Greetings and Salutations!
Then there’s the other Top Ten Hit for this war:
Jon Bon Jeetvi’s “Going Down in a Blaze of Curry”…
In all seriousness, the Jeet has hit the fan over there from all reports. Or as Sapper said the Shit is hitting the ‘Stan. LOTS of artillery fire, cross border firefights, and general mayhem.
Twitter is alllll over it… in particular both the Pakis and the Hindus posting non-stop public service announcements and pure propaganda. Case in point:
Now, personally?
I prefer the reality of Indian Combat Readiness:
OMFG…
That’s funny!!!
Seriously
I will say this, all humor aside:
I never in a million years would have thought that a potential Nuclear ‘World War Poo’ would start between the Pakis and Jeets… I will say, for the record that this’s probably going to go on record as the stinkiest war in history, bar none. And I mean that sincerely.
Anyways
I have never understood that Paki/Hindu “High Stepping” weirdness they do… It seems that this’s a daily occurrence at the Attari/Wagah Border. This’s a overview:
Now I’m making a wild ass guess, but mayhaps this’s some sort of Paki/Hindu “Haka” sort of thing? Doing prancing and peacocking around? Who kicks highest wins? Me? I got No idea…
Now as an interesting set of side note(s)
The video above is shot from the Pakistani side.
At 2:17 there’s a pretty cool rifle drill
At 2:27, if one looks closely you can see that the rifles they’re using, the chromed up Parade Rifles with the Bayonets attached? Those are Lee Enfield Number One Mark Fours. The shape of the magazine, as well as the spike bayonet are part of the giveaways.
Like I said, pretty cool Aye?
Now just as an ‘Inquiring Mind’ question:
I wonder if those are strictly drill and ceremony weapons OR are they like our Tomb of the Unknown(s) Guard Rifles? Our guys in the Old Guard (3rd Infantry) use M-14s with a loaded 5 round magazine that fits flush in the mag well. They also have sidearms. Those side arms are M-17 SIG Sauer(s), which (unfortunately) is the DotMil variant of the much maligned self firing/detonating P320. They used to have the SIG P226 or better known as the M-18.
However shitty that might be, SIG put a LOT of effort and work into them. There are four that they made. Those four pistols issued to the Tomb Guards have names. “Silence” and “Respect,” are the ‘day/show’ weapons, both highly polished for daylight hours while “Dignity” and “Perseverance” are matte-black pistols for night duty and bouts of inclement weather.

And yes, they are loaded.
In fact I had the privilege (if you want to call it that) of having my squad leader when I was stationed in Germany be a former member of the Old Guard, AND a “Walker” so to speak, which means he was one of the guys who actually did the “Walk”. One of the best NCOs that I ever served with, and a hard task master. Guy was a ball buster’s ball buster with ZERO tolerance for fuckups and failure. He was the guy who unfucked me so to speak.
He was also hilarious in that our Platoon Sgt at the time? Who ALSO happened to be fucked up from the neck up (how he ever made E-7 still blows my mind) and the Good Corporal would correct him, respectfully, on the regular when it came to a lot of the basic Drill and Ceremony stuff… used to piss of the E-7 to no end…fucking funny stuff there…
Believe it or not we’re still in contact.
I met him as a Corporal, and then he got E-5. I lost track of him when I PCS’d to Fort Campbell and the Rakkasans. I think he was responsible for me actually ‘making it’ in such a hardcore unit.
He eventually went green to gold, and retired as an SF Major, where then he went into contracting, and we (by chance) met up in Afghanistan much to his shock. When I was his soldier, I’ll admit, I was fucked up from the neck up, but he was patient with me, and set me up to win. He was genuinely shocked and surprised that I was there, and had BT-DT like he had for so long… Ended up telling me he was proud AF of me that I had turned out so well… sort of like a big brother as he’s got me by like 5 years.
About nine months ago we got together for lunch… thinking about it now, I need to call him again… ever since his divorce he’s sort of been on a worldwide “walkabout” as the Aussies call it, trying to figure out just what he wants to do I think… and on random occasions he ‘surfaces’ here in Tampa.
So anyways…
I’m keeping an eye on the shenanigans in Jeetland
Not sure how it’ll play out.
Realistically, it’d be best if they could settle it with a Dance-Off/Stomp/Step-Off, but unfortunately, we all know that ain’t going to happen.
Most folks on Gab/Twitter and Poast are all like “Grab the Popcorn and let’s watch them burn!!!” as realistically?
If the fucking turd-world wants to self-immolate?
Let ’em.
Fuck them street-shitting fucktards.
“Pakis to the Left of me, Hindus to the Right, Here I am, eating popcorn with a view”
Let them burn it and themselves all to the ground.
I got no dog in the hunt, except that we should not accept ‘any and all‘ refugees even IF they nuke each other until they glow…
They did it to themselves, so since they “broke it” they “bought it” so they can unfuck themselves with out OUR help.
We got enough of our own fucking problems.
Speaking of which:
We could use a couple of good thoughts for tomorrow.
Gretchen, about 6 months ago was having some minor vision issues in her right eye. Floaties and the like. Then it sounded like as it progressed that she was, like me starting to have some cataracts. Her vision started getting worse, with some blind spots and the like. Hence MY thought that it was cataracts as that’s exactly what happened to me.
Now mind you, getting this broad to a Doctor is like pulling fucking teeth man… she purely hates doing it. Don’t believe any of her denials… I’ve been with her 9 years now (OMG!) and I know she has a stronk dislike of the ‘Croakers’ so to speak…
Saturday was for whatever reason the final straw, and she asked for me to set things up w/a doc. We have Eyeball Insurance from People’s Glorious Tractor Factory as hey, for like $6 a month? Why not? I got HR to resend me the Insurance info and went from there.
I called the local eyeball clinic that -I- had used when -I- had gotten diagnosed with the cataract issue. The VA at the time was appointment wise, like a year and a half backlogged, (which is ALSO why I had gotten the work insurance) so I went local so to speak…
I put her on the phone and they started asking questions. When she described the symptoms to the chick on the phone, they were like “You need to get in here pronto.”
So what we got what was pretty much an emergency appointment yesterday at this local eyeball clinic that takes my work Eyeball Insurance for today.
We went, and whoopsie!
We have no idea the how and why of it, but she’s got a seriously ripped and detached retina. To the point that her surgery is tomorrow to see if they can save the vision in her eye. She’s had like NO head injuries, and I (pinky swear) haven’t done any “Donkey Punches” so we have no idea the how and the why of it.
According to the Eye Doc there AND Doc Samizdat (who we called/consulted with to find out if what we were told was true) both said that “These things happen!”

So any thoughts/prayers and the like are appreciated.
Thankfully the insurance has this covered, so I don’t have to worry about that, for once. So that’s what I got. How about you?
More Later
Big Country
