Greetings everyone!
So the majority of us saw the farce that was the “Chinballs” (p)Residential Stand In. I’d hanker a guess that they got at least four of these guys who’ve been doing the “performance art” of filling in for the Corpse Formerly Known as the Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den, or simply “The Joetato” for brevity.
The reason I call him Chinballs is pretty self-explanatory:

‘Deez Nutz’ if you will, were first noticed on the (p)Residential Airplane, ‘Air Farce Dumb’ a few months back. It raised all sorts of questions then which were dutifully ignored by the now-absolutely Traitorous Ministries of Lies and Propaganda. It was also when he went a wee bit off script, leaving Secretion of Staatz Anthony Winken, Blinken, and Nod looking utterly horrified.

What I find interesting (outside of the Chinballs) is that it always seems to be Blinken who is the ‘handler’ of the various “models” of the (p)Resident, the Corpse Formerly Known as The Joetato.
Considering that the Chinballs Guy goes off script pretty frequently, I have to wonder if he’s doing it intentionally? Maybe to keep people just wondering IF The Joetato is that fucking fried or what?
Not sure.
There were a couple of ‘other’ anomalies that played out. Keen-eyed observers pointed out The Joetato’s watch:

The time on the watch face is set to about 18:07/6:07pm, give or take a minute or two I believe.
Supposedly the “presser” went LIVE at 20:00 or 8pm “The Usual Suspects” immediately came out and started screaming about “Deep Fakes!” which is going to be a regular thing for the next couple of months I reckon. The upper left corner is what the time should have been, however, the watch face itself, as I said, shows a wee bit past 6pm. In this case, it’s his Rolex Datejust:

However, right after the presser, The Royal First Usurper, The Empress KinkyBoots and the Relic Formerly Known as The Joetato came out to give some sort of ‘remarks’ in the Rose Garden out back of the Whytte Haus (leastways I -think- that’s where they were):

(Screengrab from CBS I think)
Anyone else notice anything?
I did.

This here above is a picture of the The Emperor and Empress where they are pretty much side-by-side there at some sort of fundraiser or some grift… Their respective heights are listed on the Goolag as such:


Hmmmn.
Tater is 6’0
Kinkyboots is 5’6
A six-inch-difference…
Time to do some BCE Investigative Bullshit…
Because of this, I did another screen grab, and ran it through my measuring tool, (the same one I used to measure Ree Tardy Autist’s rifle barrel length in another poast HERE) using a “known good” (the green line) and then got a really rough estimate for the Big Guy himself:

The ‘known good’ is ‘5.5’ as it’s done in increments of ten, so 5’6, is 5.5.
Him? That’d be about 6 foot 8? 3/4 of a foot.
And she’s wearing HEELS!!!
As Joe Pritch on ‘Poast’ put it up over there:

I report, you decide.
Even my patron, DiveMedic noticed, and put out his opinion HERE Besides the Chinballs, he points out that the eye color is different between the two guys playing (p)Resident…

H/T DiveMedic
There’s also the hair factor:

That was when ‘The Non-Chinballs Model’ was ‘supposedly’ coming back from Delaware to get ready for the “Big Explanation” that we saw yesterday. A LOT more hair than what they had last night. Gretchen, who’s done hair professionally said that there is absolutely a difference that even ‘product’ (i.e. gel/spray/ whatnot) could NOT account for int he differences.
Let me tell you, she knows her hair ‘stuff’ like I know weaponry.
That’s saying something…

That was taken at this year’s “State of the Onion”… which I believe is another Model, the “Intermediate Chinballs” one… Better hair, smoother skin and lesser Chinballs.
It’s a pretty sure thing that there’s a couple or three, if not more of the Pretender to the Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den has more mobile carcasses running around loose out there.
Of course afterwards all of them are going to be stamped

…and ‘disposed of’ promptly.
Not sure if they understand that.
So, AGAIN, we live in INTERESTING times to say the least.
The basic issue that I’ve been meandering towards is that we got problems. And it’s NOW out in the open. Like it’s been in the open forever and a day for anyone with half-a-brain. The thing of it is? The majority of the US “Educated” NPCs had no idea that it was this fucking bad. I mean just the other day, I saw some Joe Rogan podcast from February where Michael Malice explained to him just what an “NPC” was/is.
The fact that Joe Rogan “Mister Super-Intelligent and Wired-in Who Examines The Pulse of ‘Murica” had no fucking clue what an NPC is tells me a lot about the current state of affairs.
Celebutards like him AND his ilk are the primary ‘Gatekeepers’ of the current ‘Social Constructs’ if you will. Much like how George Clooney, who raised how many millions of dollars for the Festering Corpse of The Joetato’s re-(s)election, until he suddenly reversed course? And when Clooney did the fastest turnaround in the history of them, how many Box-Wine Aunties and Eggless Egg Carton Wahmen did the same exact thing? They jumped so fucking quickly from the sinking “Joepedo”

over to voat for literally a woman who made it to the “top” by being on the bottom?
The very same wahmen who speak of misogyny and how “…they don’t need no man!” and all the usual fucking platitudes? They literally have changed their political allegiance without question from a because a ‘top tier man’ who gives them the screaming thigh-sweats told them to? A guy who, for the majority of them, wouldn’t piss on them to put them out if they were flailing about at his feet, on fire.
To steal a line from Monty Pythons “Holy Grail”
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…”
But instead of any rational reason Clooney, a multi-millionaire Nepo-Baby ‘adult pretender’ told them to (s)elect a Desiccated Dullard who on his best day(s) might have been a high functioning Midwit Retard, told them that it was a good thing for them to voat this way.
Because reasons and sheeeeee-it.
JD Vance had it right. As he stated in 2021 he saw as one of the biggest problems facing America: It’s being run “by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.”

Absolutely Goddamned Right.
And it’s only going to get worse as time goes on.
Too Many NPCs.
Too many fanatics.
I will openly state though, I can’t say that I know a lot about Vance, nor do I really give a fuck. I do know he was a genuine combat Marine as opposed to Transportation Pete “Never Left The FOB” Buttplug. Everyone can agree to disagree with me, but IMO, he’s the possible Vice President, so why should I give a fuck? In the past, no one genuinely gave a shit who the VP candidate was, unless it was some “Erf Shattering Change-Up” like when Geraldine Ferraro got picked to run with whatizname? Walter “Nobody” Mondale… that was it…. and notice if I didn’t define who she was, the majority of you non-political types would have had to goolag her name…
The one and only reason that the Veep became even remotely/partially important over the past few years is
A) The Joetato was so blatantly infirm and incapable. Anyone (with the exception of hardcore DemoncRats and NPCs) with even a quarter-of-a-cortex could see it, and therefore damned near everyone thought there was a pretty good fucking chance that -whoever- The Corpse Formerly Known as “Brandon” picked would be the new Prez shortly after the (s)Election.
and
B) The Fucktard they/he did pick is probably why no one tried to off The Spud. I mean even on his own side, despite the Ministries of Lies and Propaganda to the contrary, he wasn’t exactly beloved by the various DotGov Population. Even the Obamamessiah purely hated his ass. The problem was, he (or the people who run him) picked the best ‘safety valve’ he/they could. A sperm-burping, nonintelligent, right color, right gender, and unambitious at the time cackling retard. A perfect ‘nonentity’ that IF she got elevated, everyone knew she’d be an UTTER and COMPLETE disaster (and probably as easily controlled), so therefore everyone held their collective breaths (and noses) and waited. And prayed that they could just s-q-u-e-e-z-e ONE full term out of him, maybe two.
Otherwise?
The Veep position, per historical precedent would have been under ‘normal circumstances’ just overlooked and ignored. He/She is just supposed to be a ‘spare’ in case of ‘issues’
No More, No Less.
But per German Field Marshal Helmuth Von Moltke: “No plan survives first contact with the enemy”.
I’d say that’s a stone cold fact.
The other reason now isn’t because of the Throat-Goat, (or THROATUS which also cracks me up) but because someone took a shot at OrangeManBad, and someone else will probably do so again, so again, the Veep candidate unfortunately matters.
Again.
So your thoughts? Gotta go empty the pupper (who’s growing like a weed!) for the night.
More Later
Big Country
