Dooney, Donkey Chompers, Diogenes and Possibly Taking a Frog to The Range

Greetings and Salutations!
Been a -relatively- quiet Sunday in many respects. The Dooney is doing well, and making up for the lost chow time for the past two to three days. His toofuses were bothering him quite a bit, and it put him off his grub.

So it seems he’s making up for lost time today with a bottle/snacks/teether cookies almost every three hours.

The kid can, when he sets his mind to it, suck down the groceries with no regard to my wallet I swear… If y’all see any sales on a horizontal deep freeze, let me know in the comments.

Buying 1/2 a cow is looking like it’s going from “possible” to “probable” here, what with beef being expected to shoot through the roof in the next 6 months from it’s ALREADY retarded fucking high prices… Better to buy now and be happy than to be looking later down the road at extortion level pricing…

Now… other news
Alexandria Ocasional-Cortex, AKA Big Tiddies/Empty Head came out and recently re-broadcast that she has Sephardic Jewish roots,

tracing back to Spain during the Inquisition

when her fam became “Conversos” rather than experience the unpleasantness of Torquemada and the boys…

Love that bit BTW…
So can anyone say “Pandering 101”?
Yep.
I mean for real:

Add on the “Freezing Eggs” at 36 (Empty Egg Carton much there Sandy?) It’s my call that she’s going to be the DemoncRat Nom for 2028.

And her campaign will have ALL THE CHECKMARKS
Female
Single Mother (by then)
Hispanic Descent
Jewish Roots
and she’s Relatively Hawt Looking with Big Milkers…

The last one is worth at least 15 polling points considering just how cucked and fucked the majority of men are out there these days… the Gooner Voat alone is going to push her over the line.

Tell me I’m wrong.

TBH I’m not worried… My call is she inherits a completely fucked up economy, and despite “The Plan” that the “Elites” think the way a LOT of things are going to break, their fever dreams of Complete Control is not going to go the way they think….

We’re too heavily armed, and a LOT of us are just waiting for the time when the cops decide it’s in their own best interest to NOT investigate that big ole heap o’dead “Urban Yoofs” in someone’s yard or why said Yoof’s heads are mounted on fencepoasts around the neighborhood….

Believe me… THAT is how the sloooooow decline is going to happen… Cops are, despite all descriptions after the fact, are Hoomon (fwiw) and they’re going to eventually come to the realization that arresting/charging/attempting to investigate certain ‘crimes’ are going to have a negative impact on themselves AND their families…

Leastways the smart fuzz will come to that conclusion…

And then, let’s see…..hmmmmmn…..

Ah… My man Dio from “Dio’s Workshop” has a new book out on the Zon: “Flying on the Wings of Change“
Said book blurb:

“What happens when a wounded veteran, a computer genius, and a handful of fiercely independent misfits decide that the best way to change the world is to stop waiting for someone else to do it?

G has spent years flying from a wheelchair, learning to make the sky obey him even when his body won’t. T is a computer wizard with a mysterious past, an enormous extended family, and a talent for turning impossible ideas into working machines.

Together, they build things that shouldn’t exist.

Aircraft that push the limits of what remote flight can do. Technology born in garages and workshops instead of corporate boardrooms. And a community of people who have decided that family isn’t necessarily something you’re born into.

But building extraordinary machines attracts attention.

Soon G, T, and their growing family find themselves caught between government agencies, competing agendas, and people who would very much like to know exactly what they’re capable of. What began as tinkering and experimentation is becoming something far more consequential.

Because when you build something powerful enough to change the rules, eventually somebody comes looking for the keys.” 

Give it a look-see.

Dio has his shit together regarding writing in ways I haven’t. I’m like 10 years behind on writing my book/screenplay “Contractors” about my time(s) overseas. The reason I say screenplay, is that a LOT of the shit I went through would make a very “M.A.S.H.”-like movie…

I could see John Cena playing me…
Granted he’s a little short but what the Hell right?

Lastly.
Not sure if you all know this guy on twitter, Eros Brousson.

He’s a French Comedian who moved to Austin Texas, and has made quite the impression. One of his bits for example:

BLACK RIFLE COFFEE… INTERESTING …. pic.twitter.com/KGWNa2oNQ6

— Éros Brousson (@erosbrousson) July 24, 2026

And the one where -I- found him that almost killed me from laughing… his take on Buc-ee’s:

Buc-ee’s……….. WHAT A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE MY CROISSANTS . 🥐 THIS IS NOT AN AD . pic.twitter.com/4EzUPQRymq

— Éros Brousson (@erosbrousson) December 30, 2025

Now, granted normally due to my overseas experience, I’d say to Hell with this Frog. Generally my disdain for all things French preclude me from wanting to have anything to do with a Frog… However, his honesty, and his Euro-Outlook from the French Perspective of the Culture here in the US is awesome.

The guy literally makes me laugh my ass off every single time I see his latest.

Annnnnnnnd of course, the guy in the back has a question:
“So… what does this guy have to do with anything Big Country?”
Well
Let me tell you… he’s launching a charity-driven tour of the US. He announced it today:

COMMENT, LIKE, REPOST THIS VIDEO . LET’S VISIT THE 50 STATES ALL TOGETHER AND RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITY 🇺🇸🤍 I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF A COMMUNITY pic.twitter.com/BMkeuSFeCM

— Éros Brousson (@erosbrousson) August 16, 2026

A very noble cause, and so, I had to make an offer (you can see it in the thread if you click on the link) For those of you who can’t:

So I’d LMAO if he actually makes it here, and if he does?

Oh Hell yeah…

I’ll get him out on the range…
I’ll even make sure he doesn’t get shot…
A great collaboration with a Frenchman and someone who isn’t German amiright? <drum riff>

So… that’s about it for tonight.
Got me a pile of yardwork to do tomorrow that I’m WAY behind on, so wish me luck.

More Later
Big Country