Doing the Side Hustle and an “Eggservation” So to Speak (I’m going to Hell for that one)

Greetings and Salutations!
Just a short one tonight. I’m working on some ‘extra-curricular’ activities for some side-ducats. My internet skill sets as well as my intel activities occasionally get me some side gigs which helps with Ye Olde Bills.

So I’m staying busy.

Hate to be that way, but billz got to get paid.

Especially since the groceries in particular have gone full retard over the past two plus years as we’re all familiar with. Now speaking on that, what I did find funny tonight is that when Sapper and I did a quick grocery run to the local Publix, I in particular checked the eggs for the current price. We didn’t need them, but I felt a current price check was warranted for future planning. And on investigating? Yep… –some– of them prices are insane… Seems that the “REEEEEEE”ing on the prices of the eggs at $10-$12 per dozen is correct… to a point???

Yeeeeeah… about that.

Now, MAYHAPS if you’re buying eggs laid by “organic, free range, hand fed, (grain only) Zero Antibiotic fed, sung lullabies while-they-roost-on-their -nests (made from the finest cotton-bunting mind you) Woke Elitist Chikinz”, well then yes, you are going to be paying $10-$12 bucks a dozen. That’s about a buck or more an egg, and utterly retarded.

Otherwise, the ‘regular large 18 pack’ of Publix brand eggs laid by Hoodrat/Illegal Alien raised ghetto-Chikinz on an Industrial Farm, then you’re only paying $6.89 for 18 eggs.

Seems that Virtue Signaling is expensive people.
Fucking social justice woke ass retard egg buyers…
Never Go Full Eggtard.

Heh
IMO that’s funny.

The source of all humor is the truth. The more absurd, the more painful? As Mark Twain said “The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.” And those egg prices are the very definition of sorry.

So I have to bail
I’ve been working also on a possible Stolen Valor Issue of someone we all know and loath. I’ll be throwing that tomorrow. It’s enlightening and pretty fucked up IMO.

So More Later
Big Country

20 thoughts on “Doing the Side Hustle and an “Eggservation” So to Speak (I’m going to Hell for that one)”

  1. What’s funny is the main stream media never reports WHY eggs are so expensive.

    Maybe because Joe Biden ordered 100 million chickens killed to supposedly contain “bird flu” ?

    Farmers are hatching chicks as we speak and by this Summer those chickens will be laying eggs and the price will come back down.

    1. Maybe, maybe not. They are still offing poultry left and right at least in my state. A barn where the chickens get nuked has to stay empty for months and then it takes another month or so for it to be approaching full production.

  2. I don’t question the why of egg prices, I adapted. A few years back, I bought 30 layers and a studly cock…and never go short, plus I gift and sell my “organic, seely matressed, hand jobbed” eggs at whatever the going woke price is. Damn the bad luck! Am I getting rich? Not hardly, but I get to eat all the eggs I want and pay for feed, plus a bit for labor. Works out. A lot to be said for Local…

    1. I did that a couple times. Seems living at the intersection of 3 wolf packs in the middle of a swamp where bobcats, weasels, fox and the occassional mountain lion stroll through as well as eagles, hawks and owls fly over are detrimental to a flock’s longevity.

      Doesn’t help that the rancher to my north dumps his dead ones half a mile from my house.

      Seeing three does during deer season puts a damper on that as well, at least for now.

  3. The bird flu LARP is why?
    I hope the egg thieves get away.
    Beastie Boys have the classic Eggman and the meme about in my time eggs and TP were so plentiful we threw them at the houses of enemies.
    Vlad always has an impaled on stakes plan, local they are seven dollars per dozen at the poors grocery, nice price at the church pantry.

  4. Ayup. Been banned from commenting on several libtards’ X account because I post the price I pay for Jumbo Eggs at Publix is, last time I bought them days ago, a whopping $5.79.

    Admittedly, that’s twice as high as it was 2-3 years ago, but I point out that due to the cost of fuel, feed and the aforementioned above murder of 100 million chickens by the Biden administration kinda has to have had some effect on egg prices, along with chicken meat prices.

    Almost like it was planned. Hmmm… Planned to make Trump look bad. Hmmm….

  5. I just walk up the road to my Amish neighbor and trade in my old empty egg box for a newer one of free range brown eggs for $2.50 a doz., though not so free range the last few months. If they are out, just drive or bike up the road to the next farm. Still have some carrots in my green house too.

  7. Local farm-raised eggs from some lady up the street, 5-dollars a dozen. If you look around you can find them for 4-bucks per dozen. Leftists don’t know how to NOT gaslight. Remember when they were younger and experienced _____ for the first time? OH MAN, THAT WAS EPIC! Everything was the mostest bestest every, when they did it. Nevermind generations of kids before them did that years earlier in life and had bested it 10x at least, to them it was still the epitome of epic. Even if there were 80’s sitcoms and movies made about the topic, it had never been done to the level THEY did it.
    Kinda explains why we’re re-hashing the communism thing w/ these kids all over again.

  9. Store bought 18 packs of eggs in southern alberta are $8.99 but thats in artic peso’s.
    Our $$ has tanked last week, ordered an item online and with exchange was $22 can, that was a week ago. Went to order a second last night at the conversion brought it to $33. Our money really has become the Artic Peso in freefall

    1. Funny but the 18 pack are down to $6.99 each in Can money tonight at store. So dropped since saturday.

  10. Welp, little country store out in here farmland, $10.79 a dozen medium, so…it ain’t all Whole Foods hype, folks. I was on a crew that insulated birdhouses (turkey and chicken) all up and down the Central Valley, so we have tons of birds; we’re in Corporate Bird territory, but still no love.

  11. We don’t have an egg shortage. We have an egg-laying chicken shortage, because Uncle Joe killed millions of egg-laying chickens.

  12. 3.00 dozen here, couple enterprising young brothers across the street from the ranch. Nothing better than a farm fresh eggs! One can literally taste the difference, see the freshness in the dark yellow yokes.

  14. Out here in ruralville we have to turn em away a couple times a month. Neighbors with chickens. We just don’t eat that many of em – maybe a doz a month at most. Green, blue, brown, dark yellow yolks.

  15. This egg shortage is so easy to fix. I wish Trump would get a burr up his ass and ask some of his people to stop the madness. The media would spread lies about food safety, but most people would appreciate eggs going back to $1.50/dozen (0r lesss).

  17. I built a coop and bought chickens when the 2020 election was stolen. Amongst other provisions

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