” out there that the Military Industrial Complex is drooling over too… the supposed “We’ll just do a treaty and sell the Krainians all sorts of shit for a few more years, let them rebuild, and then it’ll be wash, rinse, and repeat!”

Except it takes two sides to make a Ceasefire/Treaty
And right now?
Considering how many times Ivan has been bent the fuck over by the ZOG and the Euroweenies? News flash: The winner calls the shots on when and if the war is going to stop… not you fuckwits. In fact Unless there’s a bigger unknown variable, like Vlad is actually part of the NWO/WEF Soroswine, then nope, he’s going to keep on keepin’ on allll the way until they (The Imperial FedGov) have the (s)election, and the Dipshit DemoncRats steal it again to reinstall The Kidsniffer as (p)Resident-for-Life and all fucking hell breaks loose here stateside…

The reason I say(p)Resident-for-Life is that crusty motherfucker is ALREAD dead. He’s a corpse doing a “Weekend at Bidens”. He’ll be (p)Resident-for-Life, which means until they cut the strings and let him lay down dead like a good Kidsniffer. Any bets that we’re going to see Goblin Nuisance be picked as the Veep over Kamel Hoe?

You heard it here first.

The way that Boss Joe Chink, Winny The Pooh was met and received by Goblin in San FranFreakshow tells me I’m not too far off on this prediction. He can’t possibly declare and win, not with a record like his, what with utterly decimating Califruitopia the way he has… I mean how they gonna run that?

“Goblin Nuisance for President! Let Him Do To The Rest Of The Country What He Did For California! Make America Venezuela!!”

Yeah… only way to get him in there is to inherit it.
Kamel Hoe is about as popular with the People AND the rest of the world as far as I can tell as a bad case of herpes. I have no idea if they’ll ask her to step down, but I highly doubt it, as she is a loudmouthed brainless slore… she’s the type to rant and rave about being ‘pushed aside’ in favor of a Whyttegoy instead of going out quietly… They’ve already done a dry run with that tunnel ‘accident’ a’la Princess Diana a ways back, remember that?

Any bets another ‘mechanical failure’ opens up the Veep Slot?

Like I said, you heard it here first.
Of course I’m more often wrong than I am right, BUT, it’s that 40% success rate that keeps me at the whole analysis thing.

Also on the home front
I finally figured out another reason our public education system is so utterly fucked. Randy Weingarten;

besides being a member of the tribe, well, I found out today (maybe the rest of y’all knew it, but I didn’t) maybe the why of “Why are they pushing so much degenerate faggotry on our exceptionally young kids?” I mean I can see the older ones to a point, but it just didn’t make sense until today’s article in this link HERE. The money quote was:

“Her wife is a progressive LGBT-focused rabbi,” political commentator Chad Felix Greene wrote.”

Man…
OK, all together class:

And a dyke as well as we now know

<Le Sigh>

And then let’s finish off with the humorous side of things, Africa, Slavery and Chutzpah:

Ehhh Yo, Kunta Kinte, Y’all -might- want to start looking at your own folks about that… seeings since they were paid for the first time around, money FROM the Jewish Slave traders TO the Africans who sold their own people to the Eeee-vil Whypeepo to begin with… Why don’t you start there and then get back to us.

And also, any repreparations?

Well, tell you what, we’re going to account ALL the DotGov Aid we’ve been flooding you worthless thieving fucks with for the past 100 or so years, calling it a loan, and maybe AFTER you repay that Then maybe we’ll be open to talking about slave-reparations. Better yet, why don’t you go hit up “our Greatest Ally EVVAR” and see where THAT gets you? After all, Jews were in charge of 90% of the slave Trade

Jes’ Sayin’

I swear we need to do this with teh Blaqs here in the US… account for ALL minority welfare for the past 50-75 years, present a bill, and tell ’em to get completely and utterly FUCKED.

That and add in ALLLLL the damage done by them to OUR people. They want an ‘accounting?’ Well then, By God, we can give them an accounting. That ought to shut them the fuck up IF they have even the remotest scintilla of brainpower outside of “Muh Dick”.

Whew… hard being a Nazi this late in the day.
Tellin’ y’all, the goose-stepping alone really takes it out of you…

Now, Lastly… I’m getting a raffle together. Just a heads up, as for whatever reason, the shipping is taking a LONG minute. One of the items I’m going to go over tomorrow as a gearpoast. So I’ll see you then tomorrow, Insh’Allah.
More Later
Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Still a bit burned out after dealing with a recalcitrant 5 year old. I mean man, there’s stubborn, then red-head stubborn. Tell you what I know where she gets it from…

Unmalleable I swear…
Like trying to punch a hole in Tungsten with your knuckles…
Leaves you sorry n’sore.
Anyways.
Tonight’s Title sort-of-kind of runs into the current unpleasant bullshit wee seem to be getting drawn into deeper and deeper, courtesy of the small-hat-big-nose Grifters. I was digging around in some other boxes yet again uncovered whe I found two small books:

These were gifted to my DeadDad by one of his students back in the day. Said-Student was a Palestinian. Now, college Professors ‘collect people’ so to speak… some they mentor, other, well… there are a ‘favored few’ and one of them was a guy we’ll call PLO.

PLO was a Palestinian student at DeadDad’s college, and don’t know the behind the scenes thing, but he sort of came for one of the rager parties that we had on the regular at the house in those day, and well, he stayed on, becoming a Big Brother to me and FedBro.

Mind you these rager parties back then were so insane… it’s where I learned at a very young age from “Uncle Fred” how to set up a M18A1 Claymore Landmine in the kitchen, with, what I figured out later was a real fucking live Claymore. The picture MomUnit sent me was what gave it away…

No blue M33 Training Device… oh no…

A Green “FRONT TOWARD ENEMY” Fucking Mine with Yellow Markings. Yellow being the indication of a live war-shot round… No wonder “Uncle Fred” insisted we NOT unhook the clacker test device and “try it out”

THAT would have been a bitch to clean up.

Anyway, PLO lived with us for a year plus. Great guy. Lots of stories about “Our Greatest Ally EVER” and the oppression of his people. He left those books when he moved on, and over the years he’d come up in conversation like “I wonder what ever happened to PLO?” We had met his Mom, who was awesome and cooked up a to-this-day the fucking best Arabic feast I’ve ever had while visiting in the states… she’s probably passed, so may she rest easy.

Anyways… so since I’ve been digging out a lot of the past lately, I realized I could see if there was anything out there on the web regarding PLO? I’m pretty fucking good at shit like this. I mean it’d been like 30+ years…

Sure enough I got a address, a workplace and a Facebook Page I -thought- might be him, but hadn’t been updated in a looooong minute. The LinkedIn referenced company, I tried the phone number to them, and asked for “Mister PLO” and they transferred me to his VM, where I essentially said “Not sure if this’s the right PLO< but if it is, or even if it isn’t This’s BigCountryExpat… give me a holler and let me know if I struck gold!”

Sonofabitch… I get a call Sunday Afternoon…his accent is no long quite as Arabic as it was back in the day, as I found out he’s gone “native” living in Texas. Married like me, a Granddad like me, and “..Oh Holy Shit you’re a grandfather too!?!”

Yeah… kind of blew his mind that I got old.
He’s feeling mighty old now LOL.
See, he’s about 10-12 years older than I, and NO ONE sees theyselves at their true age
Just ask any whamen

So, had a good talk, seems he got back here shortly after LiveDad changed status to DeadDad. Which means he was probably still in Kuwait when -I- was there for that two year tour… which kind of sucks to a point… not that I ever had time to socialize… what with a 12×6 day, and the 7th day I did nothing but laundry and sleep… but still…he tried to find us, but MomUnit had ‘hatted up’ and moved, so the trail was cold on his end. He seemed exceptionally pleased to have gotten in contact again.

In my experience, guys like PLO and some of my other Palestinian brothers, they take relationships like this really fucking seriously. Family and Honor all tied in, which to a point is why I do like the Arab World…

So, yeah… good to re-establish contact.
Which now means that probably Mossad is now adding me to their list as a PalSymp. Fuck ’em. Goddamned Yehuds.

Eat me you Tower Dancing Fuckers….

Speaking of which, have you noticed the loss of the ability of the Pantshitters coterie of criminals to control the narrative? No matter how hard they try to control the news, shit slips out faster n’faster.

Initially, that plane that went down in the Med?
FIRST it was a refueler with 5 on board.
THEN it was possible an antisubmarine P-8 off a carrier with 5 on board.
NOW?
Jesus on a fucking pogo stick, it’s NOW a Blackhawk with SF kids on board… which makes absolutely no fucking sense.

Go with me on this.

They’re saying it was a bird from the 160th S.O.A.R. (Special Operations Aviation Regiment). As follows from the New York Slimes:

“The troops were crew members of an MH-60 Black Hawk helicopter that was on a refueling training mission late Friday when the aircraft crashed off the coast of Cyprus, three U.S. officials said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss operational details”

Which, to me? That’s some Grade A bullshit. MH-60? “refueling training mission”? Refueling how? By who? Where exactly? I mean to be honest, most Blackhawks stay close to land. That’s why we have Seahawks.

It reeks of coverup.

And then a guy being interviewed by Al Jazeera TV:

Now, granted, a LOT of ‘Murican (((tribemembers))) flocked back to participate in the “Current Thing” A.K.A. Genocide and Crimes against Humanity, as (((they))) as seen by their actions in the Krain, can’t get enough Goyim blood to satisfy them… So it’s not out of the realm of a possibility that one of these “Americans” as Joe Ay-Rab is talking about is a American Jew doing his part…

I mean Representative Brian Mast, from Florida no less, wore his Israeli uniform onto the Congressional floor:

WOW
Divided loyalties much?
Nevermind he’s the congresscritter from the highest density of Hebrews outside of New Yawk Fucking City in the United States:

That WHOLE Area is infested.

BUT
I find it odd that a Blackhawk went down over the ocean/sea. And that there were –5– folks on that bird… a Special Ops MH-60 needs a crew of 4.
And the thing can be refueled in air, which means IF they were refueling, it still doesn’t explain 5 guys being on board. In fact the Two MH series of birds, the MH-60 and MH-47 have refueling probes to BE refueled with:

So, per our “Usual Suspects”
5 Families have lost their Brothers and/or Fathers.
AND they’re going to lie about it.
AND KEEP lying about it
Any wonder guys like me are pissed?
They have no honor
I’m going to stop now, as the rule is:

So, glad to have a “big brother” back in contact, and I’m gonna try to relax.
More Later
Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
NGL, that one from yesterday? Yeah, Worn out. Add on that we had a minor emergency here with OtherGran, Nona. Seems she picked up a virus and tried to gut it out all week long. Ended up needing to go to the E.R. so we took Gran#1 over again and kept her from getting too worried…

Least we -tried-.
She’s 5.5 years now, growing like a weed, and was pretty freaked out. So, no sleep, and a bit of attitude per the way ONLY a redheaded five year old Nookular Generated Stubborn-as-a-Mule digging her heels in over everything could be.

I’m fucking done man.

What was that ad when we were kids? “Calgon, take me the fuck away?”

Something like that.
I ended up on the couch as she wanted to stick close to GiGi (Gretchen) and having experience Miss “Wiggly Worm” while she sleeps, I figured to get any ZZZs I ‘d grab the poncho liner, AKA my woobie and couch it. It was working well, up until the Sausage Princess decided it was time to ‘cuddle’ with Daddy, so’s I ended up with a fat ole Pittie on my chest.

Didn’t have the heart to throw the bum out.
She left I don’t know when by her own volition and went and spent the rest of the night with Sapper, the whore.

So, too tired to think, and waaaay over “it” all R/N
LOVE the discussion on the possibility of the Draft.

Spicey Times/Interesting Times Aye?

So More < YAWN! > Later
Big Country

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Happy Veterans Day!

My, I was a dapper Young Troop…
Speaking of which

HUGE rumblings about the possible upcoming draft.

Lots of “Oh Hells No!” from Veterans, especially from the latest group to get buttfucked raw by our “Lords and Masters” (Iraq and Affy). Not for nothing, there IS a very strong possibility that Israel is, depending on your age(s), need you to go and die for them, so the terrorists don’t win. Or something…

Now, as you know, I’ve got an eclectic background as do a lot of the family members. FedBro was a fed, per his handle, and DeadDad was a really well respected Collège Professor who was best known for his specialization in Children’s Lit, as well as being renowned expert on Conrad and “Heart of Darkness” MomUnit was an elementary school teacher for like 40 years which tells you about her ability to put up with ‘teh stoopidz’. One other interesting thing she used to do?

She was at first a member of the Draft Board, and finally when she retired was the Head of the Selective Service Board for the state. She did this because at the time, Draft Board members kids were exempt from the draft due to a potential conflict of interest. She did it to keep FebBro and I out of the clutches of the DotMil IF the draft ever came up. Being 18-19 and seeing all her classmates get drafted and going to the Nam really impacted her especially when a LOT of them either didn’t come back, or were broken physically/mentally. She didn’t want us to experience that.

So of course I volunteered.
She’s never forgiven me for that.
Sorry Mom! Can’t blame her… she didn’t get paid for it, and she did a lot of weekend training, as, little known fact: The Draft is (theoretically) ready from the time the (p)Resident signs the law into “Activate Mode” to get 100000 kids into “The Loop” within one fucking week

Which is why -I- think they’re getting the 400 recruiters up and running, as the Draftees would have to report to a MEPS station where a recruiter would be needed to get the process rolling.

Watch.
Next move will be to start moving metric fuckloads of NCOs to Drill School, and the un-mothballing of Training Starbases at Benning… like my old Training Battalion 2-54 Infantry on Sand Hill which was mothballed years ago…

So with that background ‘prep’ I went into the latest and greatest regulations, The MILITARY SELECTIVE SERVICE ACT of 2003:

Link to the PDF online is HERE

So tonight, I’m hella-not going to do a full page-by-page breakdown, but hit the important bits that the majority of folks DO NOT KNOW. As MomUnit used to say, “This ain’t your Grandfather or Fathers Draft anymore!”

Lots of left hooks in here so to speak…
I’m going to do my best to ‘translate’ Poli-Bureaucratspeak so if I get some stuff wrong, hey, My Bad. I’m neither a Politician, nor a Bureaucrat, Thank The Fucking God-of-Your-Choice for that. I just remember how MomUnit was constantly amazed how much it has changed since Nam.

Hold onto your hats… this’s the deep end of the pool:

DRAFT REGULATIONS (as follows)
The NEW Draft Regulations calls military service the “National Security Training Corps”. ALL MALES FROM AGE 18/6 TO 19 -MUST- be registered before their 19th B-Day OR be subject to punishment. Punishments come later here in the listing.

ELIGIBLE PEOPLE:
ALL MEN Between the ages of 18 and 6 months to 26. Still ALL only men, NO women (yet) and ALL Trannys (M-2-F) STILL must register for the draft. If you were born with a dick, you’re still a dude as far as the draft is concerned so shut the fuck up you fucking headcases. Gays too.

ALL draftees, once pulled in must be able to pass the same physical from January 1945 unless a formally declared war is established, or a Presidential Finding of a State of Emergency declared. This means IF the SpongeBrained Pantshitter calls it a war AND a draft, then even a fat, psycho out of shape
MUST do 12 weeks of Basic Training.

TIME OF YOUR TOUR:
It’s an automatic 2 Year Tour Unless you are already in the Guard/Reserveor a Coastie. IF you volunteer BEFORE you get your notice, then you get Preferred Choices of Duty, i.e. Admin instead of Infantry. They’ll take 17 Year old men who can volunteer w/Parental Consent.
Now, after the initial 2 years of Drafted Active Duty if you do less than 3 years on Active Duty, you do have an ADDITIONAL 5 year Reserve/National Guard commitment (which to my way of thought is it may as well BE active as the Reserve a Guard are always getting called up).

If you extend for a year after the first two years of Active Duty you were drafted for, you are exempt from the Reserves or Guard after those 3 years. Meaning you serve 3, survive and done UNLESS recalled as critical-to-needs.

RESERVE OCCIFER TRAINING CORPS RULES:
If you are in college and part of ROTC, you do 4 years active duty after unless “time of war” or a “national emergency” declared by the Congress, and or the (p)Resident. As an Reserve Occifer, you get the same pay as a ‘professional Active Duty Occifer.
Interestingly, IF you’re working, say for an IT company or such, or as a Doctor who the hospital wants to keep you on the payroll, you can keep getting paid by civvies if they want to continue (gig worker? IT? Inquiring minds Aye?)
ANd now, the question everyone has
DEFEREMENTS (or how do I not die for my country taht hates me?):
Deferments are given rarely. Mostly for needed professionals (rare skillsets) and scientific personnel and those engaged in, and preparing for, critical skills and other essential occupations. Draft commitment CAN be shrunk (meaning less than 2yrs for enlisted and 4yrs for occifers) IF the war ends early by Congress (but even if the war ends, and you get drafted, you still HAVE to do basic) Doctors/Dentists do 24 months AD but are reserve officers.

QUOTAS:

Literally.. Not a joke.

DEFERMENTS FOR PRE-EXISTING COMMITMENTS (folks already in uniform and suchlike):
ALL “Commissioned officers, warrant officers, pay clerks, enlisted men, and aviation cadets of the Regular Army, the Navy, the Air Force, the Marine Corps, the Coast Guard, and the Environmental Science Services Administration; cadets, United States Military Academy; midshipmen, United States Naval Academy; cadets, United States Air Force Academy; cadets,
United States Coast Guard Academy; midshipmen, Merchant Marine Reserve, United States Naval Reserves; students enrolled in an officer procurement program at military colleges the curriculum of which is approved by the Secretary of Defense; members of the reserve components of the Armed Forces and the Coast Guard, while on active duty; and foreign
diplomatic representatives, technical attacheAE1s of foreign embassies and legations, consuls general, consuls, vice consuls and other consular agents of foreign countries who are not citizens of the United States, and members of their families, and persons in other categories to be specified by the
President who are not citizens of the United States”

Now we get to the interesting part:
ALIENS:
Green Card holders get drafted too if they applied for a green cards. If you have one or are waiting on one you HAVE to 1) register for the Selective Service if you are between the ages of 18 and 26, and 2) IF you get ‘the notice’ then you HAVE to show up. Essentially

“aliens admitted for permanent residence in the United States shall not be so exempted: Provided, That any alien lawfully admitted for permanent residence as defined in paragraph (20) of section 101(a) of the Immigration and Nationality Act, as amended (66 Stat. 163, 8 U.S.C. 1101)”

Now, If an alien from a country with a mutual defense act w/the United States (like the Philippines in WW2 and even today) and they serve 12 months on Active Duty, They earn their citizenship.

Surprising absolutely no one, ALL Fucking FedGov Bureaucrats are exempt (of course) from the draft. Guess when the draft comes out, we know who the targets of folks Ire is really going to be aimed at. I’d say the Deep Bureaucrat state will cease to exist functionally within six months once word gets out…

Now, guys who are already Vets w/a Year of AD get a pass. That does not apply to PT Failures and ELS kids (entry level separation kids… the shmucks who couldn’t ‘hang’ through Basic/AIT) pre-war CAN be Drafted IF war is declared. Back in Boots Losers… Uncle Sam needs even your weak worthless asses now.

Anyone currently in the Reserve/NG get the same deal.
ROTC get a deferment for one year if they already did basic. (Lots of ROTC guys go through Basic during a summer while still in College). Then they (ROTC Kids) go in if qualified and serve either the aforementioned 2/8 or 4/4 year splits. Interestingly, ALL Aviation ROTC get a pass (guess that pilot training is too $$$ and they’re going to need pilots…

And fucking again Surprising absolutely no one AGAIN, All POLITICIANS (of course) get a pass.

Priests and Religious Students get a pass unless needed (and if they start calling up the Padres, you know we’re in serious trouble.)

FITNESS/DEPENDANTS/JOBS/LIABILITY DEFERMENTS:
Anyone who is in “industry, agriculture, or other occupations or employment, or whose continued service in an Office (other than an Office described in subsection (f)) under the United States or any State, territory, or possession, or the District of Columbia, or whose activity in study, research, or medical, dental, veterinary, optometric, osteopathic, scientific, pharmaceutical, chiropractic, chiropodial, or other endeavors is found to be necessary to the maintenance of the national health, safety, or interest: Provided, That no person within any such category shall be deferred except upon the basis of his individual status: Provided further, That persons who are or may be deferred under the provisions of this section shall remain liable for training and service in the Armed Forces under the provisions of section 4(a) of this Act (section 454(a) of this Appendix) until the thirty-fifth anniversary of the date of their birth (which means Docs and others can still be called up to the age of 35 IF they desperately need the bodies, sort of like the Krain these days Aye?)

Armed Forces (1) of any or all categories of persons in a status with respect to persons (other than wives alone, except in cases of extreme hardship) dependent upon them for support which renders their deferment advisable, and (2) of any or all categories of those persons found to be physically, mentally, or morally deficient or defective. Which essentally means the nutjobs have to be evaluated before going to Basic, but any bets DSM10/11 is going to come back into style shortly after this starts? Now, interestingly SINGLE DADS PAYING CHILD SUPPORT GET DRAFTED.

STUDENT DEFERMENTS (this really changed A LOT):
High School: Until Graduation OR age 20 whichever comes first
OR
College: End of semester (no loooong dragged out college exemption). One semester and BOOM! Your in the Army now!
Conscientious Objectors: You still get drafted but have to do “National Service Jobs” Nasty Jobs like nursing homes and such: “The Director shall be responsible for finding civilian work for persons exempted from training and service under this subsection and for the placement of such persons in appropriate civilian work contributing to the maintenance of the national health, safety, or interest.”
Criminals go too: “No person shall be relieved from training and service under this title (sections 451 to 471a of this Appendix) by reason of conviction of a criminal offense, except where the offense of which he has been convicted may be punished by death, or by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year.”
Sounds a little like Wagner in Russia huh?

APPEALS
You can only do an appeal locally to YOUR draft board. Guess if you’re known as a local shitbag, you will probably not get one.

SURVIVING BROTHER AND/OR SON (The ‘Saving Private Ryan’ Thing)
For this exemption, you HAVE to be a Full Blood brother or son who’s dead brother/son had to have died in service to the country. No ‘single kids’ or step-kids…like I said, this time around, everyone goes.

PUNISHMENTS
Anyone who helps avoid the draft? “or who knowingly counsels, aids, or abets another to refuse or evade registration or service in the armed forces or any of the requirements of this title” (which means if you’re planning on helping a relative or anyone dodge the draft, be careful. They also have the “punished by imprisonment for not more than five years or a fine of not more than $10,000, or by both such fine and imprisonment [Fine increased to $250,000 by 18 U.S.C. 3571(b)(3)]” Nd if you try to help alter/forge a birth certificate, or use someone elses? Doing the Fake ID thing, “…having/making/helping: to be fined not to exceed $10,000 or be imprisoned for not more than five years, or both”
Also they get you for life IF you do a no call/no show… besides jail, you never can get student financial aid or Social Security in your old age. Failing to register means you can never get a FedGov job, and Social Security? Nope… No soup for you.

-WHEW!!!–

THAT was a pure dee slog. 8 hours of combined work.
Hope y’all find it useful
Repoast as those deem it Necessary
More Later, I’ma gonna have me another beer.
And Happy Veterans Day
Big Country