{"id":9300,"date":"2026-04-18T04:20:41","date_gmt":"2026-04-18T04:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/?p=9300"},"modified":"2026-04-18T04:41:56","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T04:41:56","slug":"not-a-fool-sez-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/18\/not-a-fool-sez-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Not a Fool Sez I…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Everything y’all have said is being taken into consideration

I’m not<\/strong> a moron FFS

I am<\/strong> however a ‘Paladin in Hell’, making the best of it.

SOME<\/em> of YOU are fuckin’ morons…
Y’all know of whom I speak.

Unhelpful rants about me, about my choices w\/out KNOWING me, OR my fam from now on earn a “Go And Get Fucked Off” level of ban-hammering. I know<\/strong> what I’m dealing with. MOST of y’all have no idea -who-<\/span><\/strong> or what I really am,<\/em> (and capable of) and wouldn’t have the balls to say it to my face…

Make of that<\/strong> what you fucking will…

So anyways, thus far?
The total financials<\/strong> on this?
$5020 in Biohazard Cleanup.
$1890 in Cremation
$500 in filing paperwork w\/the State for Emergency Custody (of which I am not<\/strong> on)
NONE of which have come out of MY pocket.<\/strong>

Baby “Stuff” to include onesies, and a new bassinet? $169.00

THOSE I paid for, as it’s the least I could do, as the bassinet that the kid was in? Jeebus Christo…. it’s less than 4 months old and it’s already ripped, broken and decrepit like it came out of a shithole trailer park. I am NOT <\/strong>allowing THAT in mi Casa.

It’s a safety issue.
Cleanliness thing too…

HOPEFULLY I can recover the Taurus Model 65
Hate to see a good weapon with a proper kill count got to waste… Jes’ Sayin’

And despite what everyone is saying about G… Let me tell you

It’s REAL Easy to talk shit when you have no idea<\/strong> the sit-rep.

REALLY easy to pass judgement.

She fucked up<\/p>\n\n\n\n

WE ALL fuck up
Anyone who states otherwise is a fucking liar.

She however did<\/strong> save my ass when it <\/strong>really counted<\/em>.<\/strong>
Even Sapper, who utterly loathed her from the bottom of his blackened female-hating soul has seen a bit of her redemption.

I mean FFS, the Sausage Princess ADORES her.

In fact, not for nothing, Stella has a thing for babies. BOTH previous Grand-Daughters, the Nukular Redhead and Addy, Stella was the ‘self appointed doggo-mama’

Meaning she’d wrap herself around said aforementioned grans, and guard them with her life.<\/strong>

Last night, the first night of Gran #3, a baby boy named “Axel” here at the house in his new bassinet?
Yeah…. quick aside
Trust me….
NOT my idea of a great name either… I’m calling him ‘Muldoon’

Anyways
Stella last night? She wrapped herself in one of his blankies he wasn’t using, and then proceeded to lay down in front of the bassinet, and check every. single. person\/animal that came by…

Like MASSIVE protective mode.
Even snapped at Chili when Chili came in and tentatively growled at the smol-hairless ape… rocked Chili back on her ass… let her know that “That’s MY baby BITCH!”

So today we had to go to have G turn in her gear at the Prison

That’d be the Florida Womans Reception Center in Marion for all the fuckwit know-it-all tardos who think they know their shit… In the future, sit the fuck down, mind your manners, lest things get ugly.

Oh yeah forgot to mention… G got fired on Tuesday.

For those of you following, they started fucking with her over a sexual harassment report she filed. This was the culmination, and I’ll leave it at that on advice from Counsel. Yeah… we have a case… that’s all I can say…

And yes, this’s been a week the likes of which couldn’t even be scripted in Hollyweird TBH… what a shitshow!

So while we were loading up, Stella The Sausage Princess refused<\/strong> to NOT go with, despite it being a total of a 6 hour drive round trip with very<\/em> short potty breaks. She spent the time either checking to make sure Muldoon (who slept the entire trip<\/strong> (great kid for road trips let me tell you) was OK, or just laying her head in my lap, as she IS getting older… the sunlight showed just -how- much gray she has… dammit.

So to end on a funny note tho, after dropping off the gear, and letting Stella take a BIG ole shit on the front grass of the Admin building (Good Girl!!!! Good Dog!!!! and YES it was a MASSIVE stinky pittie-poop) a fren from the People’s Glorious Tractor Factory called to see how I was doing.

Mind you he and I spoke on Monday AFTER I was ‘released’

He’s an older guy, gay, and ‘married’ so to speak.
One of those really cool gay dudes who’s comfortable in his own skin, and that I’m free to joke with. We share an enjoyment of 80’s comedy, and frequently use quotes from movies in our conversations… After he’d gotten caught up on the litany of my bad luck this week, he was all apologetic and I told him “It’s all good… but the only issue I have is I sure picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue!”

His reaction? He started by apologizing for my troubles, and quickly cut in, with the proper lispy-intonation “Look! There’s a sale at Penny’s!!!”

I almost crashed the car I was laughing so hard.
I appreciated it
I needed that.
ADDENDUM:
I -just- found this
Couldn’t do any better myself:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You're on a whole different level when you become unbothered \ud83d\ude02 I\u2019ve Been at this level, have you? pic.twitter.com\/vzLdhXQQG2<\/a><\/p>— G-MA & G-PA (@GPAIndiana) April 18, 2026<\/a><\/blockquote>