{"id":9507,"date":"2026-05-10T03:04:25","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T03:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/?p=9507"},"modified":"2026-05-10T03:16:27","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T03:16:27","slug":"memes-as-im-completely-exhausted-and-wiped-tf-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/10\/memes-as-im-completely-exhausted-and-wiped-tf-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Memes as I’m COMPLETELY Exhausted and Wiped TF Out"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Greetings and Salutations!
A ‘lite-nite’ if’n you will.
This A.M. G asked me if I had talked to Ranger J lately to which I told her ‘no’ so she suggested a call as it’s been about two weeks since our last contact. Now Ranger J to y’all noobs here is my former boss from Iraq when I was working as a Loggie for a VSAT company. We got to be tighter than two ticks on a coon dawg’s ass, to the point he relocated to the Tampa Area from Wyoming.

He got married a few years back (I was a groomsman) and since then, He had a Baby Boy named Maxsim (sp? I’m not sure of it, but the Russian spelling maybe?) either way, Sapper and myself are now “Funcles” to the tyke. Interestingly enough he’s three weeks older than Muldoon, hence G thinking it’d be good to see about getting together on the regular to do the ‘play date thing’ as Ranger J’s frau and her get along well enough and the boys are<\/em> pretty much the same age. More on that later, but Ranger J’s boy is ‘normal sized’ so to speak…

Laying Maxsim next to Muldoon, it’s like putting Sapper next to Andre the Giant… literally a HUUUUGE difference.

So I called and it seems they had plans to hit St. Pete Beach.
I asked if they minded if we tagged along and sure enough, it was Muldoon’s first Beach Day…

Which means I’m as spent as a once-fired shell casing.

I ended up parking literally one mile from the rendezvous location. I had to hump a 30 pound pack (the diaper bag), plus push the stroller (which the front tire went flat on me, I need to investigate when I’m rested), and G added her not-inconsiderable baggage\/weight onto the stroller. (call it a 15 pound purse and then the 20 pounds of ‘support gear’ of towels, sunscreen etc)… call it with Muldoon (27 pounds), the stroller and seat (32 pounds) and the gear, with a flat tire on sand???<\/strong>

YEAH.

Charlie Fuckin’ Mike Ladies
Charlie Fucking Mike
HOOAH?

Tell you what, you can take the Grunt out of the Infantry, but you sure as fuck ain’t taking the Infantry out of THIS Grunt<\/strong>.

It was literally <\/strong>a mile. Each way. In 95 degree weather. No breaks. Out of shape (hey, waitaminute… round is a shape right?) and now, I’m sorry and sore. I did it BOTH fucking ways, and for my troubles, I’m pretty cooked despite being soaked in 100spf.

Damn my “Celt-Pelt”

Sort of proud having done it ‘cos it means that IF shit went utterly pear shaped<\/em><\/strong> there’s a slim chance I’d be able to at least evacc Muldoon and myself on foot if needed.

I mean I didn’t have a fucking cardiac arrest so I got THAT going for me right?

So some of the memes I got recently… some new, some classic, some bad, some good:<\/p>\n\n\n

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OK…
SO that should be enough for y’all degenerate motherfuckers!
Which was the worst\/favorite?
Let me know in the comments!
More Later
Big Country<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Greetings and Salutations!A ‘lite-nite’ if’n you will.This A.M. G asked me if I had talked to Ranger J lately to which I told her ‘no’ so she suggested a call as it’s been about two weeks since our last contact. Now Ranger J to y’all noobs here is my former boss from Iraq when I … Continue reading “Memes as I’m COMPLETELY Exhausted and Wiped TF Out”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9507"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9560,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9507\/revisions\/9560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}