{"id":8897,"date":"2026-01-30T01:32:28","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T01:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/?p=8897"},"modified":"2026-01-30T01:40:58","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T01:40:58","slug":"a-food-poast-and-other-stuff-after-i-fell-asleep-sorry-about-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/30\/a-food-poast-and-other-stuff-after-i-fell-asleep-sorry-about-that\/","title":{"rendered":"A Food Poast And Other Stuff AFTER I Fell Asleep (sorry about that!)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Greetings and Salutations!<br>Waiting for the meat to come out of the oven&#8230;<br><br>Tonight&#8217;s dish is Iraqi-Style Kofta again, BUT<br>With a baked twist so to speak.<br><br>The last time I cooked up a selection of Hajji-Meetz, I did it traditionally on an open flame on a skewer. Tonight? Well I got a inspiration off of Twatter of all places&#8230;<br><br>I mixed up the ded anin-i-mal flesh with the &#8216;proper&#8217; seasoning(s) I -usually- use, and then instead of using skewers, I put the meetz on <strong>parchment paper<\/strong> and rolled that shit thin AF. Like LITERALLY used my OMG awesome rolling pin to roll it out to between 1-2mm thick&#8230;. The meat was SAMMICHED between two pieces of the parchment paper when I rolled it flat BTW, which prevented meetz contamination of what would <strong>usually<\/strong> be a baking-only rolling pin&#8230;<br><br>Once I had a LARGE Enough &#8216;sheet-of-meetz&#8217; I then rolled it up on itself&#8230; Pics here after the fact as I was really too busy to track this meal tonight.<br><br>In about 5 minutes I have to bail to pull the meetz out, throw it in a bowl, and bake it <em><strong>just a tiny bit more<\/strong><\/em> to get the crisp edges I like&#8230;<br><br>OK<br>I&#8217;m back<br>The cold meds I took last night wiped me out when I got a belly full of this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/haj-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8899\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/haj-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/haj-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/haj-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/haj-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/haj-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/haj-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">OMFG<br><strong>GREAT CHOW<\/strong><br>Even with the realization I fucked up the recibee. <br><strong>The Unforgivable:<\/strong> <br><em><strong>I. Forgot. The. Garlic.<\/strong><\/em><br><br>However sinful that was, it STILL was an unreal dinner, as well as lunch today. The next time I make it, I&#8217;ll make sure to do MOAR photos and add the garlic.<br><br>I still can&#8217;t believe I forgot that&#8230;<br>Galic is like&#8230; the lifeblood of my cooking&#8230;<br>TOTAL Brainium Fart on that one&#8230;<br><br>So&#8230; to continue<br>Been raising a ruckus on Twitter today as I worked as hey, why the Hell not? Reconnected with Battle Dwarf Gimli from Gab who migrated like Lovely Miss from Gab since Turd-do make GAB an uninhabitable wasteland&#8230; I mean for real Torba? WTF!?!<br><br>Other things&#8230;<br>Well LITERALLY too much to cover.<br>Silver, despite the attempts closed out at $117.78 and my call is over $120 per ounce tomorrow. Which in itself has it&#8217;s challenges, as the Operations Commissar reached out to me today at work (a fellow silver stacker) who told me that <strong>locally<\/strong> ALL of the silver dealers\/stealers are shorting the payouts to extreme levels.<br><br>Seems he has about 50-60oz of bullion.<br><br>ALL of the local buyers\/sellers are offering him <strong>$77 an ounce!<\/strong><br><br>Outright thievery and larceny most foul&#8230;<br>To a point.<br><br>WHat the problem is IRL is <strong>systemic<\/strong><br><br>FAR too many dealers have sold OUT their stockpiles of silver due to EVERYONE and their brother trying to home in on the &#8220;Gain Train&#8221; thinking that &#8220;What I buy now will double in price shortly!!!&#8221; which it very well <strong>might.<\/strong><br><br><strong>HOWEVER<\/strong><br><br>Those self-same dealers?<br>The majority of silver they BOUGHT and subsequently SOLD was done on CREDIT. So ALL of those purchases are going towards <strong>paying back said credit.<\/strong> Granted with the market blowing ups so quickly and panically, they can&#8217;t <strong>afford<\/strong> to take in NEW silver bullion AT ALL as they can&#8217;t front the $$$. <br><br>The smelters\/refiners are under the same guns so to speak<br><br>It&#8217;s a &#8216;silver credit crunch&#8217;<br>And it&#8217;ll be going on until some semblance of normalcy in the market is regained. I mean and forgot to mention&#8230; the silver rounds I bought at $77 a throw? <br><br>They <strong>did<\/strong> show up<br><br>Valued at $94 a throw at the time of delivery.<br>Now they&#8217;re $117.78<br>A nice profit IF I can sell when the time is right.<br>I want a belt-fed dammit.<br><br>So yepper&#8230;<br>As far as the MARKET today, I took a bath, as did everyone that I can tell. I&#8217;m down $25 fiatbux on a $150 investment. I mean I&#8217;m long AF so I&#8217;m not overly worried, and $150 fiastbux, at the time that I decided to play &#8220;Bright Lights\/Big City&#8221; games, I could afford it.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/bright.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/bright.jpg 480w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/bright-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 85vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">BTW<br>The <strong>penultimate<\/strong> Gen X movie&#8230;<br>The lies and the expectations we had, and were given&#8230;<br>It always stuck with me.<br>Also a great Mike Fox Flick, pre Diet-Pepsi-Parkinson&#8217;s.<br>FWIW<br><br>Otherwise&#8230; lets see&#8230;<br><br>Too much coming out about Nurse Pretti showing him as a psychopathic asshole with a death wish, assaulting and spitting on the feds a week before&#8230; the fact that they (the Feds) <strong>didn&#8217;t<\/strong> arrest him and &#8216;cuff and stuff&#8217; him right then and there <strong>exactly<\/strong> what&#8217;s going on&#8230;<br><br>If &#8211;<strong>I<\/strong>&#8211; were to spit on a cop?<br>Or a Fed?<br><br>Oh Holy Fuck MNan<br>I&#8217;d be Freeze Dried and buried UNDER the prison.<br>Makes you wonder AND think&#8230;<br><br>WAS this fucker <em>actually killed?<\/em><br>Meh<br>EVERYTHING is soooo fake and ghey now&#8230;<br>One of the commenters made a point of saying &#8216;Adios&#8217; &#8216;cos I &#8220;went with my presupposed biases&#8221; or some such&#8230; dude&#8230; EVERYONE has their biases&#8230; if you don&#8217;t well, hey, good on ya&#8230; me? I&#8217;ll assume the worst of these neo-commie fucks &#8216;cos <strong>it&#8217;s the smart thing to do<\/strong>.<br><br>OK&#8230;<br>So he didn&#8217;t have the weapon in his hand.<br>Fine<br><br>Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea MAXIMUM fuckin&#8217; Culpa.<br><br>Still&#8230; the video footage that&#8217;s NOW come out shows him <strong>STILL <\/strong>to be a retarded agitator of the Reddest kind. I hope he rots.<br><br>Fuck that guy &#8216;cos reasons and communism.<br><br>You still want to go meet up with three niggers in an alleyway to buy a dog?<br>I thought fucking <strong>not<\/strong>.<br><br>So&#8230; it is what it is&#8230;<br>Me?<br>I&#8217;m starting to keep a <strong>heavy<\/strong> load w\/me at all ties outside the house.<br>I&#8217;ve also started doing meet and greets face-to-face with the neighbors, reinforcing the fact that IF shit gets real, we&#8217;re going to be in it <strong>together <\/strong>and that like it or not, it&#8217;s a good idea to be on &#8216;the right side of things&#8217; IF shit goes sideways&#8230; <br><br>Not for nothing but start getting &#8220;politically retarded&#8221; in the neighborhood earns you a quick and efficient exile. Or <strong>worse.<\/strong><br><br>It&#8217;s a simple rule really&#8230;<br>No Poly-Ticks in the A.O.<br><br>Not unless you&#8217;re willing to <strong>die<\/strong> for them.<br><br>That&#8217;s the &#8220;BCE Good Neighbor Plan&#8221;<br>Keep your politics <strong>INSIDE<\/strong> your crib&#8230;<br><br>You want to &#8220;get funky&#8221; <strong>inside<\/strong> <strong>my fucking A.O.<\/strong>?<br><br>Then you reap the consequences of your stupidity.<br><br>A burned out lot doesn&#8217;t affect my real estate values once it&#8217;s been bulldozed clear (along with you and your families corpses)<br><br>&#8220;Like a Good Neighbor, .45-70 is There.&#8221; <br><br> (and a Flammenwerfer if needed)<br><br>Simple Enough Aye?<br>Your thoughts?<br>More Later <br>Big Country<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"868\" src=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ssss-1024x868.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8901\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ssss-1024x868.png 1024w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ssss-300x254.png 300w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ssss-768x651.png 768w, https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ssss.png 1060w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><br>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            <br><br><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings and Salutations!Waiting for the meat to come out of the oven&#8230; Tonight&#8217;s dish is Iraqi-Style Kofta again, BUTWith a baked twist so to speak. The last time I cooked up a selection of Hajji-Meetz, I did it traditionally on an open flame on a skewer. Tonight? Well I got a inspiration off of Twatter &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/30\/a-food-poast-and-other-stuff-after-i-fell-asleep-sorry-about-that\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Food Poast And Other Stuff AFTER I Fell Asleep (sorry about that!)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8897"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8906,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8897\/revisions\/8906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}