{"id":8559,"date":"2025-12-04T03:42:18","date_gmt":"2025-12-04T03:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/?p=8559"},"modified":"2025-12-04T03:42:18","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T03:42:18","slug":"go-go-go-go-shawty-its-your-birthday-we-gonna-party-like-its-your-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/04\/go-go-go-go-shawty-its-your-birthday-we-gonna-party-like-its-your-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Go Go Go Go, Shawty It’s Your Birthday, We Gonna Party Like It’s Your Birthday!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Greetings and Salutations!
….and you know we don give a fuck it’s not my birthday!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Yes
In Da Club Yo!!!!
Fo’ sho’
LITERALLY it’s been since Iraq when I last went to a club… which was actually a MWRO Tent with dancing and lights and such whatnot…. Now as far as my outfit?

‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My Hawaiian shirt is a 1944 Marine Frogskin Camouflage:<\/p>\n\n\n

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Amazing how many Marine Vets have come up and asked either where I got it, or how cool it is…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Had a good night last night.
As you can see…
LOTS of dancing and carousing.
Had a bump and grind w\/a couple of 20 something hawties…
LOVE dancing… don’t get a chance to do it too often
And yeah, I’m a damned good dancer from what females have told me… anywho…

One of which I noticed when one of them (a tall blonde) was jumping up and down, and her tube-dress, well….
Her boobies done fell out, or I should say, her dress slipped down, unleashing the bewbage…

VERY Nice Hooties mind you…|

Me being me, I started cracking on her, and joking and whatnot… BTW: Note to y’all… If you can get a chick to laugh and keep her laughing? Yeah, it’s a great start.<\/strong>
We’ll see where that goes.
Her fren, a TALL Brunette seems very innerested!<\/strong>
Me? I just enjoyed the dancing and the fun of it all.
Truthfully, I’m not interested in anything myself

My God, it’s official
I’m old.<\/strong>
Get the fuck off my lawn.

So no partying right now… for tonight is a scheduled ‘quiet night’, as I’m a wee bit sunburned (again) from my post-breakfast hot-tub soak (ahhhhh my back needed that!) and post-soak pool time so I’m wiped…

And burned AF on my face and shoulders and back….

So in the AM, we hit Progreso, which is where the Mayans were running the show so to speak back in the day, and the ruins of Chichen Itza and ‘other’ historically significant ‘things’ are located. I’m not sure if I can hit those however as the cost of the excursion(s) there are retardedly<\/strong> expensive, so I just might settle on hitting the town, and then heading back to be chillin’ on the Boat whilst evvabody is oot and aboot so to speak…

Unlike the Margaritaville Paradise (the last cruise out of Palm Beach) the Tampa based Margaritaville Islander requires cash up front (which I did not<\/strong> know) for a LOT of shit, and I thought the tab would be settled at the end like it was w\/the Paradise. On the Paradise, I could run a tab, whereas this place? Not so mucho. A wee bit pain that Aye? Soooo, it is what it is… the more you know amiright?

I do know I’m ‘reloading’ the Isopropyl and the Pharmacia is on the list of ‘must do\/have’ to handle while in Mex-hee-co. As well as some Aloe ’cause I’m a wee bit torqued.

And going back to Ye Olde Boat? An empty Boat = No full pools and whatnot so a bit of quiet.

Cozumel? Now there<\/strong> I’ll be able to do something as payday hits on Thursday night so the account gets a ‘refill’ so THERE I’ll have some ‘stuff’ to show from there.

So More Later
Big Country<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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