Greetings and Salutations!
>URP!<
I’m still full from brekkie w/Ranger Jay and Sapper. A very enjoyable morning, much like when Concerned American came by last week and met the ‘BCE Casa Clan of Cats and Doggos’ and then we hit IHOP for our repast. Just as we did today.
ZERO drama.
ZERO bullshit.
AHHHHHHHHH… >queue deep sign of satisfaction/relief<
I mean DC is still playing games in the background. I’ve gotten a few alerts that someone is TRYING to get into my various ‘things’ but since I went “Full Covenant” and initiated ALL the two-factor authentications, and ALL the security, everything (as of now) appears to be good.
I did call SWMNBN (She Who Must Not Be Named) to let her know that DC was still trying shit, that I had the evidence and “…don’t you realize what you idiots did (hijacking and taking the PayPal account over and emptying it) is a federal wire-fraud rap?” The usual denials came fast and furious, so I told her to step on that shit HARD or her newgran is going to be born in a Fed Lockup. She was all weepy as if I give a shit anymore.
Buh Bye Felecia.
I might just pull that trigger (metaphorically speaking) out of absolute spite at this point. The interactions with the cops has been exceptionally enlightening. They (the idiot twins) fucked up in sooooo many ways I could have the two of them bent over and fucked so hard it’s really sad.
And they keep doing to themselves.
Wirecutter and I had an email conversation today where he put it pretty succinctly: “What in the fuck is it with women and fucking their soon-to-be exes around? I’ve never met a woman that could just walk away from a marriage and call it quits. Every fucking one of them has to do as much damage as they possibly can. “
Sheesh.
No shytte man, no shytte….
All I wanted was to be loved man…
Anyways.
I got ONE bit of OUTSTANDING News Today!!!!
(I needed this BTW)
Said-news is that over the past couple of days, since all my shit got hijacked, I’ve been checking and securing ALL my Accounts. I mean ‘MAD paranoia’ are the word(s) of the week, so I’m covering my ass. Like ALL THE ACCOUNTS!
So one of them was my Amazon Associates account. That’s the one y’all have been supplementing me via MRE and gear purchases on occasion. When I went in… well
DAMMITALLTOHELL!!!
What. The. Fuck. Man?
Even THAT bank account number was NOT mine and I had never realized it!!!! I had no idea what the number was, and I know calling the ‘Zon would have been an exercise in futility, so I just fixed it as I figured AGAIN it was DC and SWMNBN doing their Wreck-It-Ralph shit again.
FIDO: Fuck It, Drive On.
Now the way the Associates Account works is that The Zon only pays out after like two months behind at the end of each month, meaning I JUST got the April/May payout (but I didn’t so to speak).
I fixed the Direct Deposit, and kind of figured any of the previously-dispersed funds, well those were a wash, but it’s cool b/c the majority MRE cash is still pending… (I sold over $70k in MREs thru those links LOL… that’s a LOT of MREs folks!!!)
And since USUALLY I have like BARELY any commissions, I never noticed the lack of $$$ coming in from it before… Like $12 here, $20 there… so little as to not rate me even noticing… Plus you have to hit like $100 before they actually pay out, so it might be months before I get a dime from the Bezosclown….
That was like 3-4 days ago.
So as today progressed, I needed to check the new BoA account to see if the water/electric bills had cleared and WOWSERS!!! Seems that account, the wrong one that HAD been getting the $$$ previously? It has been apparently holding ALL my commissions and is/was an escrow account or some such.
I guess by inputting my NEW account info, well all that cash stored and saved up since November of 2019 dropped all at once!!!
I just got ALL of my commissions!!!!
It was about $2k!!!!
I NEEDED this win!!!
Thank the Good Lord for watching out for drunks/stoners/freaks like us amiright?
Whew…
THAT is a MAJOR load off my mind.
Funnily enough I had something like this happen a few years back with my Patreon Account. I didn’t realize I had to withdraw the $$$ from it, and when I looked, there was like 4-5 years of accumulation in there. It wasn’t much, (like NO subscribers LOL) but these days?
Every. Penny. Counts.
Even though I heard they’re no longer making them?
Pennies that is…
So I’ll be emailing the Raffle Winner tonight
And if they’re cool w/it I’ll poast their handle/name.
Then I’ll ship it on out.
And I can actually afford this shit for once.
And even better?
NO female expenditures left for this month so to speak.
<Insert Dinner Break Here>
Whew…. OK just got back from a wee bit of a celebratory dinner.
We went to a new restaurant that opened a ways back. A Turkish kitchen featuring some good Turk/Arabic food. What with SWMNBN gone, I can partake in my favorite food picks like Middle eastern cuisine. She hated Haji-Chow. Sapper and myself? It’s our third? time there I think.
Now, it’s a bit pricy, but we went for the BIGGEST platter they have… ALL THE MEETZ. Like grilled meats including Lamb Adana, Lamb Shish, Chicken Shish, Beef Shish, Kofte, Chicken Adana and sliced Doner meetz. It’s supposed to serve 4-6 people. It’s cooked into a GIANT pita over a bed of rice.
It comes out looking like this:
I had to use the stock photo as Sapper and I sort of got ahead of ourselves, and by the time I took the pic, ours looked like this:
There’s also a BIG pile of pickled red onions, pickled radish and shredded lettuce. Big ole chunks of sliced whole tomatoes were in the mix as well as them chili peppers you see…
We went hog-wild on it…
The waiter said he’s never seen ANYONE destroy the platter so completely…. especially only TWO of us on what’s supposed to be a 4-6 person platter.
We wrecked that sucker.
There wasn’t much left…
We both have that ‘meat high/sweats’ you get after positively GORGING on a HUGE pile of dead animal flesh…
I ate like I had two assholes.
ANOTHER Great Day!
Sapper? I think Sapper is dead.
Or at least in a Meat-Induced Coma
I’ll check to see if he’s still breathing later.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It’s the little things in life
Peace and Quiet…
I forgot what that was.
So More Later
BCE
Good on you!! You deserve a break today (Sorry Mickey D’s). I’m getting the feeling that DC is going to screw this up completely and SWMNBN will try to come crawling back with crocodile tears. What she did to the S. P. (which I never got to read what it was – only saw the pictures after the fact) was unforgivable and hardened your heart to where reconciliation is now impossible. I’m so glad the S.P. is okay.
that is what I was getting worried about . her trying to “mend” things.
as he said, no one hurts a dog by accident. at least not where a trip to the vet is needed.
you better off without her and her “problems”
granted the in-laws might get pissed that you not there to “help them out” with whatever.
so, wrap this mess up as fast as you can and get out of there.
you can not stay there. she will come back again. trust me on this one.
being 5 states away from your EX makes for a happy time/life
Congrats! That sounds awesome.
I love Turkish food. There was this awesome little Turkish place off the runway at FOB Diamondback. They made this signature dish, Chicken Tava, that was amazing. I like that sort of wheel of bread they bake. They eat well.
Fookin’ awesome, BC, that you got to enjoy two good meals with your buds, and the extra shekels that dropped in your account is even better news. Always nice to see an unexpected windfall. Just hope that SWMNBN doesn’t try to lay claim to any of that income, since it goes well back into the time when you were married (2019).
And I think you absolutely should try to level federal wire fraud charges over the PayPal dog fund thing (if possible, my knowledge of the law in that area is non-existent), because that’s some serious bullshit, and you know she won’t be pulling any punches as the “big D” (not to be conflated with my screen name) proceeds apace. And if you can implicate DC in that shitfuckery too, and lower the boom on her ass as well, hey, why not? Go for the jugular, I say. I’m kind of expecting they will attempt no less against you, as per wirecutter’s most astute observations regarding womanly conduct.
Don’t know if it would help to have any who donated make an official statement or not (or even to attempt to file a criminal complaint), but I know JimmyPX offered to do just that way back on the post where you initially disclosed what all was shaking loose. If it helps build a case, by all means take him up on the offer. Twist that shiv and drive home the point that you aren’t fucking around.
There’s also the matter of what was done to the sausage princess. Reading between the lines, I think there may be some real trouble to be made there as well, for the ex to be. Again, anything you can use to go on the offensive should be fully exploited, IMHO.
At any rate, it sounds like things are already looking up for you, and if you can just get a set of wheels procured, you’ll be in a fairly decent spot for the time being.
Someone else mentioned a thread or two back now that you might wait on improving your employment/income situation. I kind of concur, as doing that now may increase the amount of settlement you have to pay out. Moreover, if you think you are going to blow out of your present AO, It’d be a little short sighted to take a new, much better gig there, if you have designs on moving to another state (or even some distance away in Floriduh).
Keep on keepin’ on.
That dinner looks awesome, good for you !
I sincerely hope that you get back the money she stole from the doggo fund.
The thought that she and DC got their grubby hands on that really pisses me off.
Regarding dropping the hammer on her ass, would she have mercy for YOU ?
Didn’t she send the cops to your casa over some BS ?
FUCK HER !!
If you don’t drop the hammer, use that shit so that she’ll sign a simple dissolution and don’t go through the full court shit with lawyers and such. If she refuses, show her the same mercy she showed you and your pup.
Also I know you probably know this but just in case lock your credit down. For a monthly fee you can have it when your credit is locked tight as shit and then you can login and open it if you need to apply for something or a new employer needs to do a credit check.
The 3 main credit bureaus:
https://signin.my.equifax.com
https://usa.experian.com/login
https://www.transunion.com/
My adopted daughter and one of her ex losers tried to get a credit card on my credit years ago and I’ve locked that shit down since.
Everyone’s long winded, yet correct.
Simplified, don’t take her back no matter what.
Heh. Guilty as charged on the long winded thing. Hoho is dead on right with that advice. Please remember that, so you don’t get suckered into an even bigger shitshow.
Never, ever, ever go back.
Oh, and if you need a ride to go pick up that car that was offered to you, I’m retired. I have time.
I’m happy to see the woim turnin’ for you Big! Those pics made my mouth water, an good meal that’s well deserved…HUZZAH!!
Good to see that someone being buttfucked by life is finally getting a break. You deserve a massive breather.
Maybe that means that my break is “in the mail”.
And like has been said several times…rip that rear view mirror of life right the fuck off.
Fool me once, shame on you. Try to fool me twice, get your wig split.
BCE… maaan I’m so happy for you brother.. peace is a really, really good thing.
Glad you found it. Now KEEP IT!
Finding forgotten/lost money always lifts spirits. If you think contacting PayPal would help, I’ll politely ask them what the fuck happened to the donation I sent. Is there a new one set up yet? Seems like things are on an upswing. Hopefully it stays that way for y’all.
Holy Carp, dude, that meal looks/looked awesome. I have sympathy pains just looking at it.
Never understood people who didn’t gorge on meat when given half the chance. I mean, yeah, pasta’s okay, some veggies are good, some sides are great, but, seriously, the meats is where it’s at, so to speak.
Good news on Bezos-Bux. Money is money. Anyone who says it can’t buy happiness is a frigging leftist. Money can buy happiness. Ammo and guns makes me happy, therefore money to buy ammo and guns makes it able for me to buy happiness. Same with meat-coma foods. Money, can’t eat money, but can buy meat-coma foods and meat-coma foods make me very happy. I love cooking a turkey breast and just munching on it all day long. Same with a good 8lb pork shoulder, cooked one for Independence Day, in the slow cooker with bbq sauce and brown sugar, for 14 hours. Meat falling apart, picked on that one for two days before finally freezing 4 meals worth for future happiness.
Where was I? Oh, yeah, money for good food. Glad you have it.
hi. here the thing of it. given what she has done already and what DC and her have done to your money
I drop every damn hammer you have on them. trying to have you “swatted”, no. that is a step too
damn far and you know it. and that happen AFTER hurting Stella ?
fuck her. she made the rules. make her live them. fuck trying to playing “fair”, did she with you ?
my EX stole my money and shit, but she never tried to hurt my dog. or me.
she knew better.
and I had a great lawyer thanks to a friend who sent me to him. hell, he even gave me the money to file
it. as I had less than 10 bucks to my name at the time.
holy shit. how could you eat that pile of slop?
not only does it look like a case of the squirting shits, it’s more than i would eat in a week..
dude.
didn’t intend to be so rude my brother but damn, right there is your stomach problems bro…
You will live in peace, she will not. She fucked up. No job, money, skills, or prospects and, I assume, is living with her folks and DC. She deserves misery, not mercy.
Well, it appears the recovery process is well under way but still a bit sad the way things go south “suddenly”.
Keep the keel in the water, tiller steady and steer away from shoals, always good advice from my old (RIP) sailing mentor in Scotland.
Don’t be Larry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twBwZz1GXKM
Love Turkish, Lebanese, and Iranian food. Spent our honeymoon in Turkey, buying rugs and other things and eating lots of meat. Made a 4.76lb slow-roasted rump roast for dinner the other night for just the two of us (coated with olive oil, tons of garlic, various spices including some aleppo pepper bought a while back per your recommendation) . Hubby finished off the leftovers in two days – yeah, another big meat eater. Enjoy the peace and company of your friends but might be a good idea to slow the eating down a bit.
As a woman (who despises most women), let me echo everyone else’s advice. Harden your heart and don’t take her back. Women are mean and manipulative. My husband’s ex (high-school sweetheart) was still contacting him and asking for $ when he told her he had remarried and went incommunicado. Heard from high school friends she was still asking about him years later.
Sorry, but no T and A are worth the years’ of drama and demands you documented here. And – a hint – any woman who is going to send you T and A pics when you first start dating is not someone you want to take to wife.