Greetings and Salutations!
Whew. Still employed for now. Also my thanks to everyone who entered for the Raffle. A great turnout thus far, so I appreciate it. Sapper spent the ENTIRE morning busting knuckles and turning wrenches, only to give up. Seems that there’s a few issues that he didn’t expect to contend with.
One is where the fuel pump is located in relation to the rest of the truck. He’s got a 4 Door Tacoma. Because of this, this eliminates our ability to do it ‘the easy way’ as -I- call it, namely removing the bed and going from there. The pump is, according to the diagrams and our own observations, under the front cab. That makes the ‘lift and switch’ idea a nonstarter.
Then, he’s got over 1/2 a tank of fuel in the tank. That’s about 10+/- gallons of benzine man… call it 60-65 pounds worth of gas. And since the vehicle is a post 2005, draining it is… shall we say… problematic? Straight up IMO it’s a pain in the ass. Never mind the fact that dropping the tank is going to require a LOT more resources than we have collectively on-hand. We need a ‘cradle’ or lift of some form, some other ‘stuff… Overall it’s so bad that Sapper cried “ENDEX!” at about 11am.
ENDEX being DotMilSpeak for “End of Exercise”. I’ll give him credit… he tried like Hell and worked diligently from sunrise until 11. He started early as that’s the best time around here before the mid-day heat and hooo-midity comes up and cooks you in your own juices so to speak. And like I said, around 11-11:30 he came in all dirt covered and grease smeared, and asked for my Triple A Card.
“Fuck this noise man, I’m taking it to the shop around the corner! Gimme your AAA card!” Unlike Saturday night, the tow truck dude showed up in about an hour (and who also wasn’t a weed smelling Jamaican like the last dude) which beat the other night timewise by a long shot. Sapper went with him, and I then punched for lunch, and went and picked him up in our Rent-a-Putt-Putt… And as far as the rental? They gave us a 2023 Kia Soul… it’s an ‘Itty Bitty Thang’ so to speak…
Amazingly I do do fit in it. I knew I would when we went to pick it up the other day, as Gretchen’s parents have one that I’ve driven before, so I’m not completely unfamiliar with the ride. It’s as ugly as the day is long, a boxy utilitarian ride at best, but hey…. as basic transportation? I’ll take it. One observation however is that man…. I hate some of these ‘new cars’ and their features. This thing has two of the worst.
One thing it’s got, which OrangeManBad and his Merry Crew of Chaos and Destruction is apparently getting rid of, is the automatic engine start-stop system. For those unfamiliar, this a devious piece of shit device hoisted on us without any input from the consumer. Start-stop systems are designed to automatically shut off a vehicle’s engine when it stops—at a red light, for example—and restart it when the driver releases the brake. Ranger Jay had one on his Ford a few years back, and I was loathe to drive his ride or even ride in it because of it…
According to Zerohedge, the new Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Administrator Lee Zeldin is pulling the plug on this particularly odious and wholly unnecessary forced addition to a vehicle. No one asked for it… it was essentially implemented via fiat under the Rule of the Obummermessiah. Link to the article is HERE Thankfully shutting it down was merely a push of a button, designed specifically to shut it off, as oh so many hate it with a passion.

Now that feature is going to go away (Thank GOD!)
Personally I hated the fucking thing in every vehicle I’ve ever driven that had it. I personally was terrified that the car would not start up in a critical moment, leaving me with my ass in a sling or my balls in the wind. Either choice? Not cool.
BUT THEN:
Whereas the other particularly concerning feature this buggy has is a “Lane Assist System” which includes a ‘Lane Keeping Assist’ and a ‘Lane Departure Warning’. LKA helps prevent the vehicle from unintentionally drifting out of its lane, while the LDW alerts you if the vehicle is about to leave the lane without a turn signal. The ‘warning’ is just that… an annoying assed ‘beep’… and because of that, I got no issue there.
HOWEVER
The ‘Lane Keeping Assist’?
Holy fucking shit! OK… I’m not exaggerating as is my wont as a Storytelling Irishman. No joke… we were driving on I-75 in an area that’s been under some serious construction as of late. I didn’t (at the time) know how to turn off this confounded device, and found myself literally wrestling with the steering wheel as IT (the Lane Keeping Assist and/or the Vehicle) tried to ‘keep us in the lanes’ despite me having other ideas. Namely that due to all the recent construction, the optical sensors were reading the lines that no longer had meaning and in fact would have kil’t us dead if I had allowed this thing to proceed!
As in some of the lines radically changed lanes where you no longer needed to change lanes…so said-optical sensors, seeing the line go ‘hard right’ tried to force the car into the right lane, despite the traffic and or anyone who was IN the right lane at the time… No joke, the fucking car had me fighting it until I finally pulled over, brought up the Google, and found out just how to disconnect this infernal device. Which in itself was an issue… It should have been as easy to shut down as the start-stop system… instead I had to pull over and find the info online…
By the time I got done, my wrists were sore as fuck from fighting the steering wheel. It really sucked.
And just as an add-on to this observation: I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve always thought people who drove Kia Souls were full-on mentally retarded. It seemed like an inordinate amount of them were always lurching around on the roads… lots of drifting… lane changes without signaling… I mean for real… they seemed utterly clueless and dangerous.
To the point I noticed that people driving/owning in that particular model of car must attract a brain damaged group of fans and followers and because of this, I mentally made a note so to speak that went so far as to say when I saw one on the road:
“People who drive Kia Souls don’t know how to drive!”
And reacted with extreme care when around said-vehicle.
But now? After this experience? NOW? I wonder if these poor folks were driving without knowing how to turn off the over-eager ‘Autocorrect’ if you will. That their poor driving wasn’t so much them as it was their vehicle being ‘possessed’ so to speak by this app? Surely there has to be numbers out there regarding accidents due to people having a lack of intel and/or knowledge vis-a-vis this fucking supposed ‘assistant’ and how to disable it?
Shades of “Christine” I suppose.
What’s particularly odious about all of this is that ALL of these ‘features’ were foisted on us by people who claim to ‘know better’ and ‘understand the broader picture’. To my perspective and as things have progressed, I, as well as the majority of y’all have realized that the self proclaimed ‘so called betters/elites’ are in reality a bunch of slack-jawed, low foreheaded mouthbreathers who’ve all interbred to the point that it defines the concept of “The Law of Diminishing Returns”. Too much ‘pissing in the gene pool’ if you will… I mean look at Chelsea Clinton as a prime example…
And no, I’m not going to insert an Arkansas joke here… besides being born to those fucking pig-ignorant hillybilly grifters made good, to be truthful, she’s uglier than a bag of broken rusty hammers and has a lower IQ than a room full of retarded streetshitting Pajeets. There’s plenty of reasons that you have literally never heard that broad speak publically at length but the primary reason is that she’s been found that she’s genuinely stupid and that because of that, she is utterly incapable of having a Cognizant and/or Coherent thought that anyone could understand. Think Kamala X10.
And because Mumsie and Dadums realized she was worthless politically speaking (i.e. capable of running for orifice) She essentially was ‘sold off’ to a member of the “Tribe” a dude named Marc Mezvinsky, who’s a ‘connected’ member of the “Elites” in that he’s a Wall Street ‘moneyman’ (i.e. a money launderer). Interestingly enough his BOTH his parents, Marjorie Margolies and Edward Mezvinsky, are both former members of Congress!!! Huh…..
What are the fucking odds Aye?
So THESE are the ‘types’ of people who’re ‘shot callers’ for stuff like I mentioned if you will. Thankfully Cankles and the Whoremaster seem to be on the outs across the board, and their demonspawn doesn’t appear to have any drive to follow in their demonic footsteps… so that’s a plus… but anyway….
Eric Peters rails on this sort of DotGov overreach and Implementation of unwanted/unneeded regulations on the regular on his libertarian weblog. I do recommend it.
Hopefully we’ll see some changes in the future
So that my Frens is tonights ‘stuff’.
I’ll be going into some other chain of brain-thoughts later.
More Later
Big Country
