{"id":8552,"date":"2025-12-03T01:57:30","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T01:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/?p=8552"},"modified":"2025-12-03T01:57:31","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T01:57:31","slug":"ahhhhhhh-i-needed-thisagain-im-on-a-boat-on-a-boat-on-a-mfing-boat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/03\/ahhhhhhh-i-needed-thisagain-im-on-a-boat-on-a-boat-on-a-mfing-boat\/","title":{"rendered":"AHHHHHHH… I -NEEDED- This!!!(again!) I’m on a Boat, On a Boat, On a MF’ing Boat!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Greetings and Salutations!
Whelp…
I broke down and bought the ‘net on the Boat. So I can throw some adventures up as I go. First off: The Boat? The Margaritaville Islander.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A VERY nice (and newer) Boat than the Paradise that I was on last time. This one’s ‘central avenue’ is all done up for Christmas:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Besides being nicer, the beers are cheaper<\/strong> much to my relief.

Of course I’m did\/am doing the “bottle of Isopropyl” like I used to do in Iraq. That’s triple rinsing a new EMPTY 91% alcohol jug, and ‘reloading it’ with Everclear… So now with the free lemonade and strawberry kiwi, I ‘juice it up’ with some octane, and hey! Bob’s your Uncle!!!

So I got that going for me!

I am<\/strong> having a raffle after this to defray costs. A basic M-4 from the collection OR
I can do one of the Enfield MK4s.
Y’all tell me.
Which do you prefer?

Now on the way ‘out of town’ we went UNDER the Sunshine Skyway Bridge (in the background) which was cool AF. The sunset was cool too:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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As Filthie would say, I got them Crazy Eyes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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This Boat even has a water slide!<\/strong>
PLUS three hot tubs
Oh, and before I forget, THIS crowd on the Boat?
85% or better ALL whytte.
Sooooo relaxing.
Now some of these amenities? Mind you I -think- it’s a wee bit much for a Boat, but what the Hell right? The food on this one is ALSO superior, so I got no complaints!
Except I’m bent my diet is out the window
AGAIN!

So More Later
Big Country<\/p>\n\n\n

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Greetings and Salutations!Whelp…I broke down and bought the ‘net on the Boat. So I can throw some adventures up as I go. First off: The Boat? The Margaritaville Islander. A VERY nice (and newer) Boat than the Paradise that I was on last time. This one’s ‘central avenue’ is all done up for Christmas: Besides … Continue reading “AHHHHHHH… I -NEEDED- This!!!(again!) I’m on a Boat, On a Boat, On a MF’ing Boat!!!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8558,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8552\/revisions\/8558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigcountryexpat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}