Greetings and Salutations!
Maaaaan I don’t deserve y’all.
I’m seriously thankful for each and every one of you who’ve commented, offered direct support via DMs and emails… you leave me stunned and humbled. Like from the bottom of that blackened and charred cavity where a heart used to reside, I thank you most implicitly.
And now that the weepy hand-holding is over, back to the regular dose of spite, acidic observation(s) and a funny story, maybe two if this keyboard cooperates…
Now… the “Minute of Hate”…
The fuckin’ Skinnies man… fuck them ALL.
God damned worthless scum. I missed out on “the Mog” thank fucking God for real… that’s a shitshow that I wouldn’t have wished on ANYONE. I will relate ONE very interesting fact… I met one of the kids who was there when I was at the replacement detachment in early 96? I think at Fort Hood…
I had ‘partnered up’ with a bro who was cool, a fellow SPEC-4 Mafia member were hanging out when we spotted a “newly minted” PFC walking around the A.O. As many replacements didn’t have their wheels yet, the majority of time was spent there hanging out, dodging bullshit work details and shamming like motherfuckers. -I- had my car with me as me and the newly married wife were ensconced in off base housing, but I still had to report every. single. day. for the two or so weeks every day for all the usual Big Army horseshit that went along with it…
Hence why my bro, who was waiting on HIS shit to be transported down from Alaska (which he said sucked ASS) had buddied up with me. I had wheels, he didn’t. We ended up pretty good bros for a long time until his missus and he split. Gina (X#1) and his wife had gotten pretty close so… Adios Bro… So Sorry! Anyways… this was like waaaay before that shitshow… like in May 1996…
The way we could tell he was a new PFC was that he had pin-on rank, rather than the sew on. That wasn’t what stood out however. It was that he had a combat patch on his shoulder. A very unbelievable combat patch… not as much as a patch, as a scroll:
Now, Rod (my new bro) and I?
Far be it from us being assholes…
Seeing a kid that young wearing a 2nd Batt scroll?
On the Combat (right sleeve) Side???
Uhhhhhh… Wait One….
So we went over and kind of sidled up to him… we weren’t trying to be dicks or anything, but hey… as we said to him “Dude… you know that wearing unauthorized badges/patches like that can get you freeze dried, and buried under Leavenworth right? Never mind if a real Ranger sees you sporting that fucker?”
He sighed…
Looked at us and thus told us the story behind the patch:
Seems during the whole “Blackhawk Down” situation, In Real Life mind you, he was a PV1 (Private… point blank period Private E-1) who’d –just– gotten out of A.I.T. (Advanced Individual Training) as a cook…..specifically a U.S. Army cook: Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) 94B (Food Service Specialist) and got assigned to the Regimental Support Battalion (75th RSB back then) which just so happened to be supporting Operation Gothic Serpent (who comes up with these fucking names anyways?) that the Rangers already Balls Deep in back then….Now as an aside back then? Being a support puke might mean you need to go to Airborne school or something, but the cooks? Notsomucho…
He was literally in “Cook Whites” which for the cooks back in the day was the standard uniform, cooking/brewing/reconstituting whatever the “Spoons” (as us grunts called ’em back then) were wont to do…
that, was when according to him, a blood covered and crazed Ranger burst into the tent, told everyone to grab their Battle-Rattle, and get outside and on the fucking trucks “Right Fucking NOW”.
Per history, this was Staff Sergeant Jeff Struecker who had taken back a severely wounded ranger in a HMMWV and grabbed ANYONE and EVERYONE who could hold a weapon and ran back and forth multiple times, under fire, to keep and attempt to save the situation, earning himself a Silver Star w/”V” device (valor) in the process…
The Head Spoon apparently objected and said something to the effect of “….But… but… we’re only cooks!!!”
To which the NCO yelled back “Well, you’re fucking Rangers now, get yer shit and get on the fucking trucks, we got shit to do, and Skinnies to kill!” Our dude, PFC Snuffy as I’ll call him now, he grabbed his shit, and went out, and then spent the next 12-18 hours in for-fucking-real toe-to-toe combat against the fucking skinnies, the whole time in cook whites, and according to the citation I read (his Bronze Star with “V” device award for record) he slaughtered quite a few bad guys….
Hence our young friend being officially awarded a 2nd Batt Combat patch. His newly Minted PFC rank? Well… that was Army Fuckery for you. Seems after “the Mog” when all was said and done, our young friend had been promoted almost directly to SPEC-4… I mean he went to PV2 that day after shit settled, and he was being treated for minor wounds (1x Purple Heart BTW), after they awarded the Scroll, PFC, and shortly after, SPEC-4. Then, it was PCS time, and he left that battalion, and got sent to essentially Hell AKA Fort Stewart.
Seems the new Support Battalion Scumbags purely hated a combat scrolled Honorary Ranger… nevermind the medals for valor and wounds… they busted him two times, back down to PV2 for the most minor of offences… shit that wouldn’t even need nor require a Article 15 (A-15 non-judicial punishment). I very much experienced the same. exact. thing. when I got moved from Infantry to Armor, with Airborne and Air Assault wings… fucking the 1st Sgt was a fat fucking jealous prick… and that happens a LOT in the military back then…
So it seems the fat fuckers in his Battalion were VERY content to fuck with “Ranger Snuffy” if you will trying to fuck him up professionally, and it seemed to be working until he ran into one of the Ranger NCOs who he personally knew from falling under him so to speak in “the Mog”… as in he filled in for a wounded dude who got evacc’d… The Ranger in Question was on a detail/mission at Fort Stewart where Snuffy was getting fucked with…
When he found out what was going on?
Ohhh boyohboyohboyohboy….
Phone calls were made.
Shit started ‘moving behind the scenes’ very quickly
The Chain of Command at 2nd Batt understanding well full and able as to what sort of shitstorm was inbound… they feared not for Snuffy, nor themselves nor their Rangers… it was the Retards who were about to die, and hoooooooboy-howdy…
Per Snuffy…
There were several “Personal Visits” by some insanely hulked up For-Fuckin’ Really-Real Dual Scroll Rangers (who drank a quart of blood daily according to RUMINT) showed up at the kids Company first to “meet and beat” the kids entire chain of command. This was followed by a visit to the kids Battalion Commander, who had ALREADY gotten a call from the five-sided puzzle palace on the Potomac questioning his command, his brains, and how long he might live after what was headed his way. The MPs?
They stayed the fuck out of the way. It was vaguely reminiscent of the story of when the Gangbangers fucked with a bunch of 2nd Batt kid who were having a BBQ, and got shot the fuck up for their troubles AKA The Ash Street Shootout (And yeah, I got the inside on that one too… might share later)
Needless to say, they practically threw the kid off base in a limo to “The Hood” AKA Fort Hood until they could hide him and unfuck the whole mess… the kid himself told me his Platoon Sgt was looking at a medical retirement due to the (multiple) ‘fall down the stairs’ he took when his Brother Rangers showed up…. and the Platoon Sgt was NOT properly repentant in his petty bullshit… this defining ‘falling down the stairs’ means being beaten until you NEED medical retirement… I also understand that being thrown off the third story of the barracks is bad for your health too… and because of this, it was not an option to not medically retire… I also understand his Company Commander needed to be fitted with Dentures, after running into a door multiple time(s) (what a clumsy dude eh?) apparently and his 1st Sgt?
No idea.
Guy I think is still officially listed as AWOL.
Since late 1995 early 1996
Never fuck with the kids from the Batt.
It will not end well.
So needless to say, Rod and me?
We bought the kid MANY beers that evening.
He earned them.
Sorry about that, I tend to do that.
So… back to the Skinnies
Round ’em up.
Don’t give two fucks Chuck as to how long they’ve been here as they breed like rats and rabbits. Round ’em up. Send ’em ALL fucking back. Fuck them scamming motherfuckers.
That… just because I’m petty
Afterwards? Drop an entire B-52 ARCLIGHT of VX Gas on the ENTIRETY of Somalia. Gas them like the fucking infestation that they are. I mean for real… name one Skinny who’s EVER DONE ONE FUCKING POSITIVE THING FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND….
I’ll wait …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
That’s what I thought.
Nothing
Vermin
Cock-a-roaches as Tony Montana would say…
Gas all of them. Carpet bomb them. Turn that part of Africa into a piece of territory that when/if Jesus H. Christ himself shows up back to walk the Earth once more at the End Times and looks at Somalia, and goes “Uh nope… fuck that place and them retards, now and forevermore, Amen.”
For real.
They mock us.
They hate us
They steal from us
They murder us
They think it’s funny
Why we haven’t started firebombing their ‘daycare centers’ are beyond me. I mean the Irish and the English (in certain news circles BEFORE they get censored into oblivion) have shown that they hit places with these fucking scumbags still living in there with Molotovs… So far as far as I’ve heard, no fatalities, BUT
Not that I’m making ANY suggestions BUT if You go out and burn a few of these quote “daycare centers” unquote at say at 0200am (when there can’t possibly be anyone in there), and make sure to burn the fucking place to the ground? With a warning for them they need to go the fuck back to Somalia now or else?
I’d be interested to see how that works out (in Minecraft of course).
OK… spite and two minutes of hate has ended.
Story told too… not necessarily funny per se, but I’ll lay one on you tomorrow. So Much Love to You ALL and best of luck on the Raffle (yeah I haven’t forgotten you fuckers LOL)
More Later
Big Country
Oh… and BTW: Happy New Years You Degenerate Bastards and Bee-atches! I love you all!
There’s the Big Country we know and love. Retreat, regroup, reform, re-engage!!!
Good to see you back among the ranting and raving. Hope the new year brings you some peace and happiness
Betcherass.
Back atcha, big guy.
And for all of the people I told to fuck off in the past…Fuck Off next year too.
There We Go, Back on Bike! May your next year shine!
is that all you have in life? time in the mil? fuckin sad brah. you jew legbreakers gotta move on. no one cares. you didnt save muh freedumb.
Annnnd obviously you still love the taste of smegma and semen… buh bye
I hope your comment denotes the fact that you brought the Ban Hammer out on that retard flavored dickcicle.
Absolutely dear fren!
Eat dirty dog shit and die twice.
Your mother was a whore in Baghdad who only serviced joos.
Shooter
Screwing with a fellow who makes flammenwerfers in his spare time for fun is not a healthy habit, idiot.
Billy has friends everywhere who genuinely care about him and his continued well-being.
Do you ?
Welcome back, big guy! Always a relief to see you trashing nogs and suggesting creative ways of ridding ourselves of them.
Welp, back to watching the Twilight Zone marathon. Just saw Shatner in the plane then “To Serve Man”. Classic horror.
Toodles!
Shooter
Watching the Twilight Zone as well. My wife said how many writers do you think worked for that franchise. I had no clue. Did you know that Rod Serling wrote or co wrote 92 episodes. I found that mind boggling. The imagination he must have had.
Anyways in about half an hour I’ll mute the volume to listen to the gunfire. Hopefully all expelled rounds land in Minnesota.
I noticed the absence. I lifted you up in prayer to God. Several times. Once more just now.
Glad you are back BCE with one of your classic stories and rants.
Regarding our “friends” the Somalians, did you know that the average IQ among them is 67 ?
FYI 70 is mentally retarded and even other Africans all say “fuck those Somalians, they ain’t worth shit”.
WHY Clinton brought those stupid, lazy SOBs into our country I will never know.
For those frustrated about the government not doing shit to them and other worthless groups like this, patience. I hate to say it but we are approaching a Great Depression level economic collapse.
What will those welfare rat fuckers do when the checks stop ?
What will the patriotic Americans (and even police and military) do when the hordes start rioting, looting, stealing and killing ?
Long term, this problem will work itself out.
Why are they here?
https://americanstasi.com/2026/01/01/how-the-cia-set-up-the-somali-fraud-operation-to-fund-the-american-stasi/
Fits until something new comes in…
Happy New Year to you and Sapper. Question: do you have any intel on what’s happening in Iran right now. I hear only minor remnants that the peeps are in the streets protesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sql9X4H0VY&t=116s
Great story.
Valid on the skinnies. I am amazed that people don’t connect Mogadishu with our current issues – some sort of legacy media: thou shalt not mention the two words together in the same sentence. That’s the kind of culture these imports *come* from. That’s mindset (such as it is) they brought here. And the repellant Ilhan and her daddy were commies who had to flee to Nigeria. Refugees my ass.
Anyway, Happy New Year to you and all the gang here.
The cooks followed a hallowed and horrid history of the US Army.
The 28th Division’s band, you know, instruments and music and shit, was tossed into the Battle of the Bulge. They did great service and died in lots.
Can you imagine making fun of one of the survivors for being ‘in a marching band?’ The shit they saw and survived through…
History’s full of great people screwed over by the remfs who have no idea, or were/are just malicious shits.
Thanks for the story.
No one’s gonna get sent anywhere by drumpf and blondi, they’re too busy sucking kosher hole; send them where they belong, it would be much cheaper
Flight to Addis Ababa: $1192
12 ga. Buck:<$1
“Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms”-Josie Wales
Well put.
My deal would be “Go in peace or stay forever.”
The chance to go would expire when the next flight to Africa leaves.
‘Half-way To Afrika’?
Short-circuit, rtb for another load?
Low-IQ, they will never catch on?
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An aside:
In cruise-ship surveillance videos, non-swimmers are in the kids wading pool wearing purloined PFDs?
Hey BC,
Glad to read/see you are still kicking and bitching. Got not a shred of learned wisdom for you, just know that a lot of us none sums pray for you every nite. Hang on to one absolute truth buddy, talk to God, he’s listening. As I said before, a long time back, if you ever need a duck and cover – give me a heads up and I’ll make sure there’s plenty of deep South groceries and beer when you get here.
Ft. Bragg ASA,
Old School Spook
That’s more like it! There is a lot of love going your way and will continue every day. I had toooooo many friends and family come back from Nam and were shit on. Lost several to the drink/drugs after coming home. Couldn’t cope. Just know that whatever happens, you have real Americans who support and honor you.
Amen Oregon. I knew a good many Nam vets, with one exception, they all had issues. The one exception was that rare bird that liked it too much. One of the most dangerous men I ever met. Loyal to his friends but you always knew he could kill at the drop of a hat. Hated gooks.
Shooter
Fucking scum AWFL judges have let at least 3 off that were convicted by juries. Until their homes get burned down in a mysterious fire, a stray bullet finds them, or they happen to get accidentally tangled up in a rope and strangled that bullshit will keep happening. There are enough hunters in Minnesota to throw out the state government if they wanted to.
Courthouse legal system vs ‘sidewalk justice’?
As the juice MainStreamMedia are fond of proclaiming:
* “We must be above stooping to their level!”
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Meanwhile in occupied Palestine, are Arabian babies sniped by American Tax-Payer supplied armament?
Welcome back and Happy New Year!
It’s beginning to look like Minnesnowta might be just the tip of the ice<>. Looks like similar scams are being unearthed right up the whole West Coast, with New York and possibly Maine thrown in for good measure.
Great story btw. Thank you.
Me. for sure has scams going,Lewiston area got badly invaded awhile back,really see the only way to end this nonsense is for citizens to go full feral,glad if better option but not seeing it.
Anyhow, glad things seem to be going well for all here and,Happy New Year!
As always, I’m left smiling and shaking my head at the humor/disdain exhibited in your screeds. So glad you’re back. You’ve started my New Year off right. Those third story falls are a beeaitch. Bless you man, any time you’re in Tallahassee give a holler.
Thanks for sharing the story BC.
Jeff Struecker is from my hometown of Fort Dodge, Iowa. Fat Dog or Dirty Dodge as we like to call it was mentioned in the BHD book.
I’ve never met him, but I did meet his dad at the local VFW over some beers a number of years ago. I heard Jeff was back in the area, I guess he became a preacher somewhere around here.
Glad you are back posting, I missed reading your thoughts.
TheBohunk
BCE, great post. Thank you for taking the time to share with us and I hope you and the pups enjoy a fantastic 2026 and beyond.
Glad to see you back ok!! If you ever need a place to run and hideout I have a place in west Texas you can come and stay for free where no one could find you. Just give me a heads up if needed!
Now that’s the kind of BCE story telling that keeps us coming back, and wanting more. Nice to hear that Snuffy had some heavy hitters backing him against the petty bullshit. That dude earned his shit for real, and it is disgusting that they busted him back down. Just like a fucking sorority house or something, a bunch of bitches trying to undercut someone who showed them up. Cannot agree more on the somali shitstains, if every one of them got bulldozed into a mass grave, I’d not shed a tear. Then again, I don’t want any plot of land
in this country contaminated like that. Regardless, fuck ’em all.
We were training up for a Bosnia rotation at JRTC when Black Hawk Down came out in theater. One of our E-6s was on the relief column like BC’s cook (but Circle A combat patch).
It was pretty interesting when a couple busses of uniformed soldiers pulled up to the theater and everybody bought their own tickets. I think it was the quietest crowd for any movie I ever remember seeing, the few civilians there were dead silent.
After the lights came on and we were about to go, someone asked “Is that how you remember it, Sarnt?”
“Yeah, it was quite a goatfuck and nobody knew shit, so that’s about right…”
Oof…did that elicit any response from civilians within earshot? It’d be a mindfuck to me to hear a guy who was there and lived to tell about it say something like that off the cuff.
Lmfao. In 79 changed my MOS. Went back as 11B, because of prior service went to Bennings as E4. At that time it was OUST, so I redid basic as a E4…ya all kinds of shit. WTF soldier why you have rank? you’re a E-0 private. Luckily I had excellent Drills that took care of it. Downside? A lot of CQ duty and marching the troops to PX and shit. Cause I had rank 😁
Good to see you back in action! From a broken-down old survivor of the Chair Force. Flying two airplanes in close vertical proximity is not safe, why the hell did I do that for a living?
I’m so glad you’re back!
Ditto that you have a large following that cares about you.
So glad you are home safely, and also that Sapper is lookin’ out for you as well.
And thanks for letting Art Sido know that you were OK, and passing along the message to us all.
There aren’t too many online blogs where those of us of this ilk congregate, now that Z Man (RIP) is gone, as well. And I still miss Ol’ Remus’ site…!!
There are many of us who are keeping you in our prayers!
Glad you’re back and feeling well!
And thanks for regaling us with that great story about Snuffy. Glad that all of his superiors got the snot beat outta them!
Happy 2026 to all.
Glad you are back bro.
Happy New Year, brother!
Tom762
Good news: you’re back . . .
Bad news: Hunter’s Lodge has more drill purpose Enfields for $75.00. Welcome to the new year, heh.
ARCLIGHT? And only Somalia? “I say we take off and nuke them from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure”, Somalia would be a good start.
Ah, really warms the cockles of my Heart to see that after your sabbatical you have turned over a much kinder and gentler leaf, especially regarding our skinny brethren….
HAHAHA Arc light with VX, Colonel Kurtz could not have said it better!
Merry New Year Big, Best Wishes Always.
Delta Mike
Loved the Ranger cook story. Glad you are back up and in operation.
DUUUDE! blog on !
That 1965 Hart-Celler act is the real fundamental transformation.
Mud races are color coded for a reason.
Pappy was a Ranger and I am much bigger but knew going against him would result in a hospital trip and we got along as I am him without the military honors.
Man, glad you’re back ranting like a motherfucker. Just gotta go for the throat. Fuck those savage assholes. They could be rolled up quick with the right conditions.
In the Navy, we called that “falling up a ladder”.
great story. I say fly them all twelve miles offshore and drop them in the sea.
they can swim home for all I care, or drown.
Great story about Snuffy. I knew cooks, clerks and jerks were pressed into combat, but never heard much about how they fared.
I get the pin-on rank. I kept pin ons until I was ordered to get sew on rank because I was always going up and down. Had a yankee nigger CO who hated Southerners and country guys. Long story, but he was under Congressional investigation by the time I ETS’d.
Thing about Minecraft and those skinnies, you probably don’t even have to leave your own state. Still have plenty of pajeets if you can’t find any bulbheads in Minecraft.
Glad your are ok BCE. I want to play cowboys and brown people. I think it would be a hoot.
Cowboys and Niggers? Fuck yeah. I mean look at how Cowboys v. Indians went… wouldn’t hurt my feelings in the least
Glad you’re back.