An Overlooked Story and What’s Going On With It… (Tired Of The Mid-East)

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
So between the bullshit in
“IzReal-or-IzItMemorex” and “HominaHominaHamas” a lot of relatively inconsequential but important news has slipped thru Ye Olde Cracks. A Couple were very interesting stories.

One of them was the report of my very good fren (/sarc) PV2 (now Sub-Private, i.e. Negative E-1) Travis “We Wuz Kangz” King was being returned to US DotMil Custody!!!

Now, that in itself is highly telling.

Roll with me here

Over the past dozen or so years, a total of six United States Soldiers have crossed the “Z” (Demilitarized Zone) from South Korea, into North Korea. Not a lot of stories from the Enema-Media Ministries of Lies and Propaganda on that Aye? Especially in light of one of their ‘chosen’ (i.e. a low impulse control, criminal knee-grow) crossing the border under suspicious circumstances…. Well… there’s reasons for it, one being that is until “We Wuz Kangz” jumped onto the Northbound Train and defected. He made Number Seven. As far as I can tell none of them ever came back.

The list, gathered from Wiki:

• Larry Allen Abshier (1962)
• James Joseph Dresnok (1962)
• Jerry Wayne Parrish (1963)
• Charles Robert Jenkins (1965)
• Roy Chung (1979)
• Joseph T. White (1982)
  
  Now, Abshier, Dresnok and Parrish? All fucking misfits, near-do-wells and general fuckups. The kind of Soldiers that gave me a case of the hives… Only good thing is they’re all fucking dead now. Absheir by all reports, as well as Parrish were Forrest Gump level retards… which goes a long way in explaining things… However: Dresnok (like We Wuz Kangz) was facing a Court Martial when he ‘jumped the border’… Dude knew he was done and bailed… That and what? 3 divorces…
  
  Can’t argue there… 3 divorces and North Korea in the winter? I too, would have taken NK… That would probably seem like fucking paradise….
  
  And then Jenkins? That Fucking Coward was worried about deploying to the Nam, despite his family’s claims he was kidnapped. Fucker by his own words condemns him IMO. He admitted to bailing b/c of the Nam. Fuck him.
  
  Before the last of of the ‘old school’ defector guys, we have Roy Chung? He was South Korean born… it’s a tough call w/him IMO. No reason to think he might not have been kidnapped… the Norks do weird things right? Plus he was NOT under any sort of UCMJ, was a good soldier (PFC) from all reports, and died in 1997, after being snatched/jumped in 1979… died at 45 years of age, (young by standards) which is weird… so him? No issue… I think he got hemmed up, wrong place/wrong time. The NK kids -do- snatch folks occasionally…why? No idea.
  
  Then, the very last one, (before We Wuz Kangz) this Piece of Shit? Call it around 1982 is when this fucktard bailed… his name was Joe White, who by his description and his statements, sounds like a modern social justice warrior. Per his Wiki page: “…he denounced the United States’ “corruptness, criminality, immorality, weakness, and hedonism,” affirming he had defected to demonstrate how “unjustifiable [it was] for the U.S. to send troops to South Korea” Jeez…
  
  A fucking Proto-Leftist Pedo is what he sounded like…
  Either way…
  
  They kil’t his ass in 1985 after writing his mom about how he loved living in North Korea…
  
  My guess?
  
  More’n likely the Norks probably got tired of being lectured about what “True Communism” was and how it was supposed to be and how to implement it, so they offed his ass. I mean it seems like a decent possibility Aye?
  
  Good riddance.
  
  Truth be told, dealing with folks like that (and this includes any and all DotGov/DotMil elements in existence these days, to include our own!!!) Once they’re done using you for Anti-US/South Korean Propaganda Fodder (or anything else for that matter), your lifespan is measured in “Mayfly Moments.”
  
  They’ll kill you, and flush you down the toilet like a dead roach/mouse without so much as a second thought.
  
  Jes’ Sayin’
  Trust NO ONE nor ANYTHING
  
  NOW, to continue:
  Now, to let the fun begin on “We Wuz Kangz” also known as “He Dindu Nuffin” per his mama: “The man I raised, the man I dropped off at boot camp, the man who spent the holidays with me before deploying did not drink,” Gates said. “A mother knows her son, and I believe something happened to mine while he was deployed. The Army promised to investigate what happened at Camp Humphreys, and I await the results.”
  
  Heh.
  
  De Nile ain’t just a river in Egypt apparently.
  
  Bitch please.
  You don’t even have the same last name
  Married? Didn’t think so…
  You got rawdogged by some nigga bitch.
  How many other niggas got you preggers and bailed bitch?
  How many ‘siblings’ does “We Wuz Kangs” have?
  How many BabyDaddies you got?
  I smell another Blaq Momma hoping to cash in on what I’ve started calling “The New Nigger Lotto”… have a kid get arrested/injured/killed and make a stink via the Ministries of Propaganda, and Voilà… instant payout….
  
  I mean why in the fuck do you think that every. single. time. a nog gets his/her life shortened, either by criminality, or better yet, stupidity, or Better yet, capped by a cop, the family has T-Shirts already made within a few hours and ready to hand out to the public…
  
  Jes’ AGAIN Sayin’
  
  See, the EnemaMedia, i.e. the Ministries of Lies and Propaganda want you to believe that young Travis “Kangz” was some poor, put-upon, racially discriminated against Private, who was ‘led astray’ or was ‘forced to confront certain facts’ about the ‘United States’…
  
  Which means oh, I dunno, the DotMil, for once was going to hold his nigger-ass accountable as it well should. Normally and as we’ve seen recently, the Ministries of Lies and Propaganda run MASSIVE cover stories of ‘why this is the way things are’ i.e. Hamas and Israel, whereas in the case of “We Wuz Kangz?”
  
  Radio Fucking Silence.

Reality of it is, this Piece of Shit? OMFG. Where to fucking start. First off, he was known to the locals, as in Local PD… South Korean cops… which is hard to do when stationed overseas. Shit like that takes EFFORT. I was stationed in Germany, and a few of the blaqs I knew loved being over there because IF the shit hit the fan in the club to the Krauts, the blaqs “they all looked alike” and could cover for each other. The local fuzz, even the ones I did know? They couldn’t pick me out of a lineup, never mind the blaq doodz…

That being said,

For a local cop/patrol to know you!?!
That requires effort.
As in you really have to be an absolute asshole to get known.

According to a goodly number of sources, members of his unit knew him for being an “Attitude Case.” Knew me quite a few of them, (Attitude Cases that is). In the Infantry, they rarely survived… I.E. career-wise… we tended to drive them out as we couldn’t tolerate fuckwits like that. Couple of blanket parties usually cleared –that– shit up. If not, they got moved out, as the majority of MY NCOs wouldn’t tolerate morons like that, Thank God.

Now, back to the subject at hand, as far as We Wuz Kangz? He thought because he was blaq, that his shit didn’t stink, rules did not apply as they normally should have, and pretty much acted like every. single. nigger. who thought their shit didn’t stink either. Uppity don’t even start to cover it.

Problem is, in the Army? Granted, at the time, hell, right now even? With “Whytte Rage” Milley being (formerly) Large, Fat, Disgustingly Obese, and In Charge Nominally, a lot of blaqs –could– get away with throwing the ‘race card’ 24-7-365 to skate. Hell, I saw it and suffered from it back in 1995-99. It’s even worse now from my understanding… Milley may be gone, but now? OMFG Chair Farce Charlie Brown literally took over.

Shit.

Back then, it was known as “being down with the brown” i.e. Skin Color. Worthless NCOs and enlisted skating/coasting on their skin color, (blaq and brown) and backing each other up tribally which to be truthful a HUGE reason I got out, rather than try and maintain for another 8 years. No way in fuck was I going to subject myself to that level of reverse racist shytte. It’s now full-on institutionalized. Which is why We Wuz Kangz probably figured he’d get off, per usual.

So, We Wuz Kangs was known locally for being a troublemaker. To the point he was barred from the majority of the local establishments/bars/strip clubs. That too, is a bitch to have happen, as the majority of locals make all their money off of Joe. Unless you’re a complete and utter asshole (like We Wuz Kangz) they tend to be somewhat forgiving of your ‘youthful exuberances’. Bars and the like use ‘barring’ as a last resort.

What the South Koreas won’t put up with are uppity niggers who denigrate them, trash the local pub, assault their local constabulary when they show up to stop you, and then try and trash their police vehicles. Seems We Wuz Kangz (shortened to WWK from now on for Brevity) got hemmed up again drunk and disorderly, (in a local bar he’d already been prohibited from going to) and proceeded to insult the local fuzz who showed up to ‘calm things down.’ His insults were over the top, in that both they were personally and ethnically horrific. When they (the South Korean Cops) tried to take him into custody, his response was typical of your baseline Knee-Grow with maturity/impulse control issues.

He went Full on Chimp Out.

He went full on batshit. Started screaming vile racist invective, being HIGHLY anti-Korean-Racist AF from my understanding. Anyone who tries to tell me that blaqs ‘can’t be racist’, all I can ask is ‘what the fuck are YOU smoking!?!’ as every. single. blaq. I know is moar racist than the most hardcore Grand Cyclops of the local Klan Group.

Jes ‘Sayin’

Anyways, We Wuz Kangs kept ranting and raving, (calling them ‘slants/gooks’ etc) and then added on Assault on the Cops, as well as Property Damage. He started Kicking in the doors of a SK Cop car…$4,000.00 worth of damage, as well as a windscreen… which is where they got the jail term from…. $80 a day to ‘pay it back’… 60 days in an SK JAIL Now, because of SOFA… well Now I have to explains the SOFA to y’all… and no, it’s not the couch…seems he (We Wuz Kangz) forgot… Yes, the US DotMil might ‘write off’ the occasional ‘Chimpout’…

HOWEVER:

SOFA: a Status Of Forces Agreement. These are treaties written between host countries (Germany/Kuwait/South Korea) that define the rules that the respective Countries troops follow… They (occasionally) re-negotiate these treaties, but essentially, it (the treaty) makes the call IF a United States DotMil member/soldier can be prosecuted locally for crimes committed in said-country.

Rape/Murder and the usual get handled LOCALLY first, then by the US DotMil… Minor shit usually gets ‘let go’… speeding tickets/parking stuff and the like… however, depending on the country??? Assault??? On a cop??? In the case of South Korea? Oh fuck yes please said Gyeong-Gwan. (Mister Policeman). WWK got hisself a 60 day sling in a South Korean Jail.

Buh-Bye Dumbass.

Now, understand there’s reasons that there is SOOOOO little recidivism in South Korea. ONE visit to a local lockup for a week or three should clear any and all Asocial Attitudes you may have. Essentially, and I know this from multiple good sources, they don’t fuck around in SK Jails, nor do they leave physical marks. Mental Damage? Sure. Suck it up cupcake… YOU earned this ride amiright? More than likely, but to get to the point that the SK Fuzz need to lock you up?

Yeah

You purely EARNED that motherfucker.

WWK did 60 days
And any bets that those 60 days weren’t easy days?
They must have been really pissed at him.
Mouthy, Violent, Racist, Entitled Nigger + South Korean Jail?
Oh yeah… that probably left a few marks…

Then, on his release, well seems that that particular fuckup, i.e. his episode of stupid to the ‘Nth” degree” meaning the ‘assaulting cops/trashing a cop car’ his DotMil Chain of Command couldn’t write off what happened… as much as they would have loved to, they couldn’t. That and from ALL reports he was unrepentant and pissed off that he had to do ‘jail time’ in an SK jail? Any bets that the released statement from his PR Team IF they let him near a mike is such like?:

“Dem whypeepo, My Chain o’Command iz all haters… muh Chain o’Command done lef’t me in jail ‘cos dey Raycist and all dat! Dey got no proof and I dindu nuffin!!! I iz a gud boi!!!”

<Le Sigh>
Nigger-haustion anyone?

So they (his Chain of Command) arranged to fly his worthless ass home AFTER HE DID THE 60+/- DAYS IN A SOUTH KOREAN JAIL. He was, as they say, done. They were flying him home specifically. Specifically For a Court Martial. The issue was that the Chain of Command didn’t walk him onto the plane, and watch it leave. Oh yeah, they had -someone- ‘escort’ him to either the gate, or even to the boarding area, HOWEVER… he didn’t ‘make the flight.’

SOMEONE’S head for that rolled long and hard for THAT particular fuckup.
I know of what I speak.

I’ve -been– on ‘prisoner escort/chaser details. Comes with the territory of being one of the biggest guys in the Unit… they want a leg breaker available. In this case, someone fucked up and just dropped him at either the gate, or the terminal. Normally, you absolutely make sure the prisoner is on board the plane or in the proper custody. Chain them to the fucking seat, if appropriate (in this case it probably was)

Otherwise, YOUR shit is in the wind…

So, Guess what happened? Seems He ‘slipped the lead’ and joined up with a Canadian Tourist Group touring the DMZ, specifically at Panmunjom, in the Joint Security Area of the Demilitarized Zone. No shit, reports are out there that when he crossed the “Z” into Norkville, he ran backwards, laughing his balls off, and was seen flipping off the US and South Korean DotMil Guards as he got taken in by the Norks.

“Oooweee!!!”
as Professor Poopy Butthole said on ‘Rick and Morty’

Yeah
Ooowee indeed.
Whomever the E-5 was in charge of THAT particular detail to get him to the Aeropuerto? Yeeeeeeeeeeeah… easiest way to earn your E-4 there is to show up as an incompetent E-5…

Jes’ Sayin’

Sooooooooooo
Let cut back to “Today”
Or at least on the day of October 20th, when the rest of the world was shitting Guadeloupe Sized Anus-Melons at what was going on Hebe-VS-Hamas in the Middle East.

Toast?
Let me tell you… before?
IF the retard had gone home as planned, quietly, kept his fucking suck shut… he might have been hit with some relatively minor charges. Public Intoxication, Resisting, Assault, Failure to follow orders… long story short, the majority of charges would have been primarily ‘wrist slaps’ to make the Koreans happy… show that we’re all ‘equal partners’ in the SOFA agreements/treaties. “See, we taught that idiot a lesson where he belongs in the ‘Grand Scheme of Things!” In fact, ALMOST ALL of them charges could have been ‘worked down’… A good 2nd Year J.A.G. Lawyer could have done it…

Instead?

Oh
My
Fucking
God

They are, by and large, legit throwing the COMPLETE BOOK at this fucking moron.
For Fucks Sakes, look at this (definition first):

Toast¹
noun
noun: toast; plural noun: toasts
To be toast — be or be likely to become finished, defunct, or dead.
Example: “one mistake and you’re toast.”

Yep.
Please welcome our next player, Travis “We Was Kangz and Sheeet” King to the podium…

According to public sources they’re hitting him with desertion (which in time of war the punishment is execution by firing squad, which with him? No issues, go ahead and shoot ‘im, the more bullets, the better IMO) as well as child porn (seems he was insta-sloring with some underaged broads… not normally an issue BUT if they’re absolutely pissed at you as they are, dood is well and truly fucked. That’s only TWO out of 8 charges so far.

In fact out of all the charges, desertion, yadda yadda… the one that actually matters is the kiddie porn one. That’ll literally and figuratively get you pure-dee massacred in lock up, be it Leavenworth, Camp Bucca, or wherever. Psychos worldwide can forgive a LOT of ‘weird shit’ but kid-diddling? Not so fucking mucho bubbe.

And then, lets not overlook the fact that the major point?:

North Korea sent him back to us.

I mean SAY FUCKIN’ WHAT!?!
I mean I dig it
New Leadership, (who personally I dig… Jong Un? Guy is ruthless, but who can blame him?)
But still… they never send back a body
Unless it’s in a body bag
OR
They have absolutely no use for said person AT THE FUCK ALL.
That?
Got no problem arguing nor believing that.
As far as I can tell, said Piece of Shit is now CONFIRMED INTERNATIONALLY TO BEING A PIECE OF SHIT and ergo, the only thing we need to do is find a furnace with a big enough door to throw him bodily into, OR a woodchipper, such as the MorBark:

The MorBark 23X Chiparvestor Whole Tree Chipper…

OH! Oops… Pardon me….
Excuse me, didn’t mean for my erection to get in your way.

So, Got to crash… More analysis tomorrow in the AM
I’m Big Country