{"id":9953,"date":"2026-09-07T02:54:57","date_gmt":"2026-09-07T02:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/?p=9953"},"modified":"2026-09-07T02:54:58","modified_gmt":"2026-09-07T02:54:58","slug":"lots-of-breakdowns-the-dooney-is-great-and-the-goolag-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/07\/lots-of-breakdowns-the-dooney-is-great-and-the-goolag-strikes-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Lots of Breakdowns, The Dooney is Great and The Goolag Strikes Again"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Greetings and Salutations!<br>Whelp, call it the end of the week &#8220;mind dump&#8221;&#8230;  LOTS of &#8216;stuff and moving parts, as well as minor annoying issues&#8230;  Like Friday the Boat&#8217;s alternator took a shit on I-275 on the way into work&#8230;  <br><br>One minute I&#8217;m tooling along, 45 minutes ahead of schedule at 80mph, and the next?  <br>Nada.<br>El Zilcho.<br>Truck&#8217;s dead mang.  <br>No power, no restart, just the dreaded &#8216;clickclickclick&#8217; of a started without enough juice to turn over.  Thankfully I was able to coast off the highway and ended up in a random parking lot.  I&#8217;m also thankful I&#8217;m prepared for such eventualities&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG20260906192314-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9954\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG20260906192314-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG20260906192314-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG20260906192314-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG20260906192314-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG20260906192314-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG20260906192314-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I have one of those emergency car jumpers&#8230; the ONLY issue I had with it, and it&#8217;s my own fault was it was only at 75% of charge as I forgot the Florida Heat reeeeally does a number on a battery holding its charge in the glove box.<br><br>Now since the battery on the Boat is like <strong>brand new<\/strong> I was able to jump it, and GTFO of a bad neighborhood and into a bit more of a civilized part of Downtown. Not that I was overly happy about the whole situation, and even moving into the Business District, there was still a Feral Nog circling me whilst I waited on Triple A to get there to get the Boat and myself back to the house.<br><br>I also had my Bond Derringer that I call my &#8220;John Wilkes Booth&#8221; .357 two shot that has the same rounds that DC used to ventilate her casaba&#8230; a &#8216;one-shot-drop&#8217; round if you will&#8230; 158gn Hornady XTP hollow points&#8230; 10\/10, highly recommend&#8230; if said Nog wanted to get jiggy w\/it, I&#8217;d happily apply one of them bad boys point blank&#8230;<br>Anyways<br><br>Even w\/AAA it was $140 that I didn&#8217;t really have.<br>Thankfully Sapper came through in the crunch.<br><br>So the Boat is in the driveway.  The alternator is $120 to replace which is well within my grasp come first payday, <strong>however:<\/strong>  To change it out is a stone cold bitch.<br>Remove the throttle body &#8216;stuff&#8217; (intakes and the like)<br>Remove the fan shroud<br>Remove the fan and fan clutch<br>Remove and replace the radiator hoses\/fluid&#8230; as the hose needs to be removed, and since it&#8217;ll drain the radiator?<br><br>I&#8217;m debating on &#8216;eating&#8217; the cost of this repair.<br><br>I mean $600 to get it done in an afternoon, OR<br>Spend a week of weekends doing each lil bit as I go, with me HOPING to fuck all that I get it right without fucking up&#8230;<br><br>As because RIGHT as this shit went sideways&#8230;<br><br>The washing machine shit the bed as well&#8230;<br>No spinny.<br>Seems the splunge clutch shit the bed (I think)<br><br>So we ordered a overnight full replacement kit.<br><br>Guess what I spent ALL of Saturday doing?<br>Washing machine tear-down, replace all parts and rebuild.<br><br>This&#8217;s getting old AF IMO.<br><br>So&#8230; once done?<br><br>Well&#8230; lets just say I was NOT happy when the NEW belt and pulley chewed themselves apart.  The burned rubber stench totally sucked, and the issue was that the replacement pully did <strong>not<\/strong> have &#8216;grooves&#8217; on it to keep the belt in place&#8230;<br><br>So, Saturday night?<br>Spent it lurking on Fecesbook marketplace.<br>Found a local top-load washer, with some rust issues, but <strong>supposedly<\/strong> without any other issues.  $100.<br><br>Which dropped to $50 while I was looking at it.<br><br>O&#8230;.K&#8230;<br><br>You <strong>know<\/strong> there&#8217;s going to be issues.<br><br>HOWEVER<br>Nothing I couldn&#8217;t overcome.<br>It was sold to me by a Jeet going for Izzat.<br>Ho Ho<br>I win Jeets.<br>Seems that when they went to drain it, they dropped it and the hot water inlet valve water line screw in got mashed a bit.  Mashed enough to leak.<br><br>So&#8230; I ended up taking my dremel, and cutting 1\/8 of an inch OFF the inlet valves intake, sanding it, and after adding ANOTHER rubber gasket, the leak?<br><br>Not so much.<br><br>For $50 if it lasts even a month, it&#8217;s paid for itself.<br>Again, I win Jeets!!!<br>We&#8217;ve been running it nonstop since it started running as we&#8217;d ALL behind the power curve re: Dirty Laundry.<br><br>Better than trying to buy a new one&#8230; I saw a washer at Home Depot that <strong>literally<\/strong> cost as much as I paid for my first car&#8230;<br><br>$3k+ after taxes&#8230;<br>Sheesh&#8230;<br><br>So otherwise,<br>Things are OK.<br>The Dooney is in <strong>another<\/strong> growth spurt as he&#8217;s eating like no tomorrow, and achy and sore.  He&#8217;s doing well, but you know how it can be&#8230;<br><br>Which leads me into an <em><strong>interesting observation<\/strong><\/em><br><br>The Goolag <strong>used to have advertisements here.<\/strong><br>I used to get threats about my &#8216;content&#8217; ont he regular.<br>Racist<br>Antisemetic<br>Hatefull<br>Misogynist<br>All the usual suspects and call outs&#8230;.<br><br>It never seemed to matter however.<br>I still collected my $120-$300 a month in ad revenue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-x-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>UNTIL<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Well until I &#8216;inherited&#8217; The Dooney<br>And started talking about raising a good, intelligent, superior white baby, and insuring that they\/he have a place in the future and that we need to guard them, The Dooney <strong>in particular.<\/strong><br><br><strong>ALL OF A SUDDEN<\/strong><br><br>I&#8217;m nuked<br>To the point they remotely yoinked my ad-code and desktop controls&#8230;<br>It&#8217;s inaccessible.<br>And I&#8217;m out that $100+ a month in ad revenue.<br>$200-$300 a month on a <strong>good month<\/strong><br><br>Not that I&#8217;m <strong><em>that<\/em><\/strong> concerned&#8230;<br><br>But I <strong>do<\/strong> find it <em><strong>incredibly interesting<\/strong><\/em> that despite over the years ! (Wow it&#8217;s been a loooong time) that ONLY when I start promoting that white folks should raise and breed good, beautiful intelligent <strong>based<\/strong> whit babies that the Goolag gos ALL IN and nukes my ad revenue from orbit&#8230;. permanently&#8230;<br><br>Make of it what you will<br>We know just <strong>who <\/strong>is behind it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/4-5-Semitisms.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9956\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/4-5-Semitisms.png 720w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/4-5-Semitisms-300x149.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Time&#8230;<br>Nothing but time will tell&#8230;<br>It&#8217;s only a matter of time&#8230;<br><br>So more later<br>Big Country<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"723\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/pascal-1024x723.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9957\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/pascal-1024x723.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/pascal-300x212.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/pascal-768x542.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/pascal.jpeg 1109w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><br><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings and Salutations!Whelp, call it the end of the week &#8220;mind dump&#8221;&#8230; LOTS of &#8216;stuff and moving parts, as well as minor annoying issues&#8230; Like Friday the Boat&#8217;s alternator took a shit on I-275 on the way into work&#8230; One minute I&#8217;m tooling along, 45 minutes ahead of schedule at 80mph, and the next? Nada.El &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/07\/lots-of-breakdowns-the-dooney-is-great-and-the-goolag-strikes-again\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lots of Breakdowns, The Dooney is Great and The Goolag Strikes Again&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9953"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9958,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9953\/revisions\/9958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}