OK Let’s Discuss The Weirdness of The Whole “Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran” Thing

Greetings and Salutations!
OK
So I guess OrangeManBad did a thing.

They/He and or the Yids finally blew up one of the BIG Ayatollahs, the one named Ali Hosseini Khamenei.

“If Iatollah once, Iatollah you twice, you keep fucking around with ‘Murica, eventually you’re going to ‘catch a case’ that Ajax won’t clean off.”

So it appears that this Dude caught a permanent case of the ‘deads’ it seems. The video footage of the strike on his compound pretty much left nothing to the imagination, as it was a really heavy bombardment. No idea what hit, but OMG… there wasn’t fuck-all left after the fact.

“Is that a toenail?… WTF is that!?!… JFC I hate my job!”
(Body Recover Specialist, Tehran Morgue Feb 2026)

Now I don’t have the pix, but there was ONE picture post/pre-attack that caught my eye, and while I was responding to it, the poast itself went -POOF!- like it’d never existed. It was a shot of a carrier practically COVERED in drones. Supposedly it was the Ford doing it’s Drone Pre-Launch, and there were at least 50 “Shahed” style drones visible on the deck.

Now, to define: per the Wiki: “Shahed-style drones, notably the Iranian-made Shahed-136, are low-cost, long-range “kamikaze” or loitering munitions, featuring a distinctive triangular delta-wing design and a loud propeller engine. Used extensively for saturation attacks, these drones carry 30–50 kg explosives to pre-programmed coordinates, often in swarms to overwhelm defenses.”

Now what’s extremely interesting is that I had no idea nor has it been advertised that OUR DotMil have any offensive strike drone capability like this AT ALL. Granted, we knew this shit was coming, but I think this’s the first time we’ve used it publically that I can tell…I mean really… There’s a TON of footage out there showing the ‘low and slow’ Shahed style turboprop drones heading in and blowing the fuck out of Tehran out there. And almost ALL of them have said that they are US DotMil Drones.

Now
The Krainians have a copy of the Shahed

The Russians have the ACTUAL Shaheds supplied by Iran, and now produce their own variant and use the Hell out of them.

The Izzies purportedly have a variant as well.

Now it would seem WE have our own version/’flavor’ of it, or they were supplied by the Izzies or the Krainians.

Personally I highly doubt that the Krainians gave us any… they’re running out of like ALL the ammo/weapons and whatnot, so I don’t see them giving up 50+ drones to us to hit the Iranians with. Maybe they were supplied by the Izzies?

The thing about a Shahed drone is… well…
You can pretty much make one at home.
VERY basic tech.

Now, as I write, I research. And WOW!
I found this HERE
The TL;DR is that we DO have a Shahed Clone.

It’s called the LUCAS, which stands for ‘Low-Cost Uncrewed Combat Attack System’. It’s a kamikaze drone, “…a design reverse-engineered from the Iranian-designed Shahed-136, in the Middle East.”

Huh
I had NO IDEA we had our own version.
However, it does make sense.

I mean they ARE like only $34k when all the graft/grift/bribes/and backroom deals are done, which is a sight far less than a modern cruise missile, which ‘rings the bell’ at a couple of million each. I suppose to a point it’s cost effective, and a LOT more viable than having to wait 3-4 years for General Dynamics and all the rest to re-tool their DOA Assembly lines to restart manufacturing ‘stuff’…

I report, you decide.

MY own opinion at this juncture is “What the Hell are the Iranians waiting for?” I mean FFS they have/had? a MASSIVE amount of missiles, both ballistic and cruise, as well as being the inventors of the aforementioned Shahed-136s… The also have (supposedly) a MASSIVE amount of anti-ship missiles to include the Joe Chink ‘Silkworm’ missile…

When the Hell are they going to start… you know?

REACTING!?!

Personally I smell ‘Company Level’ fuckery and bribes

AGAIN

Just like in 2003, the Company had co-opted like ALL the major Iraqi Battle Commands and General Officers with MASSIVE piles of dinero. Hence why despite having an exceptional amount of defensive capability, the US DotMil rolled over the Iraqis without many issues at all.

Add on that the “air war” or maybe “bombardment war”? isn’t going so well either… check this out:

🇮🇷🇺🇸 Eleven Patriot interceptors. $44 million. One Iranian missile worth $250,000 destroyed.

And most of them got through anyway.
This is the arithmetic of imperial overreach in real time. A missile defence architecture that costs 176 times more per kill than the weapon it’s… pic.twitter.com/VQZWYNVjzv

— THE ISLANDER (@IslanderWORLD) March 2, 2026

As I’ve stated before, my former room-dawg went “Patriot Puke” and retarded… err… retired as a C W3 who STILL works (contracts) for the company that, i.e. Lockheed Martin.

From him, he told me essentially that the Patriot is vaporware

He meant this shit don’t work
Shit ain’t never gonna work
It’s ALL designed to make a ‘big pretty show’ while metaphorically (if not actually) each shot lights upwards of $4,000,000.00 dollars on FIRE!!! As he told me when last we spoke, a Patriot Missile System is, at best, a ‘questionable’ use of taxpayer ducats… mind you he is or actually was a CW3, (as he HAS retired) so his sense of irony and absurdity is pretty much online and in MY wheelhouse level-wise.

Yeah… a guy who was the HMFIC (head motherfucker in charge) of entire BATTERIES of Patriot Missiles tells me his system is complete and utter dogshit I tend to believe him. Needless to say, the “Dog-Boy” as his nickname was back in the day, Dog-Boy told me he was, like me BEYOND upset that the BGM-71 series Anti-Armor missile system went bye-bye.

That’d be our old TOW system… the wire-guided anti-armor missile that’ll fuck you up three ways to Sunday from 2-3 kilometers away… Yeah, Dog-Boy and Heavy C got done well and fucked over when our MOS (11H… Heavy Anti-Armor Infantryman) went away…

So…
Sorry about ‘memory lane’
BUT
IRL: Outside of ONE (that’s acknowledged) attack, there ain’t a whole lot of activity in general against the Home and Heartland. Agree? Let me know what you’ve found.

The BIG one so far was the attack on Sixth Street in Austin Texas. Some nigger from Senegal of all places got a case of “Sudden Jihadi Syndrome’ and went all Aloha Snackbar on a bar and a bunch of other folks… So as far as that goes? Let me break down a couple of things.

One is that Sixth Street is where the AT&T Tabulation center was when it got UTTER blown to pieces/parts while they were trying to ‘unfuck’ (or maybe actually insure the fuckery of the 2020 (s)election) which put the Zombie-Biden in the Oval-Orifice… anyone remember that shytteshow?

Funny… the Goolag cannot nor will not find articles related to that bombing. Which I find VERY INTERESTING. I actually got some of the MOST ‘exposure’ EVER during that, as I was poasting live, and streaming a whole thing on it… I had 80k people watching and reading… pretty cool IMO. Now right now? I can barely find a link to that ‘issue/experience/story’

Hmmmn.

That being said, and just to move on, lets go over the shooting.

First off, he WAS a Haj.

A Big Buck Drooling Mouli with an AR?
Check.
Multicam Pants and a Sweatshirt that sez “Property of Allah”?
Check.
A dead eye expression that shows the sub-70 IQ?
Double Check.

DING DING DING!
We have a weiner.

See… I think this was invariably a good target.
This’s from knowing the terrain.
I was stationed at Fort Hood, one hour away +/-.

From reference and personal experience I spent a HUGE number of nights spent there picking up strange and puking in alleyways up and down sixth.

6th Street is sort of like the same bar/party scene on 6th Street in Nashville or Bourbon Street in Naw’lins.  It has HUGE number of colleges and TONS of whammens.  LOTS of strange (i.e. Infantry term for pussy)

It ALSO is only a 50 minute to sixty minute ride from Fort Hood, one of the biggest Army Installations in the country… a cab ride back in the day was a flat $50… which for some guys was WAY easier and cheaper than to get a hotel room, and work their way back after the fact…

6th Street was and still is as far as I know one of the biggest ‘party magnets’ for off duty Joes.

Quick aside (or maybe notsomucho after I did moar writing):

When I first got to “Da Hood” ‘back in the day’ I hooked up w/a bunch of dudes I didn’t know so well. They took me on a weekend to Austin. I got seperated and maaaan… I was a newbie… NO CLUE of exactly HOW to get back to base, nor any folks to contact to get me back to base either.

I was “…neither fish nor fowl” or even “neither fish, nor flesh, nor good red herring” as Ye Olde Saying goes…

So I hunkered up in Hooters.
And I met a broad (of course) with, no joke:
THE BIGGEST TITTIES I”VE EVER SEEN OR PLAYED WITH!!!!
These things were like legendary level Bewbage.

Ginormous.
Epic.
No Sag.
E Cup? Begone pauper…

These things were, like no shit ‘H’ if there’s such a thing?

SHE picked ME up.

Long story short: Her friends had moved on without her, and my ‘guys’ (who I barely knew) had cut me loose. We commiserated at the top level of the Sixth Street Hooters… whereupon she got me (for the first and ONLY time ever I’ve EVER eaten them) to have Oysters on the Half Shell “…because they’re an aphrodisiac sugah!” whereas having grown up eating ALL the seafood on coastal NH, I knew I was eating nothing more than a half dozen pile of living, half-frozen boogers…

At least with Tabasco thank fucking God!!!

Jes’ Sayin’

So… Me? Well… her body was to die for, but her face was VERY plain Jane. Not ugly… just “Meh”… and it turns out part of the reason her female compatriots bailed on her was that she was married… the other girls had gang-plans so to speak with a UT Fraternity…

So she ended up meeting me, feeding me mass quantities of oysters, beer and wings, and then promised me “the golden ticket” i.e. she guaranteed to get me back to the Barracks before lights out on Sunday. This was Friday night so OK….

Let me tell you…
You know you’ve been picked up by a “Texas White Trash Woman” when:
1) She talks incessantly about her kids… even though she tells you that ‘…she’s separated/divorced’
2) She smokes ONLY Marlboro Reds… NONSTOP.
3) She drives a late-model Delta 88, with a car seat in the back
4) She can drink MORE Bud Light than you… and even teases you that you might be a lightweight drinker…
5) She then takes you back to a ‘random back-in-the-woods-cabin’ which belongs to one of her ‘girlfriends’…which (the GF) you NEVER meet, nor EVER hear about again… think a cabin in ALL the horror movies-in-the-woods cabins aight? Yeah… THAT fucking cabin.
5) She then tells you more about her kids, and discusses how she’s disappointed to a degree that her kids were, born in order name wise “…Faith, Hope, and Bubba.” and that she wants to have just one more and maybe have a girl to name “Charity”…
6) Then tells you her husband had a vasectomy after Bubba’s birth and “…it’s no problem if you creampie me a couple of times tonight!”

Uhhhhhh
Yeah…
That happened in real life…

Sorry…
Memory lane.
But yeah
Right now?
All the shit Iran is doing?
For a country that’s claimed to have been the “Big Dawg” of the whole area of operation? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah… about that now….

Unless I see a HUGE uptick in shootings here stateside, and a buttload of terror attacks overseas, I’ma calling it ALL ‘fake and ghey’ and going back to just being the dick I am… It’s becoming readily apparent that ALL of it is bullshit, and hey

Yannow what?
It’s cool as long as MY beer is cold, MY fridge is full (or a reasonable facsimile that there of) and my fam and frens are cool too. No need to get rowdy after the fact right?

So More Later
Big Country