Memes as I’m COMPLETELY Exhausted and Wiped TF Out

Greetings and Salutations!
A ‘lite-nite’ if’n you will.
This A.M. G asked me if I had talked to Ranger J lately to which I told her ‘no’ so she suggested a call as it’s been about two weeks since our last contact. Now Ranger J to y’all noobs here is my former boss from Iraq when I was working as a Loggie for a VSAT company. We got to be tighter than two ticks on a coon dawg’s ass, to the point he relocated to the Tampa Area from Wyoming.

He got married a few years back (I was a groomsman) and since then, He had a Baby Boy named Maxsim (sp? I’m not sure of it, but the Russian spelling maybe?) either way, Sapper and myself are now “Funcles” to the tyke. Interestingly enough he’s three weeks older than Muldoon, hence G thinking it’d be good to see about getting together on the regular to do the ‘play date thing’ as Ranger J’s frau and her get along well enough and the boys are pretty much the same age. More on that later, but Ranger J’s boy is ‘normal sized’ so to speak…

Laying Maxsim next to Muldoon, it’s like putting Sapper next to Andre the Giant… literally a HUUUUGE difference.

So I called and it seems they had plans to hit St. Pete Beach.
I asked if they minded if we tagged along and sure enough, it was Muldoon’s first Beach Day…

Which means I’m as spent as a once-fired shell casing.

I ended up parking literally one mile from the rendezvous location. I had to hump a 30 pound pack (the diaper bag), plus push the stroller (which the front tire went flat on me, I need to investigate when I’m rested), and G added her not-inconsiderable baggage/weight onto the stroller. (call it a 15 pound purse and then the 20 pounds of ‘support gear’ of towels, sunscreen etc)… call it with Muldoon (27 pounds), the stroller and seat (32 pounds) and the gear, with a flat tire on sand???

YEAH.

Charlie Fuckin’ Mike Ladies
Charlie Fucking Mike
HOOAH?

Tell you what, you can take the Grunt out of the Infantry, but you sure as fuck ain’t taking the Infantry out of THIS Grunt.

It was literally a mile. Each way. In 95 degree weather. No breaks. Out of shape (hey, waitaminute… round is a shape right?) and now, I’m sorry and sore. I did it BOTH fucking ways, and for my troubles, I’m pretty cooked despite being soaked in 100spf.

Damn my “Celt-Pelt”

Sort of proud having done it ‘cos it means that IF shit went utterly pear shaped there’s a slim chance I’d be able to at least evacc Muldoon and myself on foot if needed.

I mean I didn’t have a fucking cardiac arrest so I got THAT going for me right?

So some of the memes I got recently… some new, some classic, some bad, some good:

OK…
SO that should be enough for y’all degenerate motherfuckers!
Which was the worst/favorite?
Let me know in the comments!
More Later
Big Country

40 thoughts on “Memes as I’m COMPLETELY Exhausted and Wiped TF Out”

    1. The Harry Potter one made me laugh out loud… unexpectedly.

      These are most excellent.

      And the Flammenwoofer. Just cuz dogs are awesome.

  2. That thing about grandma? Yup. Levels of weird and repulsive.

    Got a whole bunch of people who are going to love it

    Just thinking up something like that is pretty special

    1. Yeah, that one made my puke puke a little in it’s mouth. I’m going to have to pray for forgiveness after reading that shit.

      1. That was the point…
        One of THE MOST nasty memes I’ve EVER found!!!
        Which OF course made me LMFAO!

        1. How many people saw that and said to themselves, “Hey, I know that sick and twisted bastard?”. “He was in my unit when I served at xxxxxx.”

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  5. And the thing with Kim jong Un and the Marine? That’s gonna be well loved.

  7. You need a Mac Sports Folding Wagon with Tailgate and Table. They are about $80, they will carry up to 300 pounds and fold up when not in use. Muldoon can use his own transport. DeBug Baby Bug – Beach All Terrain Stroller is rated the best but they are pricey. Tell G that “travel lightly” is the best. Being a sherpa is no fun, especially in the heat. You needed baby snacks and bottles, 1 bottle of sunscreen, and diapers and clothes. Water and ice will be heavy enough. Go early, do not stay late. We are now into the beginning of Sacto Miserable. Weather; ie 89 degrees today. 🤦‍♀️

    1. Oh broheim… you have NO IDEA!
      My ruck?
      5x ‘dry’ bottles (powder prepped but no water added)
      3x Liters of H20
      10x spare size 4 Huggies diapers (regular diapies)
      2x Pampers ‘Swimmies’ diapers
      4x bottles of sunscreen (sprayable 100spf plus one bottle of G’s deep tan oil… that bitch tans like a champ dammit! and YES! Jealous AF!!!)
      2x spare onesies
      1x spare ‘dress’ outfit
      Teething ‘stuff’ to include those tablets one of y’all suggested… (many thanks as they DO work!)
      1x 24oz SMOL can of ’emergency’ formula
      2x washcloths
      2x spare bubbies or binkies, depending on your nomenclature
      1x BIG pack of wet-wipes
      1x SMOL bag of ‘toys’ (stuffed animal/rattle and such)

      AND THEN: Critical Party Gear:

      1x Beretta ‘Cheetah’ 84BB (former Eye-talian Police pistol) in .380, with a full mag (13 rounds, Hornady XTP hollow points) locked and cocked
      2x spare 13 round mags, same loadout of ammo. Total 39 rounds of EXTREME PAIN with NO over-penetration
      1x EG-18X HC White Smoke Pull-Ring Grenade (about 10K SQ FT of Smoke)
      1x Sabre ‘Phantom’ police issue OC Grenade (5000 sq ft of coverage with Blue UV Dye in case the perps get away alive)
      1x ASP 24in Titanium Collapsible Baton, with holder (US Army issue… fell ‘off the Deuce’ back in 2009? as I recall?)
      2x pair of flexicuffs (I might HAVE to take prisoners unfortunately)

      So yeah…
      My bag for the Baby is Good and Heavy.
      Proper if you will….
      I also recently found out there’s a Level 3 insert available for it (tacticalbabygear dot com) for about tree-hunnerd, but it can wait…

      What’s in YOUR wallet? so to speak LOL!!!!!

      Ain’t NO ONE fucking with MY Muldoon if I can help it.

      1. You don’t need the flex cuffs. As big as you (or Gretchen) are?
        ASP across the shin/ankle/instep and they’re crawling away.

        Leave the cuffs out.

        There. Your load is lighter. Thank me later

      4. Get some G9 Defense ammo, BC. Im telling you its the nastiest pistol ammo Ive ever seen. Ive shot live hogs with it. Could hardly tell the difference between M855A1 and the 9mm. All four.

        The 9mm does about 3-4x the perminant wound cavity as the Hornady. Barrier blind. They make it in .380 Auto and .45 ACP as well.

      5. Absolutely on the spot roll out. Very impressive.

        I used to roll to Venice Beach CA with my bro and our two boys. Let em run around on bicycles for a few hours at the strand. Dad’s have a few and talk.

        ….. alas, the roll out now would be on par with high security.

  8. The adios is a winner and Uncle Adi is not offensive.
    Infamy is not a bad thing in Clown World.
    So stupid they think Hymie is an ally while dying of Judaism.
    LOL

  10. Waving pointer finger slowly at you and saying (in a feigned Paki voice) “You are a bad man, a VERY BAD Man! Heheheheheheheh

    1. @Randy
      This comment made me cackle.
      A friend and I devolve into customer service reps from the subcontinent on the reguar.

      Too. Many. Jeets.

  12. Geez, and I thought I was Sierra Hotel for still rucking 50 in my 60s, but a couple iron plates are easier to handle… Bravo Zulu BCE.

  14. The rice cooker reminds me of a little ditty from the USN nuclear handling school: “I wonder where the yellow went when we dropped the bomb on the Orient?”

  15. Ranked goodness:
    1. The raging hard-on Jarhead (Anyone who served around some of these know and appreciate Uncle Sam’s Disturbed chillin’) But as the Educated Idiot in Heartbreak Ridge observed…”Keep em contained until in dire need, then break the glass. Was that drawing a BCE original?
    2. FlammerWoofin’, Doggo fur protection!
    3. Pedo Support Building in Flames? FlammerWoofin’ keeping the attendees INSIDE the building!
    MSG Grumpy

  17. Imagine the fun in life if maybe once a month the midget Hitlers would hang out with you. Maybe cart them around on all your errands-going to the post office, wal mart, the bank, etc. People would loose their minds. They would loose their minds over a group of midgets wearing clown suits from 80 years ago.

  18. Definitely the “Me and my partner” frame, already happening in deep blue shit hole cities in the U.S.- check out Shitcago, Philly or Portland news most days of the week.

  19. I may just get me an H finger tat and give people ‘eemotional daaamaaage’!

  23. The cookies are done… when the baby stops screaming.

    That makes me sound like a sick fuck… but the dark side of that humor, it makes me laugh like Gary Larsen’s “The Far Side” makes me laugh.

    Because I LOVE little babies… the ONLY FUCKING THING WORTH DEFENDING IN THIS SHYTTE HOLE WORLD.

    Far side man

  24. Hey Brother, you were right about that island (Tristan). Brits parachuted medicos in couple of days ago.
    Check your X acct., I @ you the details.
    Best regards,
    BrotherBear

  25. For me, today brings nothing but pain and loss.
    For those remembering their mom’s for mothers day and especially for those who lost their moms and even your dad also like me during COVID and were kept from seeing them. NEVER FORGET. Why cant I see them I asked, just because .gov said so that’s why.
    Today marks the statute of limitations day for prosecuting Dr Fauci for lying under oath. The worlds greatest serial killer is now good to go for the next round of population reduction and this time on the spinning wheel of death, its Hantavirus and once again its all thanks to “Gods chosen People’s savior”. That’s right Donald”We gotta protect my friends they are good people from the Epstein list” Trump. No, sorry we cant have the DOJ prosecute anyone who may bring his name up for COVID also….
    I truly hope anyone who stills believes in and supports this piece of shit, dies a well deserved and slow and painful death.

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