Go Go Go Go, Shawty It’s Your Birthday, We Gonna Party Like It’s Your Birthday!

Greetings and Salutations!
….and you know we don give a fuck it’s not my birthday!

Yes
In Da Club Yo!!!!
Fo’ sho’
LITERALLY it’s been since Iraq when I last went to a club… which was actually a MWRO Tent with dancing and lights and such whatnot…. Now as far as my outfit?

‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man!!!

My Hawaiian shirt is a 1944 Marine Frogskin Camouflage:

Amazing how many Marine Vets have come up and asked either where I got it, or how cool it is…

Had a good night last night.
As you can see…
LOTS of dancing and carousing.
Had a bump and grind w/a couple of 20 something hawties…
LOVE dancing… don’t get a chance to do it too often
And yeah, I’m a damned good dancer from what females have told me… anywho…

One of which I noticed when one of them (a tall blonde) was jumping up and down, and her tube-dress, well….
Her boobies done fell out, or I should say, her dress slipped down, unleashing the bewbage…

VERY Nice Hooties mind you…|

Me being me, I started cracking on her, and joking and whatnot… BTW: Note to y’all… If you can get a chick to laugh and keep her laughing? Yeah, it’s a great start.
We’ll see where that goes.
Her fren, a TALL Brunette seems very innerested!
Me? I just enjoyed the dancing and the fun of it all.
Truthfully, I’m not interested in anything myself

My God, it’s official
I’m old.
Get the fuck off my lawn.

So no partying right now… for tonight is a scheduled ‘quiet night’, as I’m a wee bit sunburned (again) from my post-breakfast hot-tub soak (ahhhhh my back needed that!) and post-soak pool time so I’m wiped…

And burned AF on my face and shoulders and back….

So in the AM, we hit Progreso, which is where the Mayans were running the show so to speak back in the day, and the ruins of Chichen Itza and ‘other’ historically significant ‘things’ are located. I’m not sure if I can hit those however as the cost of the excursion(s) there are retardedly expensive, so I just might settle on hitting the town, and then heading back to be chillin’ on the Boat whilst evvabody is oot and aboot so to speak…

Unlike the Margaritaville Paradise (the last cruise out of Palm Beach) the Tampa based Margaritaville Islander requires cash up front (which I did not know) for a LOT of shit, and I thought the tab would be settled at the end like it was w/the Paradise. On the Paradise, I could run a tab, whereas this place? Not so mucho. A wee bit pain that Aye? Soooo, it is what it is… the more you know amiright?

I do know I’m ‘reloading’ the Isopropyl and the Pharmacia is on the list of ‘must do/have’ to handle while in Mex-hee-co. As well as some Aloe ’cause I’m a wee bit torqued.

And going back to Ye Olde Boat? An empty Boat = No full pools and whatnot so a bit of quiet.

Cozumel? Now there I’ll be able to do something as payday hits on Thursday night so the account gets a ‘refill’ so THERE I’ll have some ‘stuff’ to show from there.

So More Later
Big Country

16 thoughts on “Go Go Go Go, Shawty It’s Your Birthday, We Gonna Party Like It’s Your Birthday!”

  1. Have that pattern on a helmet from a WW2 vet. Army doctor in the Pacific. Thank-you Dr. Joe, I gave it all a good home.

  2. Damn. I woke up at 05:20 when the power went back on due to the winter storm that brought a fresh 8″s of snow, howling 35 mph winds, and as of right now 5 degrees above zero temps… My wood stove was still glowing and the great room was a balmy 67. That said, instead of a cruise, I spent my $ on a portable propane fired tankless hot water heater, a couple of music CD’s, an extra pair of New Balance orthopedic walking shoes, stabilizer jacks for a new ATV trailer, and a vintage electric Barber Pole to go my vintage barber chair.. Everyone has their own at-home barber shop right?
    When I finish my coffee I’m a gonna suit up and go plow.

    Have a great time my brother.

    1. The stuff you’re digging out of is heading our way – we get it Friday…

      Big, glad to hear you’re having fun.
      Again

      Yah, the tours are a bit expensive but, you’re a tourist dammit. Might not be back for a while and I’m pretty sure you’d get a few solid pictures to share

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  4. I liked cruising, just not the sometimes stifling regulation/security looking over your shoulder at all times. I hit the beach once and upon return to the ship they detected something metal in my pack. It was a tiny tool set… flat head, phillips, etc. in a plastic case about the size of a Zippo. I was pulled to the side and the pack searched. Even when I showed them it wasn’t a WMD, I was told not to carry it again. Another time I shaved off my beard during the cruise to get some sun on my face. So the next time I cam onboard my freshly shaved face didn’t match the security photo they had. You would have thought I had kicked a fire ant nest! Fuck’em!

  5. Of course of course our Intrepid Reporter BCE didn’t ask the hot brunette or blonde back to his cabin to “see his etchings”.
    No sir, he went back to the cabin early and read his bible, such a good boy. 😉

    So glad that you are having a good time.

  6. It is good for you to do this once in a while, the times being what they are……..Looks like you still have enough common sense to at least know when to ease up on the accelerator, which also shows you still have the will to live. You are the kind of Joe most men want for a buddy, living life to it’s fullest, damn the torpedoes, n’ all that there. I once myself was chided and cautioned about a rather roustabout lifestyle, in my youth. My reply then, as it is now, is that I’ll settle down when I get that one man bungalow with silver handles over in Pine Lawn.

  9. I got a question BCE, I keep seeing dumbfucks post about illegal killings regarding these damn boats. If someone is trying to kill someone the rules have gone out the window, what the fuck do people not understand about that. If i am going at someone with the intent to kill them i dont give the slightest fuck what they think the rules are, those are gone, dead, no fucks given, how can anyone actually be dumb enough to see it any other way? I ask because you have been in that situation more than me, and you are older than me, and i look up to you, but i cant even see it the other way for a fraction of a second. The minute its to the point of actually trying to kill someone all rules are gone, period, if it takes two tries you better damn believe im coming twice, and if five waves unfriendlys show up for support why the fuck wouldnt you take them ALL out. Why are so many people such stupid fucking CUCKS, i needs someone to explain it to me because it makes my fucking head hurt, this is why we are in this problem because so many FUCKING BOOMER CUCKS were worried about made up bullshit, i dont understand how otherwise intelligent people can be such worthless fucking light skinned niggers. I ask here because i think you might understand what i mean and have some insight

    1. Hi Joe,

      BCE is on a cruise in the Caribbean with a tall brunette and can’t come to the Internet right now. 😉

      I’ll answer though is the problem is all of these people complaining have NEVER heard a shot in anger and think combat and fighting should be by the Marquess of Queensberry Rules.

      The issue is that by the Geneva Convention, if you sink a vessel you are supposed to capture the survivors and give them aid and take them prisoner. On land double tapping wounded is also heavily prohibited. (Of course shooting a 50 cal at infantry is also a big NONO as is using napalm, willie pete and depleted uranium ammo but yeah we pay attention to that as well).

      It’s the whole “reality vs imaginary rules” debate.

      1. Yeah, i know he is busy i dont expect a quick reply or even anything at all, was just curious his take. And Yeah, i know its against some law somewhere that no one tends to enforce, just saying if im trying to kill someone or someone is trying to kill me in my mind thats about as bad as it gets, the rules are gone, i read too much bs today ignore my grumblings

  10. My son-in-law is on a Caribbean cruise as well. But, he didn’t have to pay anything for it.

    I want one of those shirts, but in Rhodesian brush stroke camo.

  11. Super jealous, it’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey up here. Weather gadget on the counter says 8.

    What ever happened to your tip jar link? It’s the holidays and all…

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