A NonPolitical Pupper Update Poast For Some Smiles

Greetings!
Appreciate all the info and feedback from last night. Tonight is going to be -sparse- as I had a hell of a day. Started at 0400 with the Red Hot Chili Pupper waking up unusually early. Lots of whining, crying and beating her kennel door.

Turns out the poor thing has the shits.

My fault I think… during her house-training, I’ve been rewarding her after we get the ‘mission done’ and last night I done gave her something she didn’t have before, one of them “Beggin’ Strip” fake-bacon treats. The Sausage Princess is alllll about those, and has no issues. Methinks the puppyguts are a wee bit too sensitive for that particular treat. So, from 0400, 0700 and on, and on and on… wash, rinse, repeat of taking Chili out to ’empty her’ so to speak. No worries about dehydration, as she’s been torqueing the agua down…

Nope, just her feeling crappy, and since -I- didn’t crash until 0200, I’m operating on about 4 hours of rack time. She is however growing like a lil weed:

That’s the FIL, Gretchen’s Da with the pupper.
He unfortunately lost his pooch, Guido about a year, maybe two ago. Guido was a really awesome GIANT Golden Labrador.

So b/c Gui took the Rainbow Bridge route, Dad’s been lonely as the dog was his BFF. Every time we go, IF we can wrangle it, we usually bring Stella up to visit, which makes their day.

Mom and Dad might have been an option a few years back to take in Chili when Cowboy turned her down…unfortunately, as y’all have heard, they can barely take care of themselves, so we do the visitations with either Stell or now Chili. As far as the defaulting to us thing… I mean that was the last thing I expected, but hey we got her now….

Not that I’m bitching.

I mean how the fuck am I supposed to turn that lil face down?

She is though, as I said growing like a weed. This’s her playing with “Auntie Box Wine Stella” as I jokingly call her now:

Stella’s been great BUT she is almost 7 years old, which is middle aged, and she does get ‘grumpy’ at the Pupper-Shenanigans. She holds her own though, and let’s the pup know when she’s out of line. That usually takes care of it.

The cats on the other hand purely hate her. And for now, she’s terrified of them. Despite my admonishments, and liberal use of a super-soaker, the cats literally lie in wait to bushwhack Chili if I leave the room… They’re not doing any real harm but just establishing “who’s Boss” by swatting her and hissing at her. I can’t pre-emptively “soak ’em down” as they are being cats… which means they’re being assholes… eh… ’tis what it ’tis… They’ll learn soon enough when she out masses them by 40 pounds…

I’ve had to increase her food intake too.
AND adjust her collar three times in the past couple of days… like 7 days, and that being adding a 1/4 inch here and there… I think she’s in a growth spurt. She’s a natural on lead too. Follows the commands naturally and knows exactly what the mission is when we head out the door. All in all, she’s a great doggie, and I really dig her.

So, no politics or racerage tonight… all the usual suspects are still at their games, and nothing there is ever going to change… well… ONE point of order: I’m thinking they might have to dump Walz… TamponTimmy’s stolen valor was called out today by fucking CNN of all places. To paraphrase Johnson from back in the day:

“When you’ve lost CNN, you’ve lost Middle America”

Aas well as every. single. vet. in. the. country. Even diehard retard Perma-Blue Boomer Nam vets can’t let this slide. Task and Purpose, that shytte-rag tried to call it “the swiftboating of TamponTimmy” but it’s not working.

He’s a POS Blue Falcon cowardly motherfucker who abandoned his troops right before a hot deployment to Iraq.

Fuck that guy.

So… Hope you enjoyed the doggo update.
More Later
Big Country

33 thoughts on “A NonPolitical Pupper Update Poast For Some Smiles”

  1. 4 dogs (not small) and 3 cats. Got you beat. What can I say, I’ve got an old lady and two kids that love animals. Not that I don’t, I just know that we don’t have them long.

    If you decide to make a future post on tampon Timmy I would absolutely LOVE to expound on that fucker. You might say he and I went opposite directions when it came to deployment. It’s too late and I’m too tired.

  2. Sounds like the DNC didn’t vet Tampon Timmy that well because this would have all come out.

    They thought “great, hard left governor from flyover country and a veteran… woohoo he’ll appeal to vets and independents and his military record is way better than Vance who served in PR in the Marines”.

    Meanwhile they DIDN’T pick Shapiro from Pennsylvania because he wears a small hat and the TRUE antisemites are Democrats with Palistinian flags in their closets.

    I know .. I know about “the tribe” but it still shows what hypocrites the Dems are meanwhile all of the big money from the tribe are shoveling money at Dems who hate them…. real smart as always.

    1. No the Dems thought no one would pay attention like all the media does in Minnesota. Even today the Star Tribune (MN Democratic party mouth piece) is pushing the line Timmeh’s stolen valour is something the evil JD Vance made up.

  3. Even diehard retard Perma-Blue Boomer Nam vets………….

    Excuse me?

    Maybe phrase it, Even THOSE diehard retard Perma-Blue Boomer Nam vets so it doesn’t sound like you are labeling everyone.
    I doubt that very many of “The M-14 was the only woodstock that I knew” guys are perma-blues. Those that are left anyway.
    I know you didn’t mean anything by the comment. And it is nice that you sandbox guys were welcomed home after your war and called heroes and shit like that but cut the old guys a little slack bro.

    1. My Bad Bro… there’s Boomers, then there’s BOOMERS
      No shade intended.
      And yeah, y’all got the stick, shit-end type one each coming home.
      Believe me I dig it. In MY case though I never got the ‘thank you’ thing… Nope… I was an eeee-vil Contractor hated on both ends… the DotMil guys didn’t like we were exempt from most of the rules and got paid mad bank, and the Code Pink Fucks constantly tried to doxx us and harass our fams. The Ex got several phone calls telling her I was dead/captured from those fuckers… it took a while for her to realize it was bullshit but wore on her…

      1. I won’t dispute the “there’s Boomers, then there’s BOOMERS” comment.
        Shit. We hate them too.

      2. BCE, weren’t you in the Army at the end of Desert Storm ? At least those guys got a nice welcome home.
        It is absolutely horrific how vietnam vets were treated when they came home. It’s a national disgrace and I hope the hippy bastards that spit on them and mistreated them are either dead or suffering in a nursing home today for what they did.

        Some examples of “True Blue Boomer Nam Vets” are assholes who came home, turned their backs on their buddies back there, let their hair grow long, became hippies and supported far left causes.
        Ketsup John Kerry is a perfect example of one of these assholes.

      3. Billy, we’re going to forgive because that’s what brothers do. And the amount of shit we got during and after Vietnam makes us laugh at the “slights” sent our way nowadays… that said, we all need to get our shit in one sock, and get ready – because “I think we’re about to get in a pretty big gunfight”.
        As for the rest, never met a “blue Nam vet”. Rare like unicorns, I think.
        p.s. we can still shoot

    2. Thank you. I still remember coming home on leave in 1970 and walking through the Terminal at LAX. Being cursed and spat at by these long-haired maggots and their skanky women was an unpleasant situation which I remember to this day. They later cleaned themselves up, went to law school and found employment within the Clinton administration.
      When some well-meaning but clueless person thanks me for my service, I explain how a male adult had four choices: enlistment, get drafted, run away to Canada, or go to prison. Amerika was another country in 1969. I enlisted because at the time I had drank several glasses of the “kill a commie for mommy” Kool-Aid. I was fortunate because timing and Nixon’s politics kept me from going overseas. I still miss my M-14. Bleib ubrig.

  4. Y’know I stopped admitting to being a vet on job applications years ago. I had found out that employers got tax write offs if they hired Vietnam era vets.
    They didn’t do that for the WW2 guys, or the Korea vets.
    Like we’re fucking cripples or something.

    1. I was in Bosnia and I sure didn’t get any extra credit for my war time like Nam vets. Even the Nam vets didn’t get any credit, the rich bastards that hired them got more corporate welfare. I too, stopped admitting I was in the service, nobodies business and got tired of the weak ass platitudes thanking me for my service. Fuck you civilians for thanking me, join the service and hump your ass and embrace the suck that we had to do then you can have the cred to thank me for my service. You watched your parents spit on and call our Nam vets baby killers.

      2. I don’t at much about it anymore either.
        It was so long ago; feels like another life, and not terribly pertinent to much anymore.

  5. Pumpkin for the pup. The zon has a pumpkin/cranberry powder mix food additive that you can do as an every day supplement or as needed. Probably cheaper there than a local store, or online pet supply website. Helped mine.

  6. The poor pup is probly sick from eating one of your shoes, BC! Better gather up the old lady’s shoes and put them somewhere safe.

    It’s funny… my little Niglet used to chew on my Crocs and they were full of holes… but now it seems like the thousands of tiny punctures and rips have healed and they regenerated themselves. I am beginning to suspect they may be living organisms…

    1. They are probably adding in the “cheat” factor. The more Cameltoe the Cocksucker and Timmy da Twat are failing, the harder the Dems have to cheat

  8. Cute pup. Ahhh, I remember the days of discovering what treats cause the squirts. Pretty much the only non-natural treats my two get are milk bones and the occasional greenie. I have to balance the toof care so they don’t turn into soft-serve machines.

    For the squirts though, put 1/2 tsp of diatomaceous earf (food grade) in with her food. Got that from a lady what fosters dogs. If it doesn’t work, it’s vet time.

    BTW – heard a funny nickname for Walz today -= A-Walz.

  9. Have a yellow lab 70lbs took in as a rescue back in March. He was emaciated when I got him. He’s still afraid of people but sooo much better. For some crazy reason he latched on to me immediately. The people that brought to me (niece found him on FB) were astounded at that time. I thought maybe they were trying to sell me “oh this guy really likes you.”

    No matter, took him in and we’re best buds now. He’s absolutely gorgeous. Top notch athlete, can’t keep him out of the pool. Would be one helluva a bird dog but I am weak link in that chain.

  10. I believe they knew exactly what the tim-pon brings to the party, skeletons wise. Its part of the humiliation ritual. “The worse the better”-a communist tradition since 1917.

  11. On the pupper:give 1 to 2 tablespoons of pumpkin PUREE-NOT PIE MIX!! It is cheap, works very well, and dogs love it. Pumpkin will soothe, normalize, and heal her gut. For treats, try “Charlee Bear”
    treats. Only 3 calories a snack, you can get 6 8oz bags for $40 on the ‘Zon. Won’t upset her stomach or the Sausage Princess. If the runs turns into full blown liquid, try “Vets Preferred Advanced Anti Diarrhea”-also available thru ‘Zon. If in 12 hours, you can’t get the river stopped up, then it is Vet Time. Ask me how I have this vast wealth of knowledge……😎
    I did respect the guy from Turkey;no fanfare, no posing, no tight faggoty clothes. Just dress simply and start shooting.

    2. Bring their asses on. A few UK asslicks with spikes up their asses adorning my front yard will be warning enough for the next euro-fag that tries.
      They’ll have to take a nice little stroll through some swamps if they want to find where rounds are coming from.

    3. Charges, Commissioner Rowley?

      ‘I can add some more, if you’d like it,’ said Sam Gamgee. ‘Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools.’

    4. Big talk for a “sir” with chicken shiite on his shoulders.
      Then again he supports them, shiites that is.

  14. “… the cats literally lie in wait to bushwhack …”

    Expected nothing less than a Meowist insurgency on your doorstep.

    I’ll leave them a copy of Sun Pin’s “Military Methods” to peruse.

    Oh, but they won’t be able to read it?

    Don’t worry, it’s been translated into Cattonese.

    Cats are natural military planners.

    Just ask cats who their favourite military mastermind is …

    Clawswitz. 🙂

    1. Oh man… you know you’re going to smoke a turd in Hell for those puns right?
      Jeebus is watching…
      Told me to relay that message
      😉

  15. Bwahaha.

    [turns around and shows off the back of the TEAM CAT jacket]

    You know how there are people who have smøl dogs come up to them to say hello?

    That’s me and cats.

    They’ve got my back, they already took out one Texas Border Jumper armordil*o that tearassed around the area here and I didn’t even ask.

    Maybe this year we don’t have to put down 50 pounds of fajita seasoning to keep armordil*os off the front of the house.

    So I support your local Meowist insurgency. 🙂

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