{"id":9760,"date":"2026-07-08T14:39:32","date_gmt":"2026-07-08T14:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/?p=9760"},"modified":"2026-07-08T14:45:25","modified_gmt":"2026-07-08T14:45:25","slug":"happy-independence-day-or-treason-day-if-youre-a-brit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/08\/happy-independence-day-or-treason-day-if-youre-a-brit\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Independence Day (or Treason Day if you&#8217;re a Brit)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Greetings and Salutations!<br>It&#8217;s me I&#8217;m back!<br>I know I&#8217;ve been a bad bad BC but hey! LOTS of &#8216;life&#8217; going on. <br><br>This being the 4th, OF COURSE we started to get a lil rain (the first we&#8217;ve seen during daylight hours) when I was planning on BBQing on the Weber this afternoon&#8230; Not a big deal really, as we <strong>desperately need the rain<\/strong>.<br><br>My bass pond in the back has <em>never<\/em> been this low in the 25+\/- years I&#8217;ve been here. In fact I a wee bit worried that if we don&#8217;t get some rain in decent amounts I&#8217;m seriously concerned that it&#8217;ll go anoxic. For those of you who don&#8217;t understand this, when a pond goes anoxic, it means the dissolved oxygen (DO) level has dropped to near zero&#8230;<br><br>Which means all my fishies die&#8230;<br><br>It happened to a housing area aways over from mine, and if the wind was right, you could <strong><em>smell<\/em><\/strong> all them fish rotting away&#8230; Plus the sulfer-ish stink that goes with it.<br><br>I <em>really<\/em> hope that doesn&#8217;t happen as we have this big ole Bass who lives in the pond&#8230; the pond itself is catch and release, and he&#8217;s been caught quite a few times. In fact waaay back in the day when DC was here, the Babydaddy (Adriana&#8217;s dad) caught him, and after we got pictures, he put him (the fish, not the Babydaddy) back into the pond.<br><br>He&#8217;s pretty hefty, but as he&#8217;s a Bass, and pretty much inedible, he&#8217;s been around for a long stretch. Hope he&#8217;s OK right?<br><br>Sad that I have more empathy for a fucking fish in my pond in the back yard that 90% of the rest of humanity amiright?<br><br>So lets see&#8230;<br><br>The Dooney Abides.<br>The (current) growth spurt seems to have subsided. He really had a tough couple of weeks, and because HE had a tough few week, WE had a tough few as well. No sleep, constant feeding and he&#8217;s learned how to growl now when he doesn&#8217;t get what he wants. It&#8217;s <em>very<\/em> cute but still&#8230; a behavior we do NOT want to encourage.<br><br>We haven&#8217;t (unfortunately) seen the Nukular Powered Redhead for a LONG minute as there are only so many hours in a day and days in a week&#8230; We&#8217;re hoping to be able to see her in the near future. I DID however get a pic of her on the day she &#8216;graduated&#8217; from <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Second Grade<\/span>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9761\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Oh my aching knees\/back (insert your age-related pain)!!!<br><strong>8 Friggin&#8217; years old!?!<\/strong><br><strong>2nd Friggin&#8217; Grade!?!<\/strong><br>Drinker, if you would:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"888\" height=\"485\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/drinker3.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9765\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/drinker3.webp 888w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/drinker3-300x164.webp 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/drinker3-768x419.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">That about sums it up donnit?<br>I mean FFS, THIS is the redhead I remember:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9766\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red1-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/red1.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">She was <em>juuuust<\/em> a little under what Dooney is right now (he&#8217;s at 6 months and two weeks&#8230;)  Red, OTOH? In that pic she was just at 6 months +\/-.  She still has the blue-blue eyes, whereas the Dooney seems to be turning to brown.<br><br>Which dovetails into the &#8216;middle sister&#8217;, Addy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy1yr-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy1yr-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy1yr-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy1yr-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy1yr-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy1yr-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy1yr-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">That was her First B-Day party.<br>You can see a LOT of the similarities w\/the Dooney<br>And her current status:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy26-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy26-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy26-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy26-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/addy26.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re a <em>bit<\/em> worried as one can see, she tends to take after her bio-mom in being a chunky-monkey. However, she&#8217;s happy and being well cared for as we talk on the regular. Today her and her Dad are headed down to the shore to see the fireworks so I&#8217;m sort of jealous.<br><br>Here at the Casa, I <em>might<\/em> light off some &#8216;stuff.<br><br>I have some new 37mm fireworks to try as well as a smoke and flare combo that needs testing. The last time I messed around with a smoke mix, I accidentally made it too &#8216;hot&#8217; as in it burned FAR too quickly. (turns out I used too much sorbital I found out later&#8230; it&#8217;s a sugar substitute that burns like a <strong>mother<\/strong>) In fact the &#8216;grenade&#8217; I made was out of a Red Bull can.<br><br>The vents on it were fine, but unfortunately AND unexpectedly when I lit the fuse and Sapper and I scrambled back away as a precaution, when it lit off?<br><br>Instead of a &#8216;pop&#8217; and slow burn?<br><br>The sucker took off like a damned rocket thru the vent holes. <br><br>An <em>out of control rocket<\/em> mind you.<br><br>Instead of a nice thick layer of white smoke pouring out at a leisurely pace, I had a very LARGE rocket. A <strong>heavy <\/strong>rocket that <em>aggressively <\/em>took off like I said, and THANK YOU GOD! when it hit the neighbors house (sorry about that Barry!) it missed the windows and only left a soot mark where it impacted.<br><br>No windows nor people were injured thankfully.<br>My nerves however?<br>Notsomucho.<br>Thankfully, Neighbor Barry was cool about it. He had been observing from his driveway while I did this as he would occasionally show up when I played like this to see what the Local Kook&#8221; was going to burn\/blow up this time&#8230; he <strong>did<\/strong> say that when it came at him, he was mildly concerned, but it worked out and like I said, he was cool about it.<br><br>Unfortunately he moved away about a year ago to be closer to his Grans&#8230; bit of a bummer to lose a good neighbor but it is what it is.<br><br>Needless to say I&#8217;m MUCH more proactive with safety measures when playing around with my fireworks. I do the aerial &#8216;stuff&#8217; over the bass pond, and any smoke producing things get lit off inside a burn cage that Sapper and I use to toast up leaves and yard refuse in. Much safer that way right? <br><br>Otherwise, lets see.<br>The AC went out for a wee bit earlier, but I managed to fix it. Seems that I had to do a hard reset of the thermostat, as we had a power outage the other day, and sometimes, more often than not, the &#8220;smart&#8221; thermostat gets whonky after an episode like that. So a full power down for 10 minutes, reboot\/reset and we&#8217;re good.<br><br>Oher things<br>We all saw the INSANITY of the Vegas wannabe-mass-murderer Troon unfold. Now there&#8217;s usually a LOT of these &#8220;we caught them before they could act&#8221; sort of incidents, and they get memory holed pretty damned quickly. <br><br>What was oh so <strong><em>notable<\/em><\/strong> about this particular Troonytoon was the weapons that he was supposedly found with. Pics as such:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"761\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/tran.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/tran.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/tran-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/tran-768x571.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">As Sherriff Beauford T. Justice would say &#8220;Ooof!&#8221;<br><br>JUST within view we got what appears to be <em><strong>at least<\/strong><\/em> $150,000.00 in high-end toys&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"But wait, there&amp;apos;s more!!\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/i_RLYSaPvak?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">As in this pic which, as far as I know has NOT seen as much &#8216;press&#8217; if you will:<br>Nevermind&#8230;<br>I went in to get the pic out of my twitter account, and it seems I got nuked from orbit by Elon and the gang&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"754\" height=\"451\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/sus.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9770\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/sus.jpg 754w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/sus-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">For which and\/or WHAT I said or did sort of seriously confuses me.  Outside of deriding an anti-White Groid and telling him something to the effect of &#8220;Go back to Africa you Australopithecine&#8221; or the like, I&#8217;ve actually been a good boy, so needless to say, I was a bit confused&#8230;<br><br>So I went into my timeline\/profile where all of your posts and reposts are <em>supposed<\/em> to be.  Guess which posts are <strong>completely missing?<\/strong><br><br>Yep<br>Any and all reposts dealing with my analysis of the Troony firepower&#8230;  HIGHLY sus IMO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/sus1-1024x682.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9771\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/sus1-1024x682.webp 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/sus1-300x200.webp 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/sus1-768x512.webp 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/sus1.webp 1201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">The <em>other<\/em> weapons in question were, no shit, a M-72 LAW rocket tube that I think was already fired as it didn&#8217;t have end-caps and had that &#8216;oldish surplus&#8217; look to it.  In the same pic was a for real (not sure if it was\/is operational) Russian RPG-7 (no rocket in sight) and a Mosin Nagant M91\/30 or maybe a M44 rifle&#8230;<br><br>The one EVERYONE has been having a cow over (of course) is the M2A1 .50 BMG:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/wtf-1-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/wtf-1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/wtf-1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/wtf-1-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/wtf-1-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/wtf-1-1200x675.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/wtf-1.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">As one can see, that&#8217;s the new &#8216;quick change&#8217; barrel, which can be identified by the carry handle and the muzzle device. I&#8217;m more than familiar with them as I assisted with the RFI (Rapid Fielding Initiative) in 2006 when the Florida Army Reserve and National Guard kids got them issued to them.<br><br>Pretty wild shit eh?<br>____________________________<br><br>So&#8230; back again. Took a few days but we had a LOT on the plate. The Dooney had his (late) six month checkup and unfortunately, shots. <br><br>This meant having to swap out a doctor to one who was more <em>tractable<\/em> and understood that if he continued to give the &#8220;Party Line&#8221; regarding that <em><strong>utterly retarded<\/strong><\/em> Big Pharma &#8220;recommended vaxx list&#8221; that his life span had the half-life of a loogie on a white-hot steel plate. Doctor Number One&#8230; well<br><br>Let&#8217;s just say he didn&#8217;t get it until I made sure that no one could hear my close-in discussions as to how not even dental records would assist in his missing person case&#8230; what pushed me to this was the empty threat of calling CPS and the Sheriff on us for being &#8220;Anti-Vaxx&#8221; without understanding just <strong>how well<\/strong> I&#8217;m known and tight with the local authorities.<br><br>&#8220;Nice practice here Doc&#8230; be a shame if <em>something<\/em> untoward happened to it and you amiright?&#8221;<br><br>The killer is all I wanted (and ended up getting) was the MMR vaxxes one at a time. NOT the big ole Thimerosal preserved one-and-done shot&#8230; The &#8220;Autism R Us&#8221; One Shot is what I call it. <br><br>Measles? Absolutely. Especially with the recent importation of all the turd worlders and outbreaks of same.<br>Mumps? Sure. Same as Rubella. Better safe than sorry.<br><br>BUT<br><br>One. At. A. Time.<br><br>Just because you&#8217;re a lazy piece of shit and\/or your fat fuck RN doesn&#8217;t want to take the time to do three different appointments, well, as they say that&#8217;s a &#8220;YOU problem&#8221; and not a &#8220;ME issue&#8221;. However, MAKING it a &#8220;ME issue&#8221; gets you a one way ticket to a place I know of where the gators can make an ENTIRE human corpse literally &#8216;go away&#8217; in less than 8 hours&#8230; there&#8217;s a big ole nature conservancy area, 4800 acres of untouched wilderness up the road a spell&#8230; that gators there are fucking HUGE and that is something to know about right? <br><br>Handy to say the least&#8230;<br><br>The second Doc (the one who got our biddness) actually listened to me&#8230;and when I took out MY shot record and showed him that no, I&#8217;m NOT anti-vaxx but anti-bullshit, well then he was cool, and set everything up. It also helped that Gretchen and I BOTH towered over this little dude&#8230; he even went along with the &#8220;No&#8221; to the Hepatitis vax. I asked him if a 6 month old baby <em>really<\/em> needed it? Of course he went along&#8230; I mean I <strong>was<\/strong> radiating all sorts of &#8216;implied threat&#8217; so to speak&#8230; <br><br>That and my Vax Record is sort of insanely impressive, as since I had to do a few weeks in Djibouti, the list of &#8216;must haves&#8217; is INSANE. The County had to special order half of the shots I needed as a regular Doc-in-a-Box couldn&#8217;t even GET said shots and even the RN at the County was like shocked at what I had to get&#8230; <br><br>Djibouti required a yellow fever, MMR, Tdap, Polio, Hepatitis A &amp; B, Cholera, typhoid, and finally rabies. Needless to say my fucking body was sore AF for a week. Never mind smallpox and anthrax&#8230; that one.. I had faked the funk on that particular one back in the Hood back in the day&#8230; Doctor Ulysses S Grant took care of that with the medic marking on my card that I had GOT the &#8216;thrax shot&#8230;<br><br>So he got his shots.<br>Both of them that he&#8217;s supposed to have&#8230;<br>DTaP (Diphtheria, Tetanus, Pertussis) #3 b\/c the first two were already given w\/no issue and the Pneumonia shot.<br><br>That&#8217;s it.<br><br>And as far as I&#8217;m concerned, I&#8217;ll make sure the rest are up to date as we go along&#8230; I.E. making sure the <em><strong>paperwork<\/strong><\/em> &#8216;Alles in Ordnung&#8217; when and IF he ever needs said-aforementioned paperwork. <br><br>He also got to have his first real BBQ:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628163432-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9775\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628163432-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628163432-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628163432-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628163432-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628163432-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628163432-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Gretchen had a B-Day coupon for Texas Roadhouse so the Dooney got his first rib(s).  After which he didn&#8217;t even make it to the car because &#8220;meat coma&#8221;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628164507-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9776\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628164507-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628164507-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628164507-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628164507-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628164507-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG20260628164507-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">He <em>really<\/em> enjoyed the two that he had&#8230;<br>Loved him some ribs.<br>OH!<br>BTW: Latest Stats on him.<br><strong>29 Inches Long<br>24 Pounds<\/strong><br><strong>47cm Head Circumference<\/strong><br>Holy. Shit.<br><br>Even the Doctor was like &#8220;That&#8217;s a BIG Sumbitch!&#8221; He&#8217;s <strong>MAXXED<\/strong> his full size-to-age. In fact as of today, he&#8217;s <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">exactly<\/span> <\/strong>7 months old. <br>Wearing 2T to 3T sizes.<br><br>FML. I&#8217;m going to have to buy and freeze half-a-fucking-<strong>cow<\/strong> in the near-future JUST to keep this Beast in groceries&#8230; I mean sheesh! <br><br>Also, on other things:<br>I got not one but two jobs. One starts in August, and the other is the Antarctic Gig in February. Now&#8230; I&#8217;ve heard and seen all the &#8220;need to stay home&#8221; stuff regarding Gretchen and the Dooney. Believe you me, trust me when I&#8217;ve thought this out. It&#8217;s NOT my first overseas Rodeo. I&#8217;m aware of the inherent risks. <br>HOWEVER<br>Time is Money<br>Money is Power<br>&#8220;&#8230;but I thought Opium was Money?&#8221;<br>Sorry, &#8216;Volunteers&#8217; reference&#8230; <br><br>Yeah&#8230; the thing is IF I get stuck down here, as I stated in my last missive, I&#8217;m utterly and completely fucked. Ain&#8217;t no exfil from that joker. Just ask \u00a0Robert F. Scott (whom the South Pole Station is partially named after) and his ill-fated \u00a0Terra Nova\u00a0Expedition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Soooooooo&#8230; The South Pole is a back-up plan.<br><br>The primary is in place and I&#8217;ll be keeping THAT one close to the chest because I know a thing or two, especially in light of the scum that float around out there these days.  No need to give any ammo to my enemies right?<br><br>And on that note, I&#8217;ll save a rant for another day.<br>I also promise to try and poast more frequently, but as they say, the life of a &#8216;new&#8217; Dad is a busy one, even when not working per se.  I appreciate each and every one of you who&#8217;s stood by me and continue to do so, and have assisted me in this transitional time.<br><br>So More Later<br>Big Country<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"680\" height=\"669\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/HMO3HqbXMAA16E0.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9778\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/HMO3HqbXMAA16E0.jpg 680w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/HMO3HqbXMAA16E0-300x295.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings and Salutations!It&#8217;s me I&#8217;m back!I know I&#8217;ve been a bad bad BC but hey! LOTS of &#8216;life&#8217; going on. This being the 4th, OF COURSE we started to get a lil rain (the first we&#8217;ve seen during daylight hours) when I was planning on BBQing on the Weber this afternoon&#8230; Not a big deal &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/08\/happy-independence-day-or-treason-day-if-youre-a-brit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Independence Day (or Treason Day if you&#8217;re a Brit)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9760"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9787,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9760\/revisions\/9787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}