{"id":8968,"date":"2026-02-18T20:16:05","date_gmt":"2026-02-18T20:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/?p=8968"},"modified":"2026-02-18T20:16:05","modified_gmt":"2026-02-18T20:16:05","slug":"my-thanks-some-lunch-and-lack-of-accountability","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/02\/18\/my-thanks-some-lunch-and-lack-of-accountability\/","title":{"rendered":"My Thanks, Some Lunch and Lack of Accountability"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Greetings and Salutations!<br>MANY Thanks to all who commented and made suggestions and offers to me.  I got a lot of DMs as well that I&#8217;m sorting through, so I will be responding.  I&#8217;m (again) a bit overwhelmed by your thoughts kindness and even some of the criticisms.<br><br>On the &#8216;me being a fatass breaking the chair&#8217; I will address that&#8230; it was a 10 year old $100 Chineseum special that was abused for the entirety of it&#8217;s life.  I&#8217;m just surprised that it was the back that blew out, and not the base.  It&#8217;s been thru 3 or 4 hydraulic cylinders, those of which may or may not be due to &#8216;fatass&#8217; but even when I&#8217;m in <strong>great shape<\/strong> I still rock 300 pounds.<br><br>Something the majority of you stinking puny humans will never understand.  At my lowest weight ever (at age 47) I was at 279 pounds, and TBH I looked too skinny\/unhealthy.  My face was all hollowed out, and it wasn&#8217;t a good look.  The docs have told me that by my height (6&#8217;4) a male, a\u00a0healthy BMI\u00a0(18.5\u201324.9) corresponds to a weight range of approximately\u00a0<strong>156\u2013204 lbs<\/strong>. A weight between 205\u2013245 lbs is considered overweight (BMI 25\u201329.9), while 246 lbs or more is classified as obese (BMI 30+).<br><br>THAT is why I call it &#8220;The Kate Moss BMI&#8221; because it&#8217;s <strong>utterly trash.<\/strong>  For me to be at roughly 175 pounds means I&#8217;d look like one of them typhus-infected walking skeletons from the german labor camps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">And&#8230;<br>Going along with that theme and trying to &#8220;keep it light&#8221; today, I broke out a foreign MRE:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225048-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8969\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225048-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225048-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225048-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225048-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225048-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225048-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I&#8217;m feeling like some Chinese for lunch today&#8230;  which is meal Number 6 which translates to:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"434\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225127-434x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8970\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225127-434x1024.jpg 434w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225127-127x300.jpg 127w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225127-768x1811.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225127-651x1536.jpg 651w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225127-869x2048.jpg 869w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225127.jpg 1079w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 434px) 85vw, 434px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Green Bean and Beef Rice for the main, Spicy Beef for the smol snack, 2x duck eggs and some Crisp Cucumbers, with sauce, and Egg Drop soup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225346-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8971\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225346-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225346-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225346-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225346-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225346-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217225346-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Meh<br>I&#8217;ve see and had worse.  I started with the lil beef packet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225516-1024x434.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8972\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225516-1024x434.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225516-300x127.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225516-768x326.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225516-1536x651.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225516-2048x869.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225516-1200x509.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230037-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8973\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230037-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230037-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230037-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230037-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230037-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230037-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Now I <strong>thought<\/strong> it was going to be beef jerky.<br>Instead it was literally one lil teeny mouthful of not-so-spicy beef.  It wasn&#8217;t bad, but OMG thankfully it wasn&#8217;t meant (I hope) to be a meal but a snack.  And since I needed to let the main heat up, I also tried the &#8220;fresh crisp cucumbers&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225540-1024x434.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8974\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225540-1024x434.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225540-300x127.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225540-768x326.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225540-1536x651.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225540-2048x869.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225540-1200x509.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I will say I do dig the translation goolag app.<br>It seems to work pretty well.<br>So, the cukes?<br>Not so fresh, nor so crisp:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230229-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8975\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230229-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230229-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230229-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230229-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230229-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260217230229-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Pretty grim and slimy to be straight up.<br>ALSO a teeny tiny amount&#8230;<br>They smelled like something died too, so they got &#8217;round filed&#8217;<br>So now, as I worked on this, I set up the main meal to heat up per the bag instructions:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"434\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225815-434x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8976\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225815-434x1024.jpg 434w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225815-127x300.jpg 127w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225815-768x1811.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225815-651x1536.jpg 651w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225815-869x2048.jpg 869w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225815.jpg 1079w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 434px) 85vw, 434px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I then added the water, and leaned it up against &#8220;rock or something&#8221; (you veterans out there will get it) and then OMG!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218113325-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8977\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218113325-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218113325-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218113325-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218113325-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218113325-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218113325-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!<\/strong><br>WOW!<br>Unlike American MRE heaters, this sumbitch is HOT!<br>You can see the steam blasting out of the envelope!<br>Whilst I waited, I took out the feed-tray and accoutrements:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115402-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8978\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115402-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115402-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115402-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115402-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115402-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115402-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Which after opening, turns into a food bowl\/tray and had the spoon and napkin it it:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115431-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8979\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115431-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115431-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115431-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115431-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115431-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115431-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8230;into which went lunch:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115654-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8980\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115654-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115654-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115654-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115654-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115654-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115654-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115719-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8981\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115719-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115719-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115719-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115719-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115719-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115719-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I thing tried to chop up the gluten-brick, and the issue spoon shattered.  Hence why in thepicture it&#8217;s an MRE spoon of which I have a plethora of.<br>If it wasn&#8217;t so bloody hot I probably would have squished it up while it was still in the foil retort pouch.  Next time I&#8217;ll use oven mitts or gloves.<br>And yeah, it was <strong>that hot.<\/strong><br>Once I laid it out, I added the spicy sauce:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"434\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225429-434x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8982\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225429-434x1024.jpg 434w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225429-127x300.jpg 127w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225429-768x1811.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225429-651x1536.jpg 651w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225429-869x2048.jpg 869w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/File_20260217-225429.jpg 1079w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 434px) 85vw, 434px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115927-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8983\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115927-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115927-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115927-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115927-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115927-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218115927-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">On a scale of 1 to 10, I&#8217;ll give this an 8.5.<br>The duck eggs:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218122443-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8987\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218122443-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218122443-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218122443-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218122443-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218122443-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218122443-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Not bad.<br>They&#8217;re eggs being eggs.  Slightly rubbery but with a smokey flavor.  Probably because they&#8217;re &#8216;braised&#8217;?  Either way, not bad at all.  This&#8217;s the first time I&#8217;ve ever had a duck egg so I don&#8217;t really have anything to compare them to.<br><br>And then to the last thing:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">There is also this &#8216;mystery cube&#8221; which I have no idea about:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121116-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8984\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121116-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121116-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121116-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121116-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121116-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121116-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">It&#8217;s unlabeled like all the other &#8216;stuff&#8217; but when I opened it, it&#8217;s this weird dehydrated multicolored cube:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121322-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8985\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121322-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121322-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121322-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121322-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121322-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121322-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8230;so on a hunch, I threw in 6oz of hot water in a bowl, and the cube.  <br>Lo and Behold:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121657-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8986\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121657-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121657-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121657-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121657-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121657-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218121657-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">A for-real no shit egg drop soup with veggies!<br>Well I&#8217;ll be damned.<br>And it was <strong>good<\/strong> too.<br>I&#8217;m bumping the rating up on the Gruntscale of Field Chow to a solid &#8220;9&#8221;.  The main was delicious, the spicy sauce was sort of a sweet smoky honey flavor and plenty how, without being unpleasant.  In fact I wish I had saved some for the soup as that would have rounded it out for sure.  The only negative was the cucumbers.<br><br>ANd the only thing now is to see how my &#8220;Western Guts&#8221; react to &#8220;Joe Chinks&#8221; field chow.  So far, no negatives, so that&#8217;s a good thing!<br><br>Overall, a <em>slightly<\/em> better Rat than our American MREs.  WAY better than the BritRats which should be considered, along with the Ukrainian MREs a War Crime.  The Russian Rats are on par with the US, but with some better selections in that the food is COTS which stands for Commercial Off-The-Shelf stuff, i.e. the canned goods.  Like a LOT of the canned meat and &#8216;stuff&#8217; in a Russian MRE are what would be familiar brands in Russia itself.  The French MRE is similar, using COTS stuff throughout, but using <em>extreme <\/em>Hi-End Frou Frou foods and desserts.  The French RCIR (Ration De Combat Individuelle Rechauffable) is considered to be one of <strong>the best<\/strong> rations out there.<br><br>My only issue with some of the French Rats is that they get too WAAAAY frou-frou&#8230; Braised Duck Under Glass and Roast Wild Boar pate?  Sheesh.  Talk about overdoing it.  The other hoity-toity ration is the Italian Rat.  Dago-Rats have GREAT pasta meals, come with toothbrushes for after every meal, as well as a shot of Limoncello for a palate cleanser.  The ONLY country in the world that includes a short ration of booze in their field chow!!!<br><br>Me?  I like &#8217;em all.<br>Let me know if you want me to do another Rat Review.<br>Maybe one of the Danish or Norwegian ones?<br><br>Like I said, I&#8217;m open to suggestions.<br><br>I will BTW shortly be doing the NEW US DotMil ration, and that&#8217;s called a CCAR, the Close Combat Assault Ration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124540-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8988\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124540-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124540-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124540-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124540-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124540-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124540-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">THAT one right there is a Chonky-Boi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124546-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8989\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124546-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124546-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124546-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124546-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124546-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG20260218124546-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">DOUBLE the thikkness of a &#8216;normal MRE and about two times the weight as well.  From what I understand, it&#8217;s a trimmed down but added to meal&#8230; per the DLA (Defense Logistics Agency)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">The\u00a0Close Combat Assault Ration (CCAR)\u00a0is a lightweight, 24-hour, 2800-calorie, ready-to-eat ration designed for high-intensity operations, offering a 39% reduction in volume compared to the FSR. It features three menus (Spaghetti with Beef, Chicken Burrito Bowl, Beef Stew) containing high-density, portable food items like energy gels, nut bars, dried fruit, beef sticks, and enriched dairy products.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">So LOTS of energy bars, jerky and the like.<br>Guess we&#8217;ll see in the next day or two.<br><br>Otherwise<br>Still ZERO Arrests here stateside<br>ONE high profile resignation who was the now formeer top Lawyer for Goldman Sachs.  She&#8217;s ALSO, interestingly enough a former White House counsel to Former President Barack Obama.  <br>THat&#8217;s IT.<br>The ONLY major player to resign <em>so far<\/em>.<br>It&#8217;s also because she was WAY deep in the whole mix of things.  11000 emails and who know how much face-to-face time.  In fact, I have a theory she was the go-between between Bath-house Barry and Epstein.<br><br>We&#8217;ll know if she winds up dead in the next few.<br><br>&#8216;Cos <em>so far<\/em> have you noticed that ole Barry is practically invisible despite 98% of ALL evidence shows that he&#8217;s been one of the puppeteers running the ongoing Communist Overthrow of all the things?  I&#8217;m pretty sure Barry and Big Mike weren&#8217;t going to the Island, leastways not in the capacity that others were, as Epstein by all accounts hated blaqs and was NOT into faggotry (that we know of).<br><br>But like I said<br><strong>That&#8217;s It.<\/strong><br><br>Nothing else.<br>EVERYONE is playing word games now.<br>Deflection<br>Weak Denial <strong>DESPITE <\/strong>concrete evidence to the contrary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">The Country has fallen won&#8217;t be getting up anytime soon.<br>Prepare for the worst.<br>OH!<br>And while I was typing away:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/about-time-819x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8990\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/about-time-819x1024.jpeg 819w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/about-time-240x300.jpeg 240w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/about-time-768x960.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/about-time.jpeg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Amazing how that works<br>SOME COUNTRIES actually have, you know, accountability.<br>But us?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"823\" height=\"839\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/poasttt.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8991\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/poasttt.webp 823w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/poasttt-294x300.webp 294w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/poasttt-768x783.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Fuck that.<br>Time to burn it all down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">More Later<br>Big Country<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"596\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/great.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8992\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/great.jpeg 596w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/great-300x252.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 596px) 85vw, 596px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings and Salutations!MANY Thanks to all who commented and made suggestions and offers to me. I got a lot of DMs as well that I&#8217;m sorting through, so I will be responding. I&#8217;m (again) a bit overwhelmed by your thoughts kindness and even some of the criticisms. On the &#8216;me being a fatass breaking the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/02\/18\/my-thanks-some-lunch-and-lack-of-accountability\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My Thanks, Some Lunch and Lack of Accountability&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8993,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8968\/revisions\/8993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}