“Comfort” and “Audacity” and a Hurricane Update

Greetings and Salutations!
NOT a FedPost.
Not by far.
I wouldn’t encourage any sort of violence against our Benevolent Overlords and Betters…. those who wish to Guide Us via Their Eminence and Magnanimous Intellect and Experience…
HOWEVER

…and yeah, using the “Watchmen” version of this vidya is crazy appropriate as our current world isn’t too far off from the insanity of that particular Universe so to speak…

And yeah, I’m the fucking Comedian in that Flick…
Jes’ Sayin’

Watching it to the end, it brings to mind per The Master, Robert Heinlein’s “The Space Patrol” and its motto in Latin:

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Who in fact, these days does “watch” the “watchers”

No o ne as far as I can God-Damned see.
No one in any way, shape or form.

The bint in charge of FEMA (for now), one Deanne Criswell has been making statements about how people are mean and yucky, and that it’s making the people and STASI agents who work for her ‘uncomfortable’

“Criticism = Danger”

Only a Childless, Wine-Soaked Cat Lady who’s never suffered a single day of discomfort in the entirety of her worthless skin-bag life could come up with something so vain, so puerile, so obnoxious… Link to the fucking mindblowing cluelessness is HERE

It’s already getting waaaay worse:

The TL;DR:

Yeah.
As stated before by almost EVERYONE I link to on the sidebar:

No One Is Coming To Save You
EVER

ESPECIALLY from THIS particular variant of the Federal DotGov and it’s Corrupt Minions
Jes’ Sayin’

Self Extraction is the only option all we have left.

Case in point:
Sapper and Me.
We’re digging in and hunkering. It’s been a loooong couple of days too what with getting my hours in on the clock for work while also juggling preps. It’s been a bitch in some cases…

That dot marker on the ‘F’ in FishHawk is my house exactly when you drill allll the way down on the map… That’s the ‘projected path’ which means I’m getting my teeth kicked in metaphorically speaking.

Part of todays mission was picking up my meds from the VA. I got a call yesterday informing me my every-three-month Carcass Inspection on Thursday was cancelled and to call and reschedule. I brought up to the Nurse that it’d be smarter to fill my regular shit now as opposed to later, as who knows what’s coming or going here? A month w/out my meds?

Yeeeeah… I can’t have that going on… I means I won’t die if I miss out on them, but the docs get shitty if I don’t get them or fill the scripts. To the point I fill shit I don’t necessarily need, but have endless refills of. Let me know if any of y’all need any B-12 ok? So, the doc filled all my scripts, which meant Sapper and I went to get them.  They were ready last night but I-75N was a parking lot

We waited until 10am as I figured we’d ‘squeeze in between’ the early-early Evacuees and the ‘Nooner’ folks, i.e. the people wh were Evaccing, but didn’t want to get caught in the normal Morning Commute people as well as the Early Morning “Raun Away! Run Away!” folks

Not that I blame them of course… this’s going to purely suck

Moving on…
Gas stations are out of gas -everywhere- (we’re good here) but my generator (20+ years old) despite being stored properly
refuses to start…  it just might be dead-dead this time… dammit.  It’s a 2.5k Sears and Roebuck branded Generator. Lil itty-bitty thing I got…. huh… wow… back in 1999 pre-Y2K when I thought we were going to need it! Which akchully makes it more like 25 years old! It was put up when I was in Iraq improperly by either the Ex or one of her relations. I don’t blame them at all b/c about three years ago when I stumbled across it in the garage (the garage was a fucking nightmare mess of shit to the point we got a ‘dumpster bag’ and got rid of a ton of bullshit)

Back then I ended up rebuilding the carb and getting it up and running. More to follow in a minute on that…

Like I was saying, we’re currently good on gas but people around here are getting scared and angry… The Enemedia is NOT helping the situation at ALL what with the Doomporn… They’re seriously hyping this up waaay beyond what is necessary. I say this because as when I went to get the cans filled, sumdood tried to get pushy/shitty with me.

He came up to me from two trucks back because I had walked up instead of driving up, and was standing in line as opposed to adding the truck to the shitshow.  I took the two NATO cans and just got in line, and was walking up to the pump, as opposed to driving… any retard could have figured that out Aye?

But not this fucking moron.

According to him? He said “…’cos you ain’t in a vehicle, you couldn’t be in line without a vehicle, and that you need to go back to your truck, and then get in line!” (behind him which was readily apparent.) He was getting pretty heated too.  Irrationally by my standards, so I bent down to place the cans on the ground to speak with this lunatic, and my shirt juuuust happened to ‘lift’ juuuust enough for him to see my ‘John Wilkes Booth’.

That’s my Bond Arms Derringer.


Sometimes it takes a .357 get the hint. I didn’t do anything overt or offensive, but I found it necessary to do what I did, as anyone who gets verbally confrontational with a guy my size MUST have a fucking screw loose). By ‘printing’ a wee bit, this dude backed the fuck off… rather quickly IMO which was a good thing. In fact when I turned to speak with this unpleasant individual after placing the cans down, he had left a man-sized smoke silhouette like in the cartoons I swear…

Shades of Wile E Coyote.

So then, after the fuel run, we tried to hit Aldi (a store chain originally out of England) and found that it’s already closed for the duration. We then tried Publix. It looks like locusts hit it. On the way into the Publix we had to go by “my” gas station (in that it’s the closest most frequented location) on the end of my street. It was open, but only has premium and maybe diesel left and was PACKED to the point they might have needed a cop for traffic control.

Speak of fuel and whatnot… a interesting thing we saw:  On the way home we saw ‘cop lights’ coming up going Northbound on I-75, not in hi-pursuit but escorting -something- That in itself wasn’t the odd thing… we see shit like that everywhere, all the time right?

In this case, Sapper and I both thought “oversized load” until we saw it was Two Florida State Police Cruisers escorting a RaceTrac Fuel Truck!

THAT was a first in 20+ years and multiple -other- storms I’ve been through in the past. I’ve not seen an ‘armed escort’ ever here stateside… Mind you, I did see on Twitter a mention of a near-riot in or around Sarasota (south of me) that some asshole pulled a handgun and tried to hijack a gas truck that was trying to refuel a service station… Mind you also there’s been ZERO mention of anything like that on even the local news, so the Memory Hole is activated like a motherfucker I’m guessing. I’m personally not sure if I’m more worried about the memory hole or that things are already that potentially bad already. Time will tell.

Load another magazine and watch my lane I suppose…

Now as part of the errands, I finally got it started with a combo of Carb Cleaner and starter fluid.  I purely hate using the starter fluid, but in this case?  It’s 25 years old -anyways- so if it blew, it’d not be a big loss.  It’s a Sears and Roebuck 2.5k that I think I spent $200 on in 1999…

I think what happened was when I drained everything and put it up last time around, I didn’t get ALL the gas out of the carb, so a wee bit went and got all lacquered up in there.  Juuuust enough to make it difficult to fire up…  So I sprayed down carb w/the cleaner, waited 5 minutes, hit it with the starter fluid, and it turned over.  Immediately died, so I washed, rinsed and repeated.  Took about 4-5 more times, with each interval of it running getting longer and longer, until the last one where it was doing that weird ‘thrum’ thing… run up normal, then down to almost stall… it gave a backfire, a large cloud of smoke, then smoothed out.

Ran it for 10 minutes, shut it down for ten, then w/OUT the starter fluid, tried it, and it started no issue! (It’s a pull-to-start, so I looked like I was trying to jerk off King Kong with GIANT fast pulls at one point I swear)

Only thing left now is to go get enough beer to get through the next few.

As far as the wife? She’s in a safer location. Gretchen is in The Villages unscrewing the Mom and Dad situation, and will be until further notice so she’ll be good. That leaves Sapper n’Me as an Ugly All Male Review I suppose… Seems that Mom went so bananas after being told she was being Baker Acted, that they ended up transferring her to one of the Nuthouses AKA “Behavioral Health Centers” as the PC Pukes would call them. A Baker Act being a 72 hour medical/psyche hold for evaluation, which she quite obviously failed.

The GREAT news out of this however is a Social Worker showed up and interviewed Dad and Gretchen, and offered up ALL THE SUPPORT that the County and State has to assist with situations like this, so >whew<

That right there is a MAJOR load off my mind.

Mom needs help, as does Dad, and finally we’re going to get what they need, despite her (Moms) earlier denials and protests… a big part of that is a Boomerism, in that in the past, she’s literally said “What would the neighbors think!?!”

I at the time offered to kill all of them, and/or burn out all the neighbors houses so there’d no longer be any social awkwardness in these particular circumstance, but I was sadly rebuffed.
< Le Sigh >
Nobody ever lets me have any fun.
< Le DEEPER Sigh >

Ah well… now all that is left is doing a FULL recharge of all my batteries, finding out what radio freqs I need to monitor and inputting them to the radios, and also as I said, getting moar beer.

There is never enough beer under these circumstances Aye…

So More Later
Big Country

58 thoughts on ““Comfort” and “Audacity” and a Hurricane Update”

  1. I lost my “Drunks with guns – you loot, we shoot” meme. Seems like it’s about to become appropriate.

    Kid on the other side of the state from you is battened down locked and loaded. They won’t get hit nearly as bad as you, unless the storm makes a turn.

    I still have bureaucrat lynchings on my Bingo card.

  2. “…..” I feel your pain, Good Sir. Fire IS the ultimate cleanser of pests.

    “There is never enough beer under these circumstances Aye…” Testify!

    Didn’t realize til I drilled down on your grid square that you are basically across the road from my Baby Girl and Granddaughter. Coming that way @ Thanksgiving and it will be my Honor to buy dinner and refreshing beverages for you and The Hair Diva. Sapper is invited, too. Hit my email addy and we’ll break bread together.

    Hunker down, Big Dawg, I read the Doomporn with a jaundiced eyed meownself, but Uncle Miltie does look nasty. As always, I’ll add you and yours to my conversations with Sky Daddy. For some reason, He listens to me. Poast when you can, we’ll be here.

  3. I know about the genny situation. Especially the older ones, they don’t play well, long term, with ethanol polluted gas.
    Luckily, we have a station near by that sells 100% gas and it’s all i put through my gennies and yard equiptment.
    That ethanol shit will gum the fuck up in the carb over time. “Regular” gas was all we had access to at the time until the new station was built and offered 100% gasoline (ain’t cheap). After Sally a few years ago, I had to rip the fuckin’ carb out and all I had left at the time was break cleaner. Removed all the seals (that break cleaner will eat those things alive) and blasted the hell out of it.
    Cranked on the 2nd pull after that.

    Stay safe, buddy. You’re in our thoughts up here near Pensacola.

      1. Yep. Keep a bottle of that around at all times now for both the gennies and yard equpt.
        Smokes like a street bitch, but it cleans that crap out.

    1. In places that don’t sell it as “E0” or “non-ethanol unleaded”, you may find it as “REC90”, which is just 90 octane E0 without additives, sold for golf carts.

      Gretchen may find that info useful as it sounds like she’s stuck in Central Florida Golf Cart Utopia.

      For everyone not dealing with a high-performance engine, a bottle of fuel treatment, especially phenylethylamine (PEA) based such as Gumout Regane, will do to make performance a bit better, plus it helps clean the crap out of fuel injectors.

  4. ps.
    After the storm passes, put a sign out front that says “Looters will be hog tied and told they got a purty mouth”.

      1. I think “Umbala! Umbala! Umbala!” and such is about that speed.

        I’m not -too worried- about two legged predators, leastways the locals in my A.O. know all about the “Crazy Former Fucking Mercenary with a Flamethrower” i.e. me.
        I’m sort of a Legend around here for that. Test firing all my shit, to include the Flammenwerfer has served me in good staid as they -also- know I work from home and are very rarely ‘out’, especially at night.

        Now the ones who -might- come ’round here unwittingly?
        Too bad, so sad.
        Queue the Jeremy Clarkson meme: “Oh No!” “….Anyways….”

        1. The locals knowing you is a great thing. I make it a point to know the people around me, wherever I am.
          But I’m getting older. In my youth, I was faster, had more endurance, had better vision and hearing, and was in better overall shape. Despite how much time I spend under iron, on the mats, or at the range, I’m at a disadvantage against younger, serious men. Which is why I spend the aforementioned time lifting weights, practicing jitz (I need to start boxing,) and going to the range. I need as many advantages as I can have…

          1. dang, Berg; you sure know how to remind an ol’ buzzard that he’s an ol’ buzzard… I do what I can and then a bit more to stay as dangerous as I can, that – and always stay strapped. Over time, the younger, serious men seem to learn you are an older, serious man; the smiley faces we have I’m sure help… and they nod as we pass. You know how it is up here.

      2. Don’t think all the Rednecks up here would suffer the haitians. Too many woods, too many swamps, too much Gulf of Mexico.

  5. I drain the fuel tank and carb every time I’m done using my generator, and I STILL have to pull the air filter and give it a shot of ether every fucking time I use it again! Fucking thing.

    God keep you safe.

  6. Nice going with reviving the genset. I’ve taken to keeping extra carbs and a few other spare parts like voltage regulators and such (they’re all cheap chinesium shit from ebay anyway, so not much of an outlay) on hand for each of the gasoline generators I have on hand.

    Have 3 portable generators, one old Coleman Vertex 6.5KW electric start at my place to augment the 13K Generac natgas standby genny (in case it goes down) and two at Mom’s place to keep her up and running (including some A/C even) when we get bad summer (or winter) storms. She has room for multiple people to crash in case we need to use her house as a “central command post” in a larger disaster that displaces me (or my siblings/kids) from our own residences, so I keep her place well setup for emergencies.

    I’ve serviced/partially rebuilt all 3 gensets in the last 4 years anyway, as two of them were given to me as freebies that wouldn’t start because the previous owners didn’t take care of them. One was gummed all to hell by old gas left in it. Another had a steel tank that was rusting out, and a bad pull starter, so I had to retrofit a poly tank purloined from a junk generator I parted out.

    I kind of loathe small engine repair work, but have gotten good at it out of necessity. Has been a valuable skill in any case.

    My prayers and well wishes to you BC, I hope you (and Sapper) and the homestead pull through this unscathed.

    1. Appreciate it BRD.
      Fucking hate small engine repair as well as these days, the arthritis and carpal tunnel on both hands make it even harder to do with the itty-bitty pieces/parts and fiddly bits as I fart along into old age.

      The VA said (but hasn’t rated me for it yet) that it’s b/c I was the armorer in SO many units over the years, never mind as a civilian contractor, as well as a Master Gunbunny on my own. Goddamned hate the lack of dexterity and that I have to forcibly ‘open’ my fingers some times… I have braces and whatnot, but still.

      At least I got that fucker up and running.

      And again, appreciate YOU and all the good thoughts and such. I need all the help I can get, be it spiritual or physical.

      1. Big Country. I have carpal tunnel and tendonitis. I bought a gizmo that straps around your wrist and has a flat piece of metal with a curved hook on the end. Perfect for carrying plywood, buckets and such. I bet it would fit a starter handle.

        1. Yeah – wrist braces work well. I’m on a computer almost 60 hours a week. One thing that I just starting using about a week ago is DMSO. Stuff fucking works. And not expensive. Look into it.

          BTW: after I run a generator dry I also hit the priming bulb a few times. It forces whatever is still in the carb out – assuming you having a primer bulb on it.

        2. Have to check that out Brother. Sounds like it might have some potential. You got a link?

          Fun Fact: Renoir, the French Impressionist painter, tied brushes to his hands to continue painting b/c of his severe arthritis and limited mobility.

          James Coburn at the end of his career/life, his hands were so fucked up it was plainly visible. Check it out in “Hudson Hawk” and it’s plain as day… wrinkled up claws instead of hands I swear. And yeah, that’s one of my favorite movies believe it or not… if you don’t take it seriously, it’s a brilliant movie.

          1. It is some kind of miracle I don’t have carpal tunnel or similar, after a lifetime of typing on computer keyboards, and playing keyboard instruments. Perhaps the latter did something t my hands/fingers during my formative years that has protected me against that. My mom has had arthritis in both hands, but so far I’ve escaped that entirely (thank God). It would frustrate me terribly to have such issues, as nearly everything I enjoy doing is heavily reliant on the physical condition and dexterity of my hands.

            Point being, I sympathize fully with those who are so afflicted. I guess I don’t realize how lucky I am most of the time that I’ve hung onto well working hands, when I know so many who have taken a beating and are very much challenged now trying to do detail work.

  7. I can’t say what might happen with a tiny dose used in the intake of a generator, but I have used the good flammable brakleen spray as a starter fluid for my lawnmower in difficult start cold conditions, acts like pre-vaporized gas and vroom (6 months later and no probs with the carb, either). I even used for a car with water in the gas to get past the fuel line clog of h20, took 2 cans to get the gasdry mixed/sucked through (poured in 3 bottles) to get able to run without the BK. Worked in a fuel pump bad situation as well, helps verify the ignition is OK, it’s just the fuel system not working.
    GM tank pump can be sometimes started again with rubber mallet against the tank while cranking, did for mine. The rotary gears in the pump evidently get gummy like those carbs (ethanol gas here) and makes it pull more current, and even be stuck after being stopped and not want to spin without a shock to free, but it would be unreliable to keep using so changed the pump with genuine GM, as opposed to the chinesium pump removed.

    Batten down the hatches,
    I did batten them down,
    well, batten them down again,
    we’ll teach those hatches…

    1. Brake cleaner, as you mentioned, the flammable type, works well with diesel engines. Have used with excellent results. Don’t use starter fluid on a diesel. Could end up with nasty damage of the very much f’d up variety.

  8. well, shit, Billy; you ‘knew’ this motherfucker was aiming for you. Sucks, but seems you have the family set and as safe as can be at this time. Stay safe, young brother; you and y’all got prayer coverage.

  9. With the parents, sounds like no matter what happens, it’s time to transition them from home owners to some sort of rest-facility/old-folks home. Which The Villages might have as part of their setup.

    I’m glad the social worker was able to help the ‘rents. Have the Gretch check out with The Villages management to see if they have some sort of transition counselor or team for people going from owning houses in The Villages to going to care-homes. Can’t hurt, might help.

    As to her Dad’s health care, the social worker should be able to help find some sort of in-home nurse care to come by every week or however needed to attend to any medical needs he has. Though getting her mom into a psyche hospital/facility for long term care to clean her up should help lots.

    Regarding you and Sapper, hopes and prayers, dude. The doomporn is bad, but the truth is Milton, unless he falls apart, is going to be a mother-humper.

    Keep us posted. Hope the comms and internets stay working for you.

  10. This time when you put the generator away, drain out all the ethanol gas and put in a half cup of “TruFuel” $9/quart fuel from Lowes, then run it dry under load. So far this has kept my Northern Tool 1600 Watt Yamaha clone starting on the first pull.

  11. Glad you got your genny up and running, and hopefully the roof will stay over your heads when it blows thru.
    My uncle and aunt are up north of you in Zephyrhills, and am hoping there’s no tornados in their part of town as they live in a trailer park and tornados seem to get attracted to those places like a fat kid loves Oreos.
    Some of my co-workers got deployed to Ft Myers area as part of the standby EMS units ready for whatever happens, and I was told that they may need additional staff and ambo’s for the aftermath. I might decide to bite the bullet and deploy but gotta get my ducks lined up here first.
    Hope you get plenty of beer and snacks for the show, stay safe and check minus-x.

  12. This is why I sprung the extra hundo or two for the dual fuel generator. Got TWO 1000 gallon tanks topped off to 80% as that’s all the co-op will put in them. 1600 gallons of propane lasts a long time and doesn’t go bad or gum up the carb.

    Good reminder fir me, I need to get it out and test before the snow starts flying.

    Stay safe, BC. You are in our prayers

  13. Be safe BCE! My dad (passed in ’15) had a place in Sarasota. Mixed blessing as I miss him dearly but he would have stayed, no doubt, were he still with us. I know you have no worries about post-storm “opportunists” aka “looters!”

  14. God bless. I’ve got family all over that part of the state, so I’ll be down there cleaning up. Have chainsaw/M-4/Mossberg 12, will travel. Always bad form to run out of beer DURING a hurricane!

  15. Thank you for reminding me that hubby and I should at minimum top off our gas tanks. We’re in Texas, way out of the path of the storm, but who knows where the next one will hit? A lot of conservative voters they’d love to disenfranchise over here, too, plus the coming chaos before, during and after we throw their satanic asses out of power. Demons be crazy.

    1. Stay dangerous big and hopefully you have something that floats if you get as much surge as they are talking about…

  16. WD 40 will fire an engine off. Butane propellant, and ya have lube,for the cylinder walls. Plus,the potential for the Big Bang from ether is gone.
    I’m glad you didn’t go rescue the people in such desperate need. Talk about conflicting feelings.. WaddaFukktup world.

  17. Don’t know your elevation and other preps, but what’s worked for me:
    – Take an axe with you inside, and particularly if you have to get up into an attic during storm surge;
    – Of course fill every tub/basin with water;
    – Bic-type lighters out the ass;
    – Flashlights in every room;
    – Put your frozen stuff in garbage bags while *in* the freezer;
    – Fill your washing machine with ice. Great place to hold your bee…, “cold drinks”, and the melt just drains away as you drain away;
    I’m an inveterate collector of Lowe’s/HD buckets and pick them up off the road or when I see them left on job sites- probably have a stack of 15 bungied under house, even though only have a workout/bonus room at grade. Put your furniture or valuables on top of upended buckets, as it gives you an extra two feet of flood clearance, and you know where your buckets are later.

    God bless to all.

  18. “he had left a man-sized smoke silhouette like in the cartoons I swear… ”

    LOL

    i once had some moron walking towards me at night, on my property, in the Nat’l Forest, at the absolute DEAD-END of a very sparsly populated area- like 4 homes within a couple of miles, while i had a 9mm pointed at him, finger on the trigger…

    when he got within 10′ from the barrel of that heater, he muttered “uh oh” turned around and quickly went back to his truck to never come back..

    i have to say, i’ve been in actual exchanges of fire on Detroits East Side “the RED ZONE”(search it) where i grew up. but this was the 1st time face to face and ready squeeze. i was shaken up after that episode…

    1. 12 Gauge works pretty well.

      Ask the 2 morons who tried to boost my generator at 3 in the morning after hurricane Sally. Green laser to the chest and bathed in taclight…didn’t even have to pull the trigger…unfortunately.

  19. Prayers for all. I’ve got my first daughter and only grandchild less than a mile from Bay Pines VA. They’re tough but I’m still a dad/grandpa. Miles away out west (NV). Again, prayers for all.

  20. https://generatorguru.com/

    That dude, if still there, will be able to fix you up with any generator.

    It’s easier just to buy another Chinese carburetor or two and just swap em out.
    Same thing with those fucking fuel shut off valves that go out two weeks after you put them in.
    Same thing with with the volt meters, 12v charging plugs, circuit breakers, ac plugs, voltage regulators etc.

    Use REC gas only for the generators. I went Monday morning early to our station and all of the CCW preppers were already there–got the hard core look. Just give em the hard core back. Store the gas with preservative. No EtOH in gas which is hydroscopic. That water left in the bowl is usually the major culprit. That Chinese metal is low grade pot metal. Corrosion gets in the main jet and everywhere else and plugs it.

  21. Up here in MA , it can hard to find the non-ethanol polluted gas. That Trufuel stuff is retarded expensive. But I also found that a lot of powersports dealers carry the VP Racing Fuel brand of gas. Comes in a metal 5 gallon can. Still expensive but much better than that Trufuel stuff.

    Another good source for ethanol free gas is small airports. There’s one about a half hours drive from me where I just drive my truck close enough to the pump that I can carry the jugs over to fill them.

    Oh yeah , and if you’re looking for great fuel jugs – check out the Scribner 5 gallon jugs. They’re awesome. I’ve got 3 or 4 that have to be 30 years old and they have no issues.

  22. Stay safe up there, man. We’re buttoned up here. My wife is at work, riding out the storm in Boca. Kid and I are at home. I made a load of chicken Alfredo and linguini for after we finish a good supplemental cleaning of the handguns and we’ll fart and look out the windows.

  23. After this storm my old gasoline genny is being retired for a dual fuel that I will only run on propane.
    Have 4 or 5 propane bottles filled and sealed will be the trick. Propane never goes bad and propane won’t ruin a genny carb like freaking gas does.

  24. Please tell me that you aren’t on a light beer run, I can’t picture you sitting down when you pee

    1. Nah, it’s a nice light IPA… All the hefeweizen und dunkle-hefeweizen over time during my tour in Germany fucked up my stomach so I can’t really hit anything darker than that

      No worries tho, I’m NOT hitting the Tranny Fluid…

  25. Luckily for BCE (and me), the storm is tracking South and may hit the Sarasota Fort Myers area which sucks for them but won’t turn Tampa into New Orleans after Katrina if it had hit Tampa Bay head on.

  26. Miss Criswell has already been summoned to congress so when the smoke clears and she has to speak the entertainment value will explode exponentially and the she will get to join that aayteeeff bitch

  27. Best of luck, BCE.
    My ex was from Lakeland, so I know your area. It’s all gonna get hammered.
    BTW, Aldi is German, not British.

  28. All battened down here in Riviera beach. Boat is in the shipyard, on the hard. 2 tornados down Miami way and one out west in Wellington. You don’t have to be in the direct storm track for your day to turn to shit in a minute. Hope you are far enough inland that the surge doesn’t get you, the wind will be bad enough.

  29. Comedian’s cool. Definitely suits you.

    Personally? I always sort of fancied myself a Rorschach kinda guy, myself.

    Watch your ass down there, bro.

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